Welcome my missus

[soze]

If you work in IT who do you worry about records either delete them or browse on someone elses username. I nearly got caught for that about 6 months back when my account appeared as an inactive user not logged in for 2 months

 

[Meggey]

Wow i think i've signed up for the wrong site here. This is more like a place to chat about sex lifes and fantasies. haha x

 

[Wonk]

Wow i think i've signed up for the wrong site here. This is more like a place to chat about sex lifes and fantasies. haha x

what did you think this place was about?

 

[Everz]

Wow i think i've signed up for the wrong site here. This is more like a place to chat about sex lifes and fantasies. haha x

is it true what they say about preston girls?

 

[Shagrat]

It's an emergency. My testosterone detector is off the scale. Too many geeky hormones vying for the attention of one "female".

(female in inverted commas as theres is still some speculation in the international media as to the authenticity of this find).

The Red Cross will be arriving soon with aid packages of old Razzles and Kleenexs to help soothe the frustrated FHOT community.

oh and hello. Im really sorry that you have found us, you sanity might not last.....

 

[Everz]

It's an emergency. My testosterone detector is off the scale. Too many geeky hormones vying for the attention of one "female".

(female in inverted commas as theres is still some speculation in the international media as to the authenticity of this find).

The Red Cross will be arriving soon with aid packages of old Razzles and Kleenexs to help soothe the frustrated FHOT community.

oh and hello. Im really sorry that you have found us, you sanity might not last.....

Thank god!... i need some new boxers and all

 

[Vladamir]

I'm not so sure its laddeys other half now.

I think she should post up a picture with FHOT on a piece of paper to substantiate her proof

 

[old.Tohtori]

It's an emergency. My testosterone detector is off the scale. Too many geeky hormones vying for the attention of one "female".

False alarm, as you might see, it's not hormones flying about, it's flame particles.

You see, unlike in most nerd societies, we don't differ race/religion or gender from our flames, we burn everyone equally.

 

[Nate]

I don't think she'll be back

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't think she'll be back

She'll be back.

Oh she will be back.




'cause, i like, took her house keys

 

[tris-]

FOASC mrs laddey

 

[Azurus]

FOASC mrs laddey

Fuck off and suck cock?

 

[Laddey]

She'll be back.

Oh she will be back.




'cause, i like, took her house keys

lol. Which rooms hers?

I don't think she'll be back

She will be, i think.

FOASC mrs laddey

Don't blame her that she's prittier than your bint!

 

[Darksword]

now i can put a name to that vagina laddey showed me over MSN.

hi vagina.

LMAO! +1

 

[swords]

I think you lot would traumatize my lass... scary bunch of people you are!

 

[Huntingtons]

by lass you mean lad right? and my lad i mean blowup-man-doll.

 

[echome]

by lass you mean lad right? and my lad i mean blowup-man-doll.

By blowup-man-doll you mean blowup-sheep right?

 

[Hawkwind]

Glad you found something to do in Preston Laddey Welcome Meggy. BTW not all of us on here are sexually dysfunctional nerds, just the nice ones

 

[echome]

Glad you found something to do in Preston Laddey Welcome Meggy. BTW not all of us on here are sexually dysfunctional nerds, just the nice ones

I don't even like girls... They smell! And some of them likes to kiss

I though FHOT was my G.R.O.S.S. club.... Dammit stupid girls gotta ruin everything for me.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Glad you found someone to do in Preston Laddey Welcome Meggy. BTW not all of us on here are sexually dysfunctional nerds, just the nice ones

Fixed it for ya, you dysfunctional sexmachine.

Now that's an insult covered with compliment

 

[Laddey]

Glad you found something to do in Preston Laddey Welcome Meggy. BTW not all of us on here are sexually dysfunctional nerds, just the nice ones

thanks man!

 

[Himse]

thanks man!

enough already.


givf piks kkthx

 

[old.Tohtori]

I concur with Himse, we still would need some form of Real Life picture evidence of this being that tries to inhabit our den of evil and mischief.

We know EQ is female'ish, and as such, we've accepted her as our own. We can not, by any means or local laws, accept anyone here without verifying their A: ugly manmug or B: Lovely femalemugs.

 

[Himse]

I concur with Himse, we still would need some form of Real Life picture evidence of this being that tries to inhabit our den of evil and mischief.

We know EQ is female'ish, and as such, we've accepted her as our own. We can not, by any means or local laws, accept anyone here without verifying their A: ugly manmug or B: Lovely femalemugs.

lol.

 

[Sharma]

I thought he said femalejugs.. Makes sense either way mind.

 

[Ezteq]

Oh hay and we have Naeth i mean she's definately a chick, she had a baby and everything...and she's got The Boobies too so i mean there are two ooh and amanita shes got da bunnies and everything too!!!!...ok two and a half genuine gals here.

Watch it ladt the conversations will soon change from masturbation/football/aldi and who would win...starship enterprise or an emperial cruser to chick flicks, exfoliation, low fat frogart and who would win out of the loose women carole mcgiffin or coleen nolan.


tis doomed!!!

 

[Sharma]

This thread is now about Curry.

 

[Ezteq]

i bloody love curry i do.

 

[Huntingtons]

By blowup-man-doll you mean blowup-sheep right?

always. sodomy is the only true way of reproducting

 

[Blackjack]

Watch it ladt the conversations will soon change from masturbation/football/aldi and who would win...starship enterprise or an emperial cruser to chick flicks, exfoliation, low fat frogart and who would win out of the loose women carole mcgiffin or coleen nolan.


tis doomed!!!

no no no, topics on that would be attempted. But after around 2 minutes, someone will burst in. With boxcutters and sideways held laptops, screaming "I'm in your threadz changing your topix!" and BOOM! we are right back to titties and *insert titty complementary subject here*