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[hncsgzy]

I'm a twat!

 

[throdgrain]

Oh Hi!



and fuck off you spammy **** !


Cheers

 

[Uara]

Buh-Bye and thanks for calling, now don't come back!

 

[TdC]

meh, they are coming through the captcha again Deebs :/

 

[Jeros]

My uncle who was a general in the nigerian army........

 

[Kryten]

... lost his penis in a freak yachting accident. He has claimed several million Zimbabwean dollars in compensation, however in order to claim it....

 

[Sar]

...you have to suck his dick. In order to do that...

 

[Ch3tan]

...you need to find the shark that bit if off. This sounds like a job for...

 

[Trem]

.....super fishswafflermegman....

 

[old.user4556]

... who is the undisputed champion of ...

 

[Edmond]

.... anal bleaching and.....

 

[old.user4556]

... cum gargling, which is a very good cure for ...

 

[haarewin]

...hiccups, and halitosis, but isn't particularly effective if ...

 

[Aph3x]

the come is a week old, in order to get the full use out of the come you must ...

 

[Bugz]

... spell it as cum, and not come, because it's rather annoying, just like ...

 

[Edmond]

....CoC, rather than cock, but not like big oily....

 

[Sparx]

...fisherman, with a spirinkling of...

 

[Wazzerphuk]

hundreds and thousands.


Since I finished the sentence, do I win?

 

[Sparx]

...a massive double anal fisting or win...

 

[Wij]

..a lovely prize like a turbot stuffed with the hopes and dreams of...

 

[TdC]

...Deebs forgetting to...

 

[taB]

...swaffle the OP while...

 

[Chilly]

...simultaneously swaffling the nigerian prince's father's nephew's brother's auntie's dog...

 

[Edmond]

.....who's parrot has died leaving him $20 million in a trust fund at Northern Rock, So......

 

[old.Tohtori]

...there.

Oh and...

 

[old.user4556]

... you all have aids, which makes you ...

 

[TdC]

...mimes, apple users, Wazzerphuk, clowns, rainy days, flat tyres, or reversing into a tree accidentally...

 

[old.user4556]

... which can be quite funny if ...

 

[Fweddy]

..done all at the same time while...

 

[Scouse]

Pol Pot, and Hitler, watch you from afar, sing...