Well damn...herpes :(

[old.Tohtori]

Not the "you screwed a 10 dollar whore"(yes, they go that high OD) kind, or the "you kissed a whoring girl!" kind, but the "it's inside your nervous system and decided to pop out 20 years later!" shingles kinda thing.

Supposedly, test results not in, but it is kind of a "flip the bird to mother nature" kind of thing

Anyone else had "fun" experiences with your body going "hey, he seems healthy, clusterf*ck!!"

 

[Ezteq]

oh yeah, well nt me but B2 had this thing called Bells Palsy (which is from the herpes virus thingy, again not the whooring kind though) which paralysed one whole side of his face, he couldn't close his eye and the Dr's were talking about sewing his lids shut (eww) and it made everything he ate taste like fish... which was unfortunate because that is the one food he doesn't like lol, anyhoo that was a few years ago now and it wore off but he still has a bit of a wonkey mouth from it (sexy elvis mouth i say tbh).

It really frightened me when i first saw it because i thought he'd had a stroke

anyhoo, enough about that, hope you...i dont know if get well soon is the right thing to say but you know what i mean toht

 

[old.Tohtori]

anyhoo, enough about that, hope you...i dont know if get well soon is the right thing to say but you know what i mean toht

Oh aye, i don't think i'll ever be "well" :lol:

Knock on wood *taps pants* that it's just choccie eating habbits and not a nervous system infused parasite

 

[Overdriven]

WTF!?! No such thing as $10 whores! They charge me AT LEAST $29.99 .. Well, my body is going through yearly crap. This year, food poisoning and after effects of constant stomach cramps

 

[Bugz]

WTF!?! No such thing as $10 whores! They charge me AT LEAST $29.99 .. Well, my body is going through yearly crap. This year, food poisoning and after effects of constant stomach cramps

Fucking the prossy is 10 dollars.

Being fucked by the prossy is in fact 30 dollars.

 

[pikeh]

Sorry to hear that Toht.

Just been diagnosed with IBS myself! But gotta have Blood tests and stuff to determine what its set off by. Thought it was just cos of my shit diet through Uni taking its toll on me, but apparently it effects 1 in 5 people.

Btw, I'm more pissed off that I have to have a blood test .. Ugh

 

[gohan]

as we speak ive get a horrible ear ache

had loads of problems when i was liek 2-3 with my left ear buts its been fine for 20 years


now all of a sudden its like "lol hai der, remeber me?"

yes my inner ear is an internet chav :<

basicly get a build up of fluid behind the ear drum and can't do anything about it untill their enought pressure for it to just pop..... which i can't wait for as im sure it will be loverly

 

[Ormorof]

i had shingles once, its chicken pox thats attached itself to your nerve system isnt it?

not too comfortable but goes away after a while by itself, was told by doctor to just stay away from pregnant women and young children! (well i guess that goes without saying really!)

 

[Olgaline]

so you've potentially spread some herpes around your local area ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

so you've potentially spread some herpes around your local area ?

Nope.

If it was, it spreads only in close personal contact with area(my chest) in the first 7 days or so.

I haven't had sex in 7...err...days.

 

[Sharma]

basicly get a build up of fluid behind the ear drum and can't do anything about it untill their enought pressure for it to just pop..... which i can't wait for as im sure it will be loverly

Heh, I have the exact same thing, going for another hearing test in a couple of days to get me prepped for the THIRD operation on it.

Grommets in again, hurrah.

 

[Ezteq]

Heh, I have the exact same thing, going for another hearing test in a couple of days to get me prepped for the THIRD operation on it.

Grommets in again, hurrah.

yay lol when i was in middle school there was a girl who had grommets in her ears i didn't have a clue what they were and imagined all kinds of wierd little robots lol (this was in the days before wallace and grommet, or i am sure i would have imagined little dogs lol).

 

[Edmond]

I can imagine someone like Fred Dibbnar installing grommets, always makes me thing of something old and steam powered

 

[Bahumat]

Ahhh man sorry to hear that mate Hope your quality of life is not affected too much.

*sends Tohtori a big hug*

 

[Fafnir]

Well, my body is going through yearly crap. This year, food poisoning and after effects of constant stomach cramps

Its called morning sickness and pregnancy... Dont try to deny it...

 

[Sparx]

i remember one year coming out in horrible coldsores on my face, was just awful couldnt shave for 2 weeks as this made it spread!

Its never happened again tho

 

[russell]

I think that I am coming down with Man flu too. * ...lifts up jumper and looks..shit.. I am not a man...*
Doctor!

 

[Sparx]

<insert generic joke about being a doctor and asking russell to lift up jumper>

 

[russell]

hehe. Seriously is MAN FLU just very bad normal flu. Or is it just a case of milking it.

 

[Sparx]

Man Flu is dangerous, it been documented through time that its killed men. Lucky it only attacks the Y Choromosome, so your lucky, well unless you have a penis of course. Do you?

 

[russell]

No. I have a lady foofoo. So I should be safe. Unless I get lady foofoo flu.

 

[Imgormiel]

Dunno, things I've had are chicken pox and rubella. Neither is nice, but the worst thing I've ever had was Quincy. No not the doctor, golly gosh russell wahey! Quincy nearly killed me, it was caused by a fault in my DNA, basically it is a bacteria that forms on the roof of your mouth and then lodges itself overtime in your throat. Kinda like tooth-plaque if you need an analogy. Slowly your mouth closes up due to severe pain and if not treated it will kill you due to the bacteria closing up your windpipe causing suffocation.

Hmm, come to think of it, seems like a nice slow death - wish I'd not prevented it now

 

[Dukat]

hehe. Seriously is MAN FLU just very bad normal flu. Or is it just a case of milking it.

YouTube - "Man Cold" from Man Stroke Woman

Its older than the internets but its still gold

 

[crispy]

Not the "you screwed a 10 dollar whore"(yes, they go that high OD) kind, or the "you kissed a whoring girl!" kind, but the "it's inside your nervous system and decided to pop out 20 years later!" shingles kinda thing.

Supposedly, test results not in, but it is kind of a "flip the bird to mother nature" kind of thing

Anyone else had "fun" experiences with your body going "hey, he seems healthy, clusterf*ck!!"

Just go buy a bucket of aciclovir and throw it at it. Yes i just has the exact same experience :<

 

[russell]

There is definately something in the genes of the male species.

We have all had colds. Me, Matilda (7) and Ella (3). Give them Calpol and the girls just get on with it.

My boy Brodie(3) is poorly-sick with it today and he is lying next to me whimpering, shivering with red ears and a white face, holding on to me.

So I have a day of crying, pathetic moaning and whinnying. He just wants to lie on top of me and wont let me get on with anything useful, but he is a cutie so Ill forgive him for being a pathetic man

Chicken soup, medicene and poorly blankets all round then. Guess we will be having a DVD and Duvet day in the Hughes Household.

 

[Sparx]

Its not just local to humans, all male species becomes pathetic in this situation

 

[old.Tohtori]

Must...resist....comments...argh!!!

Why do you think we keep you women around?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Cme on...call already *looks at phone*...i hate suprises...

 

[fettoken]

Cme on...call already *looks at phone*...i hate suprises...

Worst case secenario?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Worst case secenario?

I have 1 day to live due to a strange zombie virus and i'm patient zero

Nah, it's more like "well, you have it, here's a treatment". It doesn't spread(at the stage i WOULD be in) and it doesn't harm, just an annoying "perk".