Was a shame to hide this scene in middle of another thread...

[Strondor_New]

Thread originally started by Cerberan...

It was a cold winters morning, the mountains of Jamtland lay still, nothing disturbed the silence except for the sound of foot steps on the crust.

From west emerged a dwarf, the one known as Ardamel Svartalfsbanne. For reasons unknown he stops for a few moments, perchance pondering the situation at hand... Then suddenly, from the north the silence breaks, this time from the foot steps of mighty troll, the one known as Thg Gork. From the east a silent figure is moving towards them, this time, it is the norseman known as Cerberan Ceraklath. As he reaches the two aleady standing by the foot of Nottmoor Faste, a kobold comes running from the south, this leaping little figure is known as Mirak Naijmi.

<Ardamel> Shall we begin?
<Cerberan> Yes, something must be done.
<Thg> Aye, the true strength of Midgard has to be shown, and no Hibbie nor Alb shall stop us!
<Ardamel> The situation is grave indeed, but we must not despair, it is being taken care of...
<Mirak> What do you have in mind?
<Ardamel> Get your forces ready, we move at dawn.
<Thg> Then I shall have the siege machines up and running! And if dey dare resist, I shall bash dem silly elfies, crush dem lurikeen!
<Cerberan> Then I shall rally the stealthed forces of Midgard, so that you may work undisturbed... Having said that he vanishes from mind's eye.
<Mirak> But who will lead us?
<Ardamel> I shall lead the forces of Midgard!

As the first rays of sunshine casts light on the lands of Breifine, the forces of the FoM alliance begins their attack...

And we all know how the story ended!

/Yours sincerely
Cerberan Ceraklath
lvl 47th season norseman [Critblade] Shadowblade
Defender of Uppland
Self-proclaimed Ruler of Mt Collory
Master Deceiver
Isen Vakten

And
Ardamel Svartalfsbanne

Ps: Pls guys from Hibbieland or albcountry see this for what it is a funny story about the relc raid this godforsaken early morning Ds

continued....
<Mirak> Anyone got the time by the way?
<Thg> Sure it's 11pm.
<Ardamel> By the great beard of Thor! Cancel the attack! Run away! Run away!
<Mirak> Why my lord ?!!
<Ardamel> There might be Hibbies or Albions and they might hurt us!
<Thg> Gadzzooks sir! He's right! Run away! Run away!
<Mirak> Hold me sire, im, im frightened!
<Ardamel> Fear not my little one.... For although I may have only fought beasties afore now and never a sentient being, I have received a vision from the great norse god known as Nuhb. And i have conceived a plan so cunning that I'll wager noone has ever, ever, ever thought of a plan so fiendishly clever in the entire history of the world... We shall all wake up in the middle of night, make spurious excuses to our wenches (if we had had any), and steal the relics whilst the enemy sleeps, and most importantly, noone will risk being hurt!
<Mirak> Inspired my lord! Bravo! Bravo!
<Thg> But what if we should fail? The guards might hurt us, or even kill us!! Ahhh run away! Run ...
<Ardamel> Silence! Oh ye of little faith! If by chance our raid on, for example, the undefended Excalibur should fail , then we shall simply say it was a jest, or a joke, but if we are successful, for example in hibernia, then we shall hail this as the biggest triumph in Midgard history, and ALL shall bow down before us!!! Never again will NPC's laugh at us!
<Mirak> Marvellous! Marvellous! All hail Lord Ardamel and praise be to Nuhb!!
<Thg> But sire, won't, won't people say we are cowards? That we have broken the conventions of the war? That our mighty realm is unable to look its neighbours in the eye? Will not the enemy simply enter our frontiers and take the relics straight back and shame us by doing so in broad daylight???
<Ardamel> Trifling details my boy! Now where's my alarm clock? And Mirak move over your hogging all the duvet!...

AND THE REST, AS WE ALL KNOW, IS... GEOGRAPHY

 

[old.Lythande]

You seem to have a lot of unvented aggression and bitterness

You're not even a hib..

 

[Thorarin]

Yeah, let's spam the forum with copies of everyone's most favorite posts!

