Warm And Fuzzy

[Ezteq]

You do know how small Teh Seels ear is right?


*drumroll*

oh dear god ROFL! i love the way thread topics just magically transmogrify and i bet no one suspected this one would go from an uplifting tale of courage to wij boffing a seels lug'ole :touch:

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Nope, we expected either more references to someones sexual preferences, or more talk of tit's.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nope, we expected either more references to someones sexual preferences, or more talk of tit's.

I never mentioned the tit-anic in here...

Tit is an outrage!

 

[Wij]

Teh Seel actually had a brown face until I missed the ear once. Now he's the fluffy white ice-dweller we know today.

 

[Ezteq]

jumping jehosaphant!!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Teh Seel actually had a brown face until I missed the ear once. Now he's the fluffy white ice-dweller we know today.

So now you not only have a small Wijjy, but you also "cough out" hairballs?

And i told you allready that it's because i've been having "lunch" with Mrs. Wij too much. :kissit:

 

[Ezteq]

no rumpy for 5 weeks

hmmm this might be due to teh seel melting his frozen bits with missus wij? :touch:

 

[Wij]

The betrayal !!!!

Wij -> <- Seel's c0><0r of +4 ice

 

[old.Tohtori]

The betrayal !!!!

Wij -> <- Seel's c0><0r of +4 ice

See? No matter how much you beat it, it always bounces back up.

Funny...same as Mrs. Wij said.

 

[Graknak]

When i saw this topic floating arround i assumed it had something to do with clubbing seels and wearing their still warm and bloody pelts as coats, but to my dissapointment it was about something silly like how good this world can be and all that kind of fluffy crap

 

[Wij]

See? No matter how much you beat it, it always bounces back up.

Funny...same as Mrs. Wij said.

Yup. She has a mighty cock.

 

[old.Whoodoo]

Ahh, best thread hyjack ever this, keep it up

 

[Ezteq]

See? No matter how much you beat it, it always bounces back up.

QUOTE]

ahhh so many meanings!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yup. She has a mighty cock.

Animals are your area of expertise Wij. I only like to play with Mrs. Wij's "woodchuck" ..or...other woodloving animal reference... :kissit:

Ahh, best thread hyjack ever this, keep it up

Just because i don't do it much, doesn't mean that i'm not an expert at it.

Another line for you Ezteg...doublemeaning? Eh?

 

[Ezteq]

Just because i don't do it much, doesn't mean that i'm not an expert at it.

Another line for you Ezteg...doublemeaning? Eh?

ah you know me so well though not aswell as mrs.wij i hasten to add

 

[Ezteq]

Yup. She has a mighty cock.

hang on a mo...you wife got a mighty cock? i assume you mean one thats kept in a drawer and not one thats attatched to her physically??

 

[Wij]

How do you know I'm not into marrying "Chicks with Dicks" ? Or to use a more accurate phrase "Chaps with Baps".

"Come on darling, you take the left Seel ear I'll go right !"

*uNF*

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Is anybody else disturbed by this convo??? Pls say i'm not alone.

 

[Wij]

Is anybody else disturbed by this convo??? Pls say i'm not alone.

You're right. You're not alone. I'm just behind you.


Staring.

 

[old.Tohtori]

How do you know I'm not into marrying "Chicks with Dicks" ? Or to use a more accurate phrase "Chaps with Baps".

"Come on darling, you take the left Seel ear I'll go right !"

*uNF*

Then it must have been yer lovely aughter Ms. Wijiality instead..hmm..ahwell...just a bit to the left, i think there's some wax left in my right ear still.

 

[Ezteq]

You're right. You're not alone. I'm just behind you.


Staring.

RUN BINKS!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RUN AND DONT LOOK BACK!!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

RUN BINKS!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RUN AND DONT LOOK BACK!!!!

*pokes Ezteq*

Boo.

 

[Wij]

ooh - furry poke-stick. Can I try it ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

ooh - furry poke-stick. Can I try it ?

*Teh Seel hands Wij the furry poke stick of fluffy*

Sure thing. :touch:

 

[Wij]

ooh - it stinks of banana

 

[Ezteq]

*pokes Ezteq*

Boo.

eep /evade!!!!
:touch:
Take that you toe rag!!!

 

[Wij]

You cannot evade for I wield TWO furry sticks !

 

[Binky the Bomb]

This should be turned into a trading card game, much better than Magic the gathering!

 

[old.Tohtori]

This should be turned into a trading card game, much better than Magic the gathering!

Teh Seel:

Sarcasm +3
Attack +1
Odd +5
Defense -2

Teh Icefloat:

Vehicle type

Speed +3
Attack -2
Odd +3

 

[Ezteq]

Teh Seel:

Sarcasm +3
Attack +1
Odd +5
Defense -2

Teh Icefloat:

Vehicle type

Speed +3
Attack -2
Odd +3

hahaha! i'd beat you hands down with my super senile attack of confusion!!! i just talk to you for 30 seconds and after that you dont know where, who or what you are. and as for a 2 pronged both sided attack, i think i saw something like that on www.takeitbitch.com once