Well, bugger me! Is it hot out here!

[Summo]

Greetings from an island off the NW coast of Africa, peeps! (Actually, Tenerife but that doesn´t sound classy enough.)

Part way through a holiday with the family and BLOODY HELL its hot! Spent today by the pool, yesterday at an aqua park, day before at the beach...

So hot I don´t need a flame to light my fags.

Off now. Catch you later, cold peeps!



PS. ¿What the fuck are these keys for? çÇ´´ºª

 

[Damini]

Summo! Was just wondering where you'd got to, such is my ability to forget any infomation given to me

How is the food/the local ladies/the local music/the local drink?

And are you having to skulk around like a fifteen year old to secretly smoke?

 

[Summo]

Shit. I just typed an inormative post and then deleted it while trying to get the Euro sign up. Bloody foreign keyboards.

In summary:

1) This place is bascially Spain except they have no winter.
2) Two gorgeous English girls by the pool and though I´d love to say we hit it off instantly, Ive only managed to say ´hi´to them. I don´t think they heard.
3) Parents are very cool about my smoking but I do find myself wandering off for a ´quick´walk as smoking in front of them makes me nervous.

Love you all!

 

[Sir Frizz]

Give me your tan! Mine's kinda faded.

And, impressive work on the ladies btw.

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by the-frizz
Give me your tan! Mine's kinda faded.

And, impressive work on the ladies btw.

Tell them you play computer games on-line, it's always a winner with the ladies.

 

[Moving Target]

It's fucking freezing in Reading. :/

 

[Me²]

Also, don't forget to tell them that you've come far far away from home on holiday and then look for internet access to post about it on a web forum.

Go on Summo my lad:

 

[Sir Frizz]

Originally posted by oldlester


Tell them you play computer games on-line, it's always a winner with the ladies.

Everyone's a winner baby!

:/

 

[Ono]

Who's up for a joyride in Summo's car?


I know where it's parked.

 

[ECA]

Originally posted by Ono
Who's up for a joyride in Summo's car?


I know where it's parked.

No you dont

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Ono
Who's up for a joyride in Summo's car?

What about his Carmen rollers ? My mum needs a perm.

 

[Testin da Cable]

ooh well done Summo
a group of friends and I are thinking of spending a new-years ickle holiday there [or any other place with sand, water and booze hehe]

 

[dysfunction]

What you doing on the forums Summo??!!

Get out there and say "Hi" to those women!!

 

[S-Gray]

Give them your Card

 

[PR.]

Give them one of those "Free Back 'n' sides" voucher you carry around

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by Ono
Who's up for a joyride in Summo's car?


I know where it's parked.

Gah! I had two major anxieties which plagued my holiday. As I know you appreciate the interior of my head, I'll describe them in some detail, thus:

• I'm in a play starting from this Tuesday, so I've just missed the critical last week of rehearsal. The play is a A Few Good Men (that film, you know... "you can't handle the truth!" etc... see, it was a play before it was a film) and I'm playing the Tom Cruise part. Anyway, the play is shit and there's nothing anyone can do about it. It's Hollywood pap on a stage. Its Trash Theatre. I didn't even audition for the bastard. We were going to do Glengarry Glen Ross (which rocks hard) but the rights weren't available. Aaaaaanyway... no matter how shite it's going to be, and no matter how much I'm looking forward to it all being over, I still had to learn and re-learn my extensive lines to avoid looking like a complete prat. Those courtroom scenes are fucking hard to remember in the right order as the subject and questions constantly change direction with no warning. So that was anxiety number one...
• I left my car at my parents house parked next to their brand new Mini. I later wished I hadn't, and asked where in the house my parents had hidden the keys. They explained that they were hanging on the key hook by the door. Keys for both cars (both with handy Maxda and Mini keyrings) along with keys for my dad's BMW bike and his JBA Falcon kit-car in the garage. It wouldn't take anyone long to figure out nobody was home and simply break in and wander off with four tasty vehicles. I worried about that, but all is well. Car is fine.

Anyway.... your country is bloody cold.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Have a nice time.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Summo
they were hanging on the key hook by the door

vroom, VROOM! change that, you must.

by the way, can I have some of your tan? I'll be nice to it, I promise!

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by Summo
It wouldn't take anyone long to figure out nobody was home and simply break in and wander off with four tasty vehicles. I worried about that, but all is well.

What sort of scary thief could steal 3 cars and a motorbike at the same time?

 

[Summo]

A gang of four? Or someone who didn't mind making four trips?

Honestly, Scoobs. What are you thinking?

 

[Ono]

Wouldn't worry Summo.

I'd leave the bike, the kit car and the MX5 and just take your mum's Mini.

It'll sell easier on the black market.

 

[Mellow-]

It's freezing here.

Summo, if those two english birds didn't hear ya, go try harder! Be cool tell them you're a hairdresser

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Summo
Shit. I just typed an inormative post and then deleted it while trying to get the Euro sign up. Bloody foreign keyboards.

In summary:

1) This place is bascially Spain except they have no winter.
2) Two gorgeous English girls by the pool and though I´d love to say we hit it off instantly, Ive only managed to say ´hi´to them. I don´t think they heard.
3) Parents are very cool about my smoking but I do find myself wandering off for a ´quick´walk as smoking in front of them makes me nervous.

Love you all!

Didn't seem to me like they were ever gonna have winter in Spain

 

[PR.]

Summo, where did you stay in Tenerife?