We need rules!

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old.Gombur Glodson

Guest
Originally posted by Uncle Sick(tm)
*slaps Kyra with a lobster*
I made Gombear(r) up first!
Mine!! MINE!!!


GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY TWACTOR NOW!!


I gave you teh twact0r! Dont forget that.
 
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Flimgoblin

Guest
/spam??? /spam???

Is that the best you can do?

Can you really not find anything at all witty or interesting to say? is there not one single little cell in your body that screams out to be different, to be intelligible to be worth the microsecond it took to read your post?

Oh well guess not.

*Brings a plough for uncie sick*
 
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Flimgoblin

Guest
Oh, and 'bring more pie' should be a rule.

Or maybe just a recommendation.
 
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minstrel_kyra

Guest
just looking for a thread to post on....don't mind me...


RAH post #300

Yeah yeah i know you guys are thinking.. amateaur...

but i'm working on it :)
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

Guest
2641 posts...
*goes to get more of that Real Life(tm) stuff*
 
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osy

Guest
/em stumbles in

*amazed at all the people having their cursors on the reply button*

- Jones ? I fear I found em.
- That's magnificent Sir, I shall notify the staff immediately.
- Hold it Jones, they only need proper medication, and straight jackets...
- Not one hug Sir ?
- No.
- But Sir...
- Yes.
- ... nevermind.
- Nevermind ? What are you thinking, Jones ? Do you ponder what i ponder ?
- ... I don't watch Cartoon Network anymore Sir, I grew quite bored at their shows.
- But but but...
- No butts Sir, I'm cured.
- What about this one ? He looks quite harmless... do a scan on him Jones.

*Jones pulls out a sophisticated, 16.2 dps blunt object, and starts knocking sickie around*

- He ... erm ...sounds ok.
- What's that thing beside him ? a weapon of some sort ?
- It appears to be a toy Sir.
- Is he an infant ? Can't be, look at his face... kids don't smile that way.

*strange noises coming from the character, while Jones taps him again*

- Ehm, Sir.
- Jones ?
- He urinated on your shoes, Sir.
- Must be some sign of affection, judging his excitement.
- What about this one, Jones ? (points at the green individual, with the strange hat)
- These are rather harmless, Sir... they only crossdress, nothing unusual.
- Oh.
- Yes.
- Ok Jones, let's return... nothing more we can do now... poor things.
- Yes.
- Put on speed, and watch for aggro.
- Yes.
- Can't you find something else to say ?
- Yes.
- Have you been watching weebl and bob again ?
- Yes.
- It figures.
- Yes.

*the two men leave the scene in a haste, rising dust behind them*

- Har har.
- We safe ?
- Aye.
- Mkay.
- Aye.
- Sickie ?
- Aye.
- Pebr, they damaged Sickie :/

*the green character snorts swiftly, shaking his head vigourously*

- What's wrong Pebr ?
- Sickie alrite, he just natural.

*the purple bear hugs Sickie*

- There, it'll help him for now.
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

Guest
Please go back to the Excalibur boards, or perhaps the new pvp boards might be what you need.
We dont like you.
 
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Pixie.Pebr

Guest
Originally posted by sarafan
Assrape for all!!

/em tosses sarafan onto the same pile of trash as Karam and Sigurd is laying on

Vanish. Now.
 
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osy

Guest
Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
Please go back to the Excalibur boards, or perhaps the new pvp boards might be what you need.
We dont like you.

nothing unusual... actually, i dare you to find anyone who should like me.

I'm egocentrist, son of Nihil himself, may Vili curse the day he was born onto this world...
I also find myself amusing, and smarter than anyone around here.
I'm the guy that sets your house on fire, upon asked: "do you have a light ?"

I push old and nice ladies in front of speeding cars, I spit on the pavement, I wear a college jacket, and I find chewing bubble-gum very interesting.
 
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sarafan

Guest
Originally posted by Pixie.Pebr


/em tosses sarafan onto the same pile of trash as Karam and Sigurd is laying on

Vanish. Now.

i don't want to
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

Guest
Originally posted by sarafan
Assrape for all!!

Did daddy try to get into the tub with you again?
... poor kid:(
 
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Pixie.Pebr

Guest
Originally posted by Gimly


dont let him get that pixie dust on ya..

I don't want to get that close to him... it might be contagious.
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

Guest
Originally posted by sarafan
you betcha it is ;)

Did you get it yet?
No one likes you here... how about you gently shut the fuck up now? Thanks alot. Thank you...

kkthxbye
 
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sarafan

Guest
Your senseless rambling (as just as senseless as mine is), won’t change a thing
 
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Danya

Guest
This thread really went downhill after the first 40 posts. :p
 
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Pixie.Pebr

Guest
Originally posted by Danyan
This thread really went downhill after the first 40 posts. :p

Can't be arsed to check, but I guess that's about where sarafan entered the stage?
 
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Belsameth

Guest
Highly likely :)

I'd suggest ignoring him altogether. when he doesn't get the attention he craves he'll hopefully go back to the Excal part of the forums
 

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