Wednesday Joke!

[Gamah]

Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for days until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began.

They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored, and God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better."

Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers. Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"



God chuckled, "Jesus saves"

 

[old.Tohtori]

"Jesus saves"

But who's buying?

 

[Gamah]

An atom walks into a bar, gets wasted. As he's leaving, he slaps his pockets and says, "Darn, I've lost an electron".

The bartender said "Are you sure?"

So the atom says, "I'm positive."

 

[Solo]

Didn't get first one, second was crap.

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[Ormorof]

Why did the bear melt when it fell in the water?

because it was a polar bear :/

 

[megadave]

so poor

 

[old.Tohtori]

I could make a joke that noone would get again

 

[Gamah]

Didn't get first one, second was crap.

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So because you're a speical boy I have to suffer

 

[Imgormiel]

So because you're a speical boy I have to suffer

Stick to spamming posts, that's something you are actually good at

 

[NikonL]

What's short and stupid?

Spoiler

This joke.

 

[gohan]

Why did the bear melt when it fell in the water?

because it was a polar bear :/

it that joke curtorsey of the germans?

 

[Ormorof]

it that joke curtorsey of the germans?

its a science joke

water is a polar liquid... it dissolves anything polar, hence polar bear would appear to melt... :touch:

 

[gohan]

its a science joke

water is a polar liquid... it dissolves anything polar, hence polar bear would appear to melt... :touch:

did no 1 tell you that jokes you ahve to explain just arent funny :<

 

[Ormorof]

did no 1 tell you that jokes you ahve to explain just arent funny :<

wouldnt have had to explain it if you hadnt asked

 

[Congax]

sad

 

[Lamp]

But who's buying?

Megadeth ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Megadeth ?

And in local news, rock group named Megadeth bought Jesus, the savior of all that sorta people.

 

[Cirandi]

Why are pirates called pirates?

Spoiler

Because they ARRRRRR!!

 

[Overdriven]

Toht, make another joke.

All the jokes in this thread are kinda old

 

[Lamp]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense...?

Tell ya tomorrow...

 

[Infanity]

Didn't get first one, second was crap.

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Did you know... 88% of scousers have experienced sex in the shower?

Spoiler

the other 12% have not been in jail

 

[Ctuchik]

gonna make another oldie just because i can and it made me giggle when i heard it.

Superman was out flying and checking things were ok, when he sees wonderwoman skinny sunbathing on the roof of her house. Superman (being a man and all) gets quite worked up about it all and starts to think. "wonder if i can take a quickie without her noticing, being this fast and all i bet she wont notice".

said and done he goes off to get some speed up and swoops down and "does his stuff" and flies off before wonderwoman knew what happend.

only noticing a quite strong wind she asks, "what the heck was that?"

"i have no idea" said the invisible man, "but my arse feels like its on fire!"


i said it was old so shush!

 

[Vladamir]

Did you know... 88% of scousers have experienced sex in the shower?

Spoiler

the other 12% have not been in jail

Lol best one yet