What a cock

[Billargh]

Srsly, wtf is she wearing in the second pic? D:

 

[old.user4556]

You're both saying you wouldn't sleep with her?

 

[nath]

You're both saying you wouldn't sleep with her?

Irrelevant question on the interweb. Would you *fap* to her is more valid, and I wouldn't.

 

[old.user4556]

Jeez Louise, bunch of slack jawed faggots around here!

YouTube- Predator - Slack Jawed Faggots

 

[nath]

I'm disappointed in you tbh G, she looks so fucking common.

 

[old.user4556]

I gotta admit, I like common and trashy.

Edit: not as girlfriend material I might add.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I'm disappointed in you tbh G, she looks so fucking common.

Any man that tries to claim they don't like a bit of rough isn't a man, or is gay. WHICH ARE YOU?

 

[nath]

Any man that tries to claim they don't like a bit of rough isn't a man, or is gay. WHICH ARE YOU?

A) Can't I be both?

B) This is the interweb not some shitty club infested with the proletariat, we're talking about fap material here as no one is actually going to go and fuck that ndubz slapper are they?*













*If you do, pics or gtfo.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

A) Can't I be both?

B) This is the interweb not some shitty club infested with the proletariat, we're talking about fap material here as no one is actually going to go and fuck that ndubz slapper are they?*

*If you do, pics or gtfo.

a) Good point. Have you passed the appropriate exams? If so, go ahead and rage away.

b) I dunno, she looks like a few carefully chosen words on a forum would at least cause some loosening of close, or release of herpes-ridden moistness.

 

[TdC]

It's so you can see his face ffs.

then wtf are those blokes wearing those headwarmers in the first place? and who wants to see their faces? who even cares?

You're both saying you wouldn't sleep with her?

I'd certainly shag her, I'd just make her scrub that shit off her face first.

Irrelevant question on the interweb. Would you *fap* to her is more valid, and I wouldn't.

I would, I fap to lots of things, girls, met reports, ssd drives...

Any man that tries to claim they don't like a bit of rough isn't a man, or is gay. WHICH ARE YOU?

see above. I'd certainly shag her. issue is that I am much too picky, even with my interpipe ho's. hear that girls? if I insta-hottie-status you, it means you are the genuine article. now put out or gtfo kthxplx!

 

[Billargh]

You're both saying you wouldn't sleep with her?

Not at all G, just felt like showing my disproval for denim on the top half of someones body

 

[Overdriven]

Actually read this while looking for other things to read, ended up reading all the sub-articles about him on the BBC. Honestly is quite a douche by the sound of it.

 

[MYstIC G]

NDuBz R SIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AlL U wAsTEmaHnZ cAN suK a DIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which one of their tracks is that from again?

 

[DaGaffer]

You're both saying you wouldn't sleep with her?

Very bland. She photoshops well...

 

[Raven]

Generic "town" blond. Does nothing for me at all.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I love it when nerds start their whole elitist ugly bird comments. It's genuinely one of the best things on the internet.

 

[Raven]

Yes, I agree. How dare people not find her attractive! The nerve.

 

[Billargh]

I only like real wimminz, who read real intellectual books and eat posh real food from Waitrose and M&S!

 

[nath]

I love it when nerds start their whole elitist ugly bird comments. It's genuinely one of the best things on the internet.

I love it when you try to act like you're somehow above nerds when a) you're a games programmer and b) we've seen your photo.

 

[Billargh]

I love it when nath acts as defender of the nerds!

 

[TdC]

I love it when nerds start their whole elitist ugly bird comments. It's genuinely one of the best things on the internet.

I'm not big on lots of makeup. I prefer to see it as having taste, but make of it what you will




PS. nerd!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I'm not a games programmer, sorry!

And besides, most of the people who work in the games industry on a non-design level like myself aren't total nerds. It's just the coders that are.

Also, I don't see how me brimming with AIDS makes me nerdy?



Edit: I'm not denying my nerd status btw, I lov0r it.

 

[nath]

Also, I don't see how me brimming with AIDS makes me nerdy?

I just admired the audacity of someone that looks like you commenting on other people discussing how attractive a woman is. You of all people should know that being... unfortunate looking... doesn't mean you have to find those more fortunate attractive/sexy/zomghot!

 

[old.user4556]

I love it when nerds start their whole elitist ugly bird comments. It's genuinely one of the best things on the internet.

You took the words right out of my mouth / fingers / next post .

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I just admired the audacity of someone that looks like you commenting on other people discussing how attractive a woman is. You of all people should know that being... unfortunate looking... doesn't mean you have to find those more fortunate attractive/sexy/zomghot!

It's more the keyboard warriors who go round saying they "wouldn't touch her with yours" when they sit there alone, day after day, judging people on how they look in some photoshopped pictures.

I never realised I was so horrendously ugly either... I think my missus might have a few choice words for you there. I know I ain't a looker but have everything in (just about) the right place. At least I'm not some scared little child too afraid to post a picture of themselves, like some people on this board are.

BTW, what DO you look like? Does anyone know?

 

[old.user4556]

I have pictures of my sister and her beaver if anyone is interested:

BTW, I've posted a pic of me on here before. I'm not scared.

 

[cHodAX]

Your tits were shit though Big G, really could use some implants in those puppies.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

That's an impressive beaver.

 

[old.user4556]

Not as impressive in the fact she can kiss her beaver.

 

[nath]

It's more the keyboard warriors who go round saying they "wouldn't touch her with yours" when they sit there alone, day after day, judging people on how they look in some photoshopped pictures.

I never realised I was so horrendously ugly either... I think my missus might have a few choice words for you there. I know I ain't a looker but have everything in (just about) the right place. At least I'm not some scared little child too afraid to post a picture of themselves, like some people on this board are.

BTW, what DO you look like? Does anyone know?

Maybe I've not been paying attention but as far as I'm aware people have been saying she's not attractive (paraphrasing) and if anyone you're taking the elitist attitude that somehow the nerds should be grateful for any trim they see, even if it's in .jpg?

I'm not saying you're ugly but I just don't think you'd be cast on baywatch. Plus yeah people know what I look like, I've posted a photo here and there and I'm no Chiwetel Ejiofor (he has dreamy eyes, donchathink?) but that you ask shows you completely missed the point. Seymore Butts doesn't have any more right to decide how attractive they find some random girl than your average loser nerd. It's pretty pathetic that you think otherwise.