*sigh*

:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

 

[Qte Eth]

You're not even a hib..

Noone would like such thing mids done

 

[old.Lythande]

Despite what you may think I actually understand how you must be feeling, because it is the same feeling of helplessness we had after Albs and Hibs started stealing our relics at similar times.

But as I said in another thread, it's only lame when someone else does it, when your side is doing it it's tactics and a 24/7 game etc, huh.

And it wasn't so much the TIME of the takes that really pissed the mids off as much as the albs(dunno if the hibs did it) coming here and bragging about it.

Do you see any "Haha we pwned j00r relics silly hibbies"-threads by mids? I don't.

 

[kameh]

Originally posted by old.Lythande
Do you see any "Haha we pwned j00r relics silly hibbies"-threads by mids? I don't.

There werent any, first posts were by hibs/albs complaining about the timing. Bet your arse when/if one of the other realms take the relics the forums will be full of bragging posts even if they do it at 4am..

double standards are ace

 

[AbPoon]

You used to be a pretty cool guy Strondor.

Now you just troll.

 

[Aule Valar]

oh no, i can't be one shotted by a chanter any more the horror, the horror
thats the feeling i've got from most albs ingame
(okay so 2 shots ain't great, but theres always time to run like shit)

 

[jox]

...

LOL, I am a mid, but that was sum funny shit

 

[old.Nol]

Originally posted by old.Lythande
Despite what you may think I actually understand how you must be feeling, because it is the same feeling of helplessness we had after Albs and Hibs started stealing our relics at similar times.

FYI Hibernia did not do it to Midgard

Kameh - my respect for you is dwindeling fast, it might not mean much to you. Your pretense that Hibernia would do the same thing and then brag about it is quite low considering the time you spent here. You know that is untrue. All this Midgard fudding, is basically an attempt to make yourselves feel good about a pretty wanky raid.

Poon Tang - Keep ruining the game tosser.

 

[Deskiziado]

You may be alb, mid, or hib. You may think that mids did a good work or they did a dirty work, but, for the glory of Nuhb, is a damnit fun story

gratz Strondor and Cerberan

 

[brommix]

Well not all of Alb realm agree with strondor...even though i respect him as a player i have to say i could care less when people take relics, the rules are made by those who play, and if those who play choose to take a relic at 5am then so be it....thats the rules then!! anything else is just other people trying to enforce their way of playing onto other peoples way of playing.

 

[old.Nol]

what exactly is the point of the game if realms freely go and obtain relics in the wee hours at will...consequences - emain zerged until a zonecrash. It has nothing to do with rules, but rather something to do with giving the game a purpose.

 

[old.Second]

Originally posted by Strondor_New

<Thg> Aye, the true strength of Midgard has to be shown...

HEAR HEAR!! they reveal their weakness=)


hehe the true strength of midgard attacking 7AM in the morning? so basicaly what he means is that Midgard is too weak to do it primetime

 

[old.Wildfire]

I thought it was kinda funny...

Mids have set a precedent, we'll see what happens now. /who all on albion was 94 at 7am today by the way, good luck...

 

[Sibanac]

a) This post is damn funny

b) an RR when only 200 ish ppl are on the server, sounds smart, tacktical verry and tactical verry sound
I mean what idiot does a raid at primetime, loads of work, not much chance of sucsses, right ?
while at 6 am you only need a 4th of the people and not much chance of failing, true stratigie and genius !!!!

Well except for one thing, if hib and alb start doing the same, relics will become undefendable and all that will be left of RvR will be the emain zerg

Mids trew a nuke now, if hib retliates in the same way, I fear RvR may become a wastland for a long while.

I can only hope that the Foul creatures that lurk in Hibernia have the restraint not to do so, for the sake of all the realms

 

[old.Second]

OR even better idea=)

hibs will start lurke in the mornings to do a relic then, same will mids due to defending their relics.

so albs can now in primetime go pick them up with ease

 

[Sibanac]

Originally posted by old.Second
OR even better idea=)

hibs will start lurke in the mornings to do a relic then, same will mids due to defending their relics.

so albs can now in primetime go pick them up with ease

Wont work, they just say prime time is 6 am now and flame us

 

[old.Nol]

Originally posted by Sibanac
a) This post is damn funny

b) an RR when only 200 ish ppl are on the server, sounds smart, tacktical verry and tactical verry sound
I mean what idiot does a raid at primetime, loads of work, not much chance of sucsses, right ?
while at 6 am you only need a 4th of the people and not much chance of failing, true stratigie and genius !!!!

