Weird Dreams

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old.TUG

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I once dreamt i was in a room full of schoolgirls in PE skirts and sexy white knickers

i was, when i woke up i realised i'd fell off the top of the climbing ropes when i was in the gym and knocked meself out.

sweet mon :D
 
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old.SunTzu

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Well....while i am trying to remember my own messed up dreams. I am Reminded of a friend of mine's dream where(mind you i live in Texas) he was walking down his block and passed alot of rednecks in overalls(that was all they had on) painting their houses and out-houses pink! He kept walking on till he got home...when he got home a women walked up to him with a few pigs and ducks, she told him that his talking pigs and ducks were readdy and where would he like them put. He said that he paused and told her that he would like them to be placed in small holes around the front yard. So his dream ended with alot of pigs in ducks poking their heads out of some holes and talking to each other!

messed up eh :confused:


Anyways when he told me that story the morning after it happened all i could think of was..........4 out of 5 claps for him
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :sleeping:
 
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old.SunTzu

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npe i havent had a wet dearm










introducing smiley sex and the whipping boy
:smileysex::zzwhip:
 
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old.frankie

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weirdest... hmm

well all my good dreams i can remember are sci fi style


first was about an alien invasion... is was dark at night, and everything started rumbling, and there were these ships and weird circly spinning things in the distance (like in contact) and thats was scarey because it felt amazinly real... was very very deep...

the 2nd was fun... the world had gotton another sun and it was smaller, but meant we got sun from it every 9 minutes, then it went over the horizon and came back in 9 minutes, then went... was well freaky, but i got a good suntan in that one

but those 2dreams were very fun to be in..
 
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old.adaz

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i know the feeling, you dont mix in with the others
 
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Testin da Cable

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unless you find his manly talk and strutting stylee amoosing :)
 
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.cage

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Originally posted by DAN200
PPPS. I have never taken drugs or drunk large ammounts of alcohol.
Click to expand...
Whyever not? :)
I dreamt that I pushed my ex under an oncoming bus. owned.
 
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.cage

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I didn't notice that about 6 people picked up on that line, ah well.
 
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Testin da Cable

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I dreamt that I was running around in a hospital quite lost while looking for something that I couldn't find. Can't remember much of it other than I did seem to use the lifts often. helloooo mr jung :D
 
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Testin da Cable

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got a new one now:

I was taking a girl [who I used to go to school with a loooong time ago -but havn't seen since] to the airport. She was going somewhere for a long time and we were both rather sad and emotional. Anyhoo, off she goes to the 'plane when I suddenly realize I'm still holding her bag! Damn! Running towards customs I try to get some official or other to take the bag to her, but that turned out to be impossible for some reason. Suddenly I hear a mobile phone going off inside the bag!. Eek what now? I open the bag, and amongst many err feminine things I discover the phone. Someone is still calling, and I press the little button that opens the connection.

Turns out the person on the other end is a friend of the girl I just waved goodbye to, and is calling to warn her that war has broken out in the country she is going to and to tell her to stay away! Wow! Anyway, I panic and run back to customs [for some strange reason] to once again try to get some official to notice me and help stop the plane taking off. Well, once again no one offers to help out bah.

I take a running jump and fly across the little 'one-way' gates, much alike the ones you see in supermarkets, to land on the other side. Well, now the bastids notice me allright and they give chase as I sprint across the departure hall and out onto the tarmac towards the traffic-control tower. Arriving at the tower, I climb up a seemingly endless flight of stairs, hampered by the fact that for some reason my shoelaces have become untied. Reaching the top floor I manage to find an operator who is willing to talk to me. Panting I explain franticly that he has to prevent the plane taking off. Suddenly, I am grabbed from behind by a large person who aparently is the boss of the operators. Halfway through explaining again, I suddenly realize I'm still holding the mobile and give it to him. As he listens to the person on the other end, I see by the play of expressions across his face that he has become convinced of my good intentions, and indeed, he yells at the operator to hold all traffic.

At this moment the room is flooded by the silly officials from the customs gate, who aparently would rather like to beat me up for some reason. Anyway, they are prevented from doing this by the boss-operator and I escape out onto the field and run towards the plane. The people in it have disembarked via those bright yellow emergency slides that airplanes have, and I run towards the crowd looking for the girl [and I find her too yay]

At this point I wake up. Wierd post, I know but I've only just gotten up so it was quite fresh in my mind. Hmmmm :)
 
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Wij

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I dreamt that I was shagging loads of girls last night. More basic I know but fun :D
 
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Testin da Cable

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well, I did leave out a bit after we've 'found' each other again :)
funny stuff, tarmac :D
 
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