Weed Dispensing machine....

tris-

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thats the greatest machine ive ever seen in my life.
 

tris-

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actuallyt even youre common garden stoner can use weed for medication -

headache? check
nausea? check
low appetite? check
hungover? check
insomnia? check

list is endless.
 

Mey

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actuallyt even youre common garden stoner can use weed for medication -

headache? check
nausea? check
low appetite? check
hungover? check
insomnia? check

list is endless.

cause all stoners use weed for those exact reasons...
 

old.Tohtori

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Unlucky for tris-, weed don't cure ugly.



Had to, been too nice around here.
 

tris-

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cause all stoners use weed for those exact reasons...

im not saying they do. not all stoners are 13 old chavs nicking off from school.

ive used it for headaches and nasuea in the past and i use it for sleeping.
 

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im not saying they do. not all stoners are 13 old chavs nicking off from school.

ive used it for headaches and nasuea in the past and i use it for sleeping.

you use weed so you can sleep?

:eek7:
 

pikeh

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most people have a thing called getting tired and going to bed.

as for headaches, theres paracetemol, aspirin etc.
cant say you use weed for medicinal purposes, when theres people with real illnesses that use it to ease the pain etc.
 

tris-

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i guess youve never heard of being unable to sleep propley then?

it exists, I SHIT YOU NOT!

paracetamol? gimme a fucking break, it does nothing except waste my money buying it.

are you saying i shouldnt be using weed to relieve headaches, or fall asleep, or stop pains?

tell me something, would you rather lay there all night wide awake, or smoke a small of cannabis and fall asleep in 20 minutes?
why should i lay there all night? or should i waste money on sleeping tablets that dont work either?
 

pikeh

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no, you can use what you want.
your obviously addicted to the drug, and its complete bollocks if you say your not addicted to it when you rely on it to send you to sleep, and use it even for minor ailments like headaches.

waste money buying paracetemol?

17p a packet, and I SHIT YOU NOT it works for me.
 

tris-

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paracetamol works for you, so it means it must work for me?

and addicted? ok if you say so.

the last time i bought weed was 2 weeks ago, and it lasted me 7 days. so thats, lets count em, 7 days without it. afaik an addict cannot do anything except what he craves.
im happily going on with life, ill get more when i can be bothered to go on the long drive for it.

in the mean time, i think you should get a refund on your online psychology diploma.
because you obviously havent got a clue.

and re: headaches. you seem to be under the impression i have them daily, meaning i must have to smoke weed multiple times a day. wrong. i cant even remember the last time i had a headache, i was giving examples of when i have used it other than to get stoned. you must be addicted to paracetamol i take it as you use it for minor ailments like headaches? and where did i say i rely on anything? could you please quote exactly where i said i rely on cannabis?

you really havent got a clue, so step down off your high horse you skinny fucker, before you get blown away :D
 

tris-

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youre such an addict man.

i bet you smoke yours with crack too for the added buzz.
 

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I was only joking btw :p.. Chill out man!

I've used Nytol before taking it with paracetomal gives you the madest dreams!
 

tris-

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i am chilled mey man, im an addict man, all i do is smoke weed 26/7 and live in a haze man.

i cant be anything but chilled man


MAN
 

Ctuchik

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afaik an addict cannot do anything except what he craves.

yes if he's a HEAVY addict. theres for example alcoholics that only need to get drunk once a week (usually called weekend alcoholics where i live), or even a few times a month, and still have a normal life between the "periods". but he's still an alcoholic.

and i'd guess the same thing goes for drug addicts as long as its making them feel good.
 

tris-

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lol ok.
if you enjoy something it makes you an addict?

ill get working on living in a hole and hating everything then.

life SHOULD NOT be enjoyed at any cost.
 

old.Tohtori

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tris-, before you get too judgemental and call on someone and say "you think i use it every night!", take a look at:

hes got money to splash out on booze every night but dry pasta remains on the plate.

Just saying.
 

tris-

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yep if i say something its completley fine.
 

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