Rant Wasp in my room

[Chronictank]

Little bastard is hiding behind the cupboard refusing to come out

Can't sleep until i kill it, grr!!

 

[Jeros]

Rub jam onto your balls and cawk

Lay back on the bed, legs open and in the air, prostate for its stinger

And when it lands on your gential area

BAM!

Flamethrower!

 

[Ezteq]

wasp?? wtf I thought they all ran away and hid in zee cold weather?

 

[Mikah75]

They do yeah, but autumn winter they need to be killed straight away, its after their mating season and they're all cranky and moody they just sting anyone little fuckers, hope you killed it!

 

[Ezteq]

lol you mean bastard! If everyone thought like that I'd of been killed a loooong time ago, when the weather is really cold I to get cranky and moody and might sting people but haven't developed a practical way to do so...yet!

 

[Ch3tan]

lol you mean bastard! If everyone thought like that I'd of been killed a loooong time ago, when the weather is really cold I to get cranky and moody and might sting people but haven't developed a practical way to do so...yet!

squeeze a wasp between your buttocks and back into or sit on people.

 

[Ezteq]

lol tbh if I wanted to kill em i just need to sit on them w/out the wasp in situ!

 

[Chronictank]

I managed to whack it but it fell behind the cupboard again, i may have crippled it as i didn't hear it again ><

Most of them die except the mated queens (which is why i was so adamant to kill it) as they create a nest and hibernate
I would rather not wake up in the spring to a room full of wasps

 

[Bahumat]

I managed to whack it but it fell behind the cupboard again, i may have crippled it as i didn't hear it again ><

Most of them die except the mated queens (which is why i was so adamant to kill it) as they create a nest and hibernate
I would rather not wake up in the spring to a room full of wasps

Yeah but think of the free honey! You need to strike a deal with the queen. She can usually speak English

 

[Ch3tan]

Yeah but think of the free honey! You need to strike a deal with the queen. She can usually speak English

wasps don't make honey.

 

[Chronictank]

Yeah but think of the free honey! You need to strike a deal with the queen. She can usually speak English

i asked her if she could pretend to be a bee, she ran off crying that 'i was only interested in her looks'

 

[Ezteq]

wasps don't make honey.

no they're bastards and just steal it

 

[CorNokZ]

no they're bastards and just steal it

Which makes us exactly what?

 

[Chronictank]

Which makes us exactly what?

bastards who give them a house first

 

[Gwadien]

Muhaha - wasn't as bad as my experience - was sitting a 2 hour english exam the other day at school, just got in, sat down, Start - Okay, so i was sitting there for 15 mins - and thsi wasp was flying about, and i was saying to myself sting you and i'll look like a reigh twat, so, the little bastard flew onto my shoulder, where it got caught in the cotton :O - i know yeah, so it was struggling to get out, I needed to exterminate it, I wasn't going to use my own pen to kill the little blighter - so I smuggly put my hand up, asked for a pen, teacher comes over with the pen, I killed the wasp, gave the pen back to the teacher

 

[Ezteq]

*scottish accent*

twas Murrrrrdarrh!!!

 

[Gwadien]

Too Bee honest with you! ( see what i did there? )

I wasn't exactly going to say, hold still dear, i'll just help you out

 

[Ch3tan]

*scottish accent*

twas Murrrrrdarrh!!!

Fucking LOL, that sounds like a line from a Chamillionaire song.

YouTube- Chamillionaire Feat Slick Rick - Hip-Hop Police (Dirty)

 

[Bahumat]

wasps don't make honey.

/facepalm

 

[CorNokZ]

Dunno why, but I thought this was related in some way or another

YouTube- Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

 

[old.Tohtori]

Rub jam onto your balls and cawk

Lay back on the bed, legs open and in the air, prostate for its stinger

And when it lands on your gential area

BAM!

Flamethrower!

Well in his case, a lighter would cover the area

 

[Lamp]

Hang a sign outside your door saying "NO WASPS". Your average law-abiding wasp will read the sign, realise he's not allowed in, and fly off somewhere else.

Of course, you do get naughty wasps. You should sit down with them, and explain to them (perhaps over a coffee) what they're not allowed to do. Lay down some ground rules. Otherwise they'll just walk all over you.

 

[Chronictank]

muhahah killed the little fuck
it came out to try get a sip of my hot chocolate and got squished between 2 cd's

/happy

 

[Jeros]

*scottish accent*

twas Murrrrrdarrh!!!

*Turns around slowly from the tractor he was fixing, adjusting flat cap*

Murrrdaarrh? In the village? Dectective i think you have watched to many police shows!

 

[Amphrax]

I hate them!

In my garrage I've had a Wasps nest then a bee's nest and then a hornets nest...

I gotta say the hornets nest was the worst... bloody huge bastards that sting you for fun...

 

[Jeros]

I hate them!

In my garrage I've had a Wasps nest then a bee's nest and then a hornets nest...

I gotta say the hornets nest was the worst... bloody huge bastards that sting you for fun...

Perhaps they worship your yellow EVO as some kind of wasp/bee/hornet god

 

[Ezteq]

aw man I'd love a wasps nest (empty one ofc) they are so cool if you carefully cut a section off you can see all the little chambers and things.


btw lol the Murrrdaaah thing was from Tagget when I was a kid they always used to say it just like that hehe, no one says murrrdah like the scotts

 

[Chronictank]

aw man I'd love a wasps nest (empty one ofc) they are so cool if you carefully cut a section off you can see all the little chambers and things.


btw lol the Murrrdaaah thing was from Tagget when I was a kid they always used to say it just like that hehe, no one says murrrdah like the scotts

you could just buy one of those bee hives with a transparent side, when they bugger off for the winter take it away as a souvenir ^^
Although you will have issues as they will probably come back next spring ><

 

[Ezteq]

you could just buy one of those bee hives with a transparent side, when they bugger off for the winter take it away as a souvenir ^^
Although you will have issues as they will probably come back next spring ><

lol get a very small but insistant knock on my front door and open it to see a disgruntled bee tapping its foot on my doorstep hehehe

 

[Nate]

Sshhhiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeettttttt lol