Weird dream

[Tom]

I had a strange dream last night. Basically I was on the phone to somebody because I'd been booked for a job (Rugby or something), and I'd turned up, but to the wrong place. They were complaining, I was complaining back saying that there were 2 places with the same name.

Anyhow, for some odd reason I was on the phone in a big dark room with bare walls, and was browsing the internet. I was reading about God/Devil, and noticed that Jesus had said that he wasn't bothered about paedophiles as they 'sink below' when they die.

At that moment, somebody behind me took a photograph of me with a flash, I spun around and ran towards them. They ran towards me, and we both engaged in some bizarre tug of war type fight as I had hold of this person's hand and was trying to drag them around. It was a paedophile, I 'knew' it.

Thats when I woke up and discovered that the hand was one of my cat's back feet, and I was pulling the now mad with rage cat across the bed for no obvious reason. I let go and it shot off out of the bedroom, downstairs. I distinctly remember mumbling something, out of fear.

What the fuck is with that then?

 

[throdgrain]

Your cat is a nonce. Clearly!!

 

[Sharma]

Your cat is a nonce. Clearly!!

Oh dear, I was giggling at the dream but that just sent me into a fit.

 

[old.user4556]

My boss at work had a big cut on his hand this morning.

I asked him what happened and he said he drept that he was in a car park, being followed by some guy. He wasn't sure if he was going to be mugged or not, so threw a punch anyway. That was when he woke up and realised he hit rolled over and punched the wall with his wrist.

Your mind makes it real.

 

[Clown]

My brother had a nightmare when he was younger and was crying when he came downstairs. My mum asked him what the matter was, and he was just crying, "I had a nightmare".
"What was it about?"
"I don't know I was asleep "

 

[Sharma]

My boss at work had a big cut on his hand this morning.

I asked him what happened and he said he drept that he was in a car park, being followed by some guy. He wasn't sure if he was going to be mugged or not, so threw a punch anyway. That was when he woke up and realised he hit rolled over and punched the wall with his wrist.

Your mind makes it real.

Done that once or twice, it's not nice.

I've kicked a mate of mine in the head while asleep dreaming I was skiing.

 

[JBP|]

I'm sure i've said this before, I don't dream.


Oh and Tom, your cat is clearly a kiddy fiddler.

 

[mank!]

freud would say it means you want to fuck your mother or something.

i say you were thinking/reading/watching something about paedophiles before you went to sleep.

 

[old.user4556]

I had a dream about sex when i was about 15, it was the best sex evar; I woke up with a pair of pants swimming with cum.

 

[Trem]

I used to try and kill Samm in my sleep. Alas I don't do it anymore.

I have to agree with throd on this one Tom, your cat is a raving Glitter.

 

[Bodhi]

I had a dream I was Trem. I touched myself a lot.

 

[Paradroid]

freud would say it means you want to fuck your mother or something.

i say you were thinking/reading/watching something about paedophiles before you went to sleep.

A Freudian & dream analysis would probably be along the lines of: Tom had a natural anxiety dream related to work (fear of failure/unknown). Tom has a fear of dark rooms with plain walls (prison/confinement/claustrophobia). Tom heard/read the christian-paedo story which echoed in his dream. The person behind him with the camera is Tom, the ensuing struggle was a self conflict relating to his job and sex life.

 

[Paradroid]

A Freudian & dream analysis would probably be along the lines of: Tom had a natural anxiety dream related to work (fear of failure/unknown). Tom has a fear of dark rooms with plain walls (prison/confinement/claustrophobia). Tom heard/read the christian-paedo story which echoed in his dream. The person behind him with the camera is Tom, the ensuing struggle was a self conflict relating to his job and sex life.

...on the other hand - if you go to a job next week and find out it's the wrong place 'cause there's 2 places with the same name...take the phone call outside.

 

[tris-]

ive had a couple of weird dreams latley. the best dreams, i find, come after a day of smoking pot.

after such a day, i passed out. the dream involved me standing in a busy square with a balcony infront and above, with some kind of womam stood on it. fuck knows how she got there. everyone stood staring at it expecting something to happen, then it did. she stood on the very edge and let out a high pitched scream. she then leaped and did some acrobatic shit and wrapped her self around some man. except she did it in a very 'organised' way. the man said "what the fuck" and passed out, i then woke up.

last night i also had a strange dream. a woman was in the doggy style position, except she was in labour. i helped deliver the baby, but she was reluctant to take it. in the end she did, then i woke.

also the past couple of nights ive woken my self up from head butting the wall. for no known reason.

