Well damn...herpes :(

Bahumat

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He just wants to lie on top of me and wont let me get on with anything useful, but he is a cutie so Ill forgive him for being a pathetic man;)

You still go it Russell...even though he's a little twisted. Don't worry, it's just Freud playing out.
 

Sharma

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Turns out my hearing loss requires my adenoids removing. :eek6:
 

old.Tohtori

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Updatos:

Results are...negative on shingles.

And on regular herpes...negative!

I knew that wearing a rubber while having no sex would work :lol:
 

fettoken

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Updatos:

Results are...negative on shingles.

And on regular herpes...negative!

I knew that wearing a rubber while having no sex would work :lol:

Doctor: Do you use protection while having casual sex?

Patient: Why of course, i always use it when i masturbate.
 

Bahumat

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yaay glad you're safe tohtori. Did they make you lick his balls? I hate it when they do that.
 

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You can catch diseases from reading internet forums
 

sayward

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My other half got chickenpox [far worse when you're an adult] and gave it to all the children!!!!
 

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There is definately something in the genes of the male species.

We have all had colds. Me, Matilda (7) and Ella (3). Give them Calpol and the girls just get on with it.

My boy Brodie(3) is poorly-sick with it today and he is lying next to me whimpering, shivering with red ears and a white face, holding on to me.

So I have a day of crying, pathetic moaning and whinnying. He just wants to lie on top of me and wont let me get on with anything useful, but he is a cutie so Ill forgive him for being a pathetic man;)

Chicken soup, medicene and poorly blankets all round then. Guess we will be having a DVD and Duvet day in the Hughes Household.

Could it be that you just like us to suffer cuz we won't take anything for it and you smash the kitchen cabinet like a junkie looking for a quick fix to sort out an ailment that should be left to its own devices and let run through it's course? Ah well, I can always look forward to when ur 60, still on these boards and saying ur immune system is shit because you took all that medicine that was really crap earlier in ur life :p
 

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