Wednesday Joke!

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Gamah, Jul 11, 2007.

  1. Gamah

    Gamah Banned

    Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for days until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began.

    They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored, and God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."

    "Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better."

    Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers. Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"



    God chuckled, "Jesus saves"
     
  2. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    But who's buying?
     
  3. Gamah

    Gamah Banned

    An atom walks into a bar, gets wasted. As he's leaving, he slaps his pockets and says, "Darn, I've lost an electron".

    The bartender said "Are you sure?"

    So the atom says, "I'm positive."
     
  4. Solo

    Solo Fledgling Freddie

    Didn't get first one, second was crap.

    Post more funnys
     
  5. Ormorof

    Ormorof Resident Freddy

    Why did the bear melt when it fell in the water?

    because it was a polar bear :/
     
  6. megadave

    megadave I am a FH squatter

    so poor :(
     
  7. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    I could make a joke that noone would get again :D
     
  8. Gamah

    Gamah Banned

    So because you're a speical boy I have to suffer :(
     
  9. Imgormiel

    Imgormiel Part of the furniture

    Stick to spamming posts, that's something you are actually good at :)
     
  10. NikonL

    NikonL Fledgling Freddie

    What's short and stupid?

    This joke.
     
  11. gohan

    gohan FH is my second home

    it that joke curtorsey of the germans?
     
  12. Ormorof

    Ormorof Resident Freddy

    its a science joke :p

    water is a polar liquid... it dissolves anything polar, hence polar bear would appear to melt... :touch:
     
  13. gohan

    gohan FH is my second home

    did no 1 tell you that jokes you ahve to explain just arent funny :<
     
  14. Ormorof

    Ormorof Resident Freddy

    wouldnt have had to explain it if you hadnt asked o_O
     
  15. Congax

    Congax Fledgling Freddie

  16. Lamp

    Lamp I am a FH squatter

    Megadeth ?
     
  17. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    And in local news, rock group named Megadeth bought Jesus, the savior of all that sorta people.
     
  18. Cirandi

    Cirandi Fledgling Freddie

    Why are pirates called pirates?

    Because they ARRRRRR!!
     
  19. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich

    Toht, make another joke.

    All the jokes in this thread are kinda old :(
     
  20. Lamp

    Lamp I am a FH squatter

    How do you keep an idiot in suspense...?

    Tell ya tomorrow...
     
  21. Infanity

    Infanity Can't get enough of FH

    Did you know... 88% of scousers have experienced sex in the shower?

    the other 12% have not been in jail
     
  22. Ctuchik

    Ctuchik Resident Freddy

    gonna make another oldie just because i can and it made me giggle when i heard it.

    Superman was out flying and checking things were ok, when he sees wonderwoman skinny sunbathing on the roof of her house. Superman (being a man and all) gets quite worked up about it all and starts to think. "wonder if i can take a quickie without her noticing, being this fast and all i bet she wont notice".

    said and done he goes off to get some speed up and swoops down and "does his stuff" and flies off before wonderwoman knew what happend.

    only noticing a quite strong wind she asks, "what the heck was that?"

    "i have no idea" said the invisible man, "but my arse feels like its on fire!"


    i said it was old so shush! :)
     
  23. Vladamir

    Vladamir FH is my second home

    Lol best one yet :D
     

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