 

[Paradroid]

ive had a couple of weird dreams latley. the best dreams, i find, come after a day of smoking pot.

after such a day, i passed out. the dream involved me standing in a busy square with a balcony infront and above, with some kind of womam stood on it. fuck knows how she got there. everyone stood staring at it expecting something to happen, then it did. she stood on the very edge and let out a high pitched scream. she then leaped and did some acrobatic shit and wrapped her self around some man. except she did it in a very 'organised' way. the man said "what the fuck" and passed out, i then woke up.

last night i also had a strange dream. a woman was in the doggy style position, except she was in labour. i helped deliver the baby, but she was reluctant to take it. in the end she did, then i woke.

also the past couple of nights ive woken my self up from head butting the wall. for no known reason.

How about; an inferiority complex towards wimin with a fear of losing your individuality, and, a fear of death coupled with commitment issues?

Given all that, the headbutting's normal.

 

[Mellow]

You lot clearly need to stop using the internet till the small hours of the morning and get some proper sleep, then you wont be getting all that crazy stuff in your dreams! :touch:

 

[caLLous]

the best dreams, i find, come after a day of smoking pot.

I can never remember those dreams.

 

[tris-]

I can never remember those dreams.

i only remember bits and bobs of them most of the time. even those little bits are enough to make me wonder how the fuck my brain can even imagine such things.

 

[Lester]

Nearly all of my dreams involve me driving in a car at some point, with poor or faulty brakes, so I have to keep stamping on them to try and stop.

Some "control anxiety" thing, no doubt...

 

[Dillinja]

I dreamt last night that I was going bald. It was the worst dream ever, worse than any nightmare I have ever had, and I actually started crying in the dream when I saw my hair receding in a mirror. When I woke up, the feeling of relief was incredible.

I never want to go bald.

 

[Tom]

Nearly all of my dreams involve me driving in a car at some point, with poor or faulty brakes, so I have to keep stamping on them to try and stop.

Some "control anxiety" thing, no doubt...

I just replaced the front discs on mine today, hope that doesn't happen in real life!

 

[leggy]

I frequently have dreams where the world is about to end and deep down "I know it's real and can't do anything about it".

I usually wake up grinding my teeth like a crazy person.

 

[Trem]

I'm a tooth grinder as well.

Part of the reason for my brain exploding migraines

 

[leggy]

I'm a tooth grinder as well.

Part of the reason for my brain exploding migraines

I don't get migraines but I usually have a decent headache for the rest of the day. Never used to be that bad. I blame the gf.

 

[nath]

I had a dream that I bought myself a BMW 6 series. It was lovely.

 

[Bodhi]

I had a dream we beat the cheese-eating surrnder monkeys at football.



Oh no wait.....

 

[mank!]

i thought you were italian?

 

[Mofo8]

I had a dream that Scotland beat France at football.........

 

[Ch3tan]

i thought you were italian?

When it suits him

 

[Mobius]

I used to have weird dreams when I was younger. A few I can remember off hand..

# Fighting Yokozuma in a wrestling ring. I woke up when he crushed my face with his massive arse, and found myself covered in sweat. I had a similiar dream, where Hacksaw Jim Dugan whacked me across the face with a 4x4 piece of wood, and the Undertaker chokeslammed me.

# Being awoken by sirens, then having the entire front of my house blown open. A terrorist in a helicopter cackling like a maniac, doused my house in petrol then lit it. Me running around on fire, writhing in agony. I think I'd been playing too many computer games that night

# Putting some water in a see through jar, and sticking a piece of paper onto it with the word "ribena" on. In my dream, the water diluted itself overnight, but it didn't work in real life.

# Mcdonalds mascot "The Hamburglar" ruining my birthday BBQ party by stealing all of the burgers. The shit.

Has anyone ever had a dream about shagging a relative? I haven't, just curious.