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Those Bud adverts crack me up
Today we salute you, Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.
Mr. Nudistcolonyactivitycoordinator!
Wearing nothing but a whistle and a clipboard, you're living the real American dream- Getting paid to think of fun things to do naked.
Running Free!
Sure, there's danger. Beach chairs, sunburn... chaffage. And laundrettes, completely out of the question.
Watch out now!
Your keen instinct tells you to stick to activities involving a lot of jiggling and bouncing. But even if you don't, it doesn’t matter, cos you're all naked.
It's your Birthday!
So this Bud's for you, nudey boy, cos we all know that when the going gets touch, the tough get naked!