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[TdC]

...ing Take That karaoke while furiously...

 

[old.user4556]

... rimming Trem on a JCB with an audience of birds. If only ...

 

[Edmond]

....to have Samm telling you that 'Your'e doing it wrong again' when really you should be....

 

[Wij]

...nd spoons and make lots of money like that cock Uri Geller who once sucked...

 

[Scouse]

...gently at your mum's clitoral hood before...

 

[TdC]

...getting shown the door as he'd bent...

 

[Trem]

....over and sprayed the wall with semen and pooh......

 

[Aph3x]

.. without a single thought for the furniture which was bought using funds raised by ...

 

[Furr]

..appearing on a gay reality TV show, which subsequently resulted in....

 

[russell]

...loads of offers for live appearances and the sudden need for a nice cup of tea and a...

 

[Trem]

....long hard bumming....

 

[Edmond]

...followed by a severe rimming and a crash course in nipple clamp application, which as we all know leads to.....

 

[Overdriven]

... Becoming a share holder of IKEA, and...

 

[old.user4556]

... driving a Volvo. I think tomorrow morning, I am going to ...

 

[Edmond]

...cover myself in strawberry jam and run naked through B&Q in a protest about the ......

 

[Sparx]

...price of cheese then after that possibly...

 

[old.user4556]

... nailgun my scrotum to ...

 

[Overdriven]

... Teedles swaffelstick, then maybe...

 

[Aph3x]

... blowtourch my eye brows so that i look like ...

 

[Trem]

....a slightly charred Colin Farrell then I will....

 

[Overdriven]

... Continuously dance the Macarena, unless...

 

[Ch3tan]

...someone plays Wigfield, in which case I have the Saturday Night dance...

 

[old.user4556]

... running through my veins, which makes me want to kill myself. However, I should be so lucky ...

...

 

[Wij]

...lucky...

 

[Ch3tan]

...lucky...

 

[Kryten]

...I should be so lucky....

 

[Overdriven]

... that one day, if all the circumstances are right, I could..

 

[Jeros]

...perhaps receive the funds through a paypal account, in return i am willing to swaffle...

 

[TdC]

...dead...

 

[Ch3tan]

...elephants....