Well except for one thing, if hib and alb start doing the same, relics will become undefendable and all that will be left of RvR will be the emain zerg

Mids trew a nuke now, if hib retliates in the same way, I fear RvR may become a wastland for a long while.

I can only hope that the Foul creatures that lurk in Hibernia have the restraint not to do so, for the sake of all the realms

tbh mate, it was strategy and genius the first time it was done - they just basically copied others methods. It's not very hard for anyone to do morning raids, on the US servers 30 of us went and cracked open hibernia's doors just to prove we could, mind you, we never took the relics.

And I too am hoping that Hibernia doesn't retaliate like I think they might.

 

[old.Lythande]

Originally posted by old.Wildfire
I thought it was kinda funny...

Mids have set a precedent, we'll see what happens now. /who all on albion was 94 at 7am today by the way, good luck...

Hahahaha! Now THAT'S funny! (It WAS a joke right?)

In the unlikely event you were actually being sincere I'd have to tell you that this so-called precedent of yours was set by albs about 5-6 months ago.

 

[Gahldir]

to the person who said raiding on early hours are stratigicly genius:

lets invade the moon!!! None go troops there!!!

 

[noaim]

Originally posted by old.Nol


tbh mate, it was strategy and genius the first time it was done - they just basically copied others methods. It's not very hard for anyone to do morning raids, on the US servers 30 of us went and cracked open hibernia's doors just to prove we could, mind you, we never took the relics.

And I too am hoping that Hibernia doesn't retaliate like I think they might.

How sweet of you, can I have a kiss?

As of Poon ruining game...if you are talking about this RR, he wasnt online at the time...but what the heck, damn you Poon anyways If you are talking about something else...it is your oppinion.

As of Wildfire...only laughter can desribe him not words, he is so damn funny to listen to lol, he is one of the few people on this earth that never did anything wrong, so everyone who says "nobody is perfect", mind you, Wildfire DO exist. But sure...Albs were no longer first with doing early raids, this raid was the first early/night time raid ever done.

And I think he reposted this thread because the madeup conversation is greatly written, nothing else, am I right?

 

[old.Nol]

Originally posted by noaim


How sweet of you, can I have a kiss?

As of Poon ruining game...if you are talking about this RR, he wasnt online at the time...but what the heck, damn you Poon anyways If you are talking about something else...it is your oppinion.

As of Wildfire...only laughter can desribe him not words, he is so damn funny to listen to lol, he is one of the few people on this earth that never did anything wrong, so everyone who says "nobody is perfect", mind you, Wildfire DO exist. But sure...Albs were no longer first with doing early raids, this raid was the first early/night time raid ever done.

And I think he reposted this thread because the madeup conversation is greatly written, nothing else, am I right?

Are you going to persist in making this personal?

FYI Strondor posted the thread, so you are needlessly attacking Wildfire too, and you say I am making an arse of myself.

 

[natael]

bah its all worthless,even during the day..it just takes one git to tell in#celticfist and off they go......
happend few days ago...

 

[noaim]

Originally posted by old.Nol


Are you going to persist in making this personal?

FYI Strondor posted the thread, so you are needlessly attacking Wildfire too, and you say I am making an arse of myself.

This is what I was talking about when I mentioned Wildfire.
And please tell me, did I say anything about this thread being bad? YOU stop making an ass out of yourself now, and if necessary, learn to read, then come back, k?

Originally posted by old.Wildfire
I thought it was kinda funny...

Mids have set a precedent, we'll see what happens now. /who all on albion was 94 at 7am today by the way, good luck...

I referred to that Albs was the one that raided early the first time, unless you didnt catch that.

 

[old.Nol]

You're right, I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to say, it's like tea with Confuscious, except he had a point.