Wee stain

[Lamp]

So a bunch us went out for drinks. One of the lads pops to the toilet for a slash. Fancies himself as a bit of ladies man. Its early days and he's only on his 2nd or third drink. He comes back with a wet piss mark about the size of a golf-ball around the groin. As he's come out the toilet door, he's wiping his hand down the side of his jeans.

He makes a bee-line for this piece of skirt, catches her eye, she takes one look at his groin, and burst out in hysterics with a bunch of her mates, who begin pointing and laughing etc

He looked down, saw the mark, and was so embarassed he left the bar.

We could have stopped him but we didn't cos we wanted to see what would happen lol

Moral of the story ? Dunno. Just wanted to share that. Laughed our asses off.

 

[crispy]

Always fun to point and laugh at someones bad fortune D

 

[Ezteq]

rofl nasteh

 

[old.Tohtori]

This, is why we wear black jeans

 

[Mojo]

It's a great way to find out which of your mates eyes up your cock tbh.

 

[Heta]

this is why we don't piss our pants

but yes, have happend to me aswell once or twice, you think you are done, you have been shaking it so you are on the borde of masturbation, just as you put it back in the pants a little squirt comes out... tho never so bad it would actually show on the outside of my pants

the having a big stain and walking over and talking to chicks and getting my ass laughed at have never happend... they laugh at me even without the stain

 

[psyco]

this is why we don't piss our pants

but yes, have happend to me aswell once or twice, you think you are done, you have been shaking it so you are on the borde of masturbation, just as you put it back in the pants a little squirt comes out... tho never so bad it would actually show on the outside of my pants

the having a big stain and walking over and talking to chicks and getting my ass laughed at have never happend... they laugh at me even without the stain

rofl

 

[CorNokZ]

This, is why we wear black jeans

QFT!

Piss your pants and no one will ever know!

 

[Solo]

but yes, have happend to me aswell once or twice, you think you are done, you have been shaking it so you are on the borde of masturbation, just as you put it back in the pants a little squirt comes out.

v.annoying!

 

[old.Tohtori]

QFT!

Piss your pants and no one will ever know!

Actually the problem usually comes from other urinators who piss like they've never seen a urinal, from broken sinks and ofcourse falling pints of beer.

But yes, secret piss is the work of black jean wearing people