Wanna hear a good joke?

[crispy]

Steve Easterbrook is telling one here

 

[Roalith]

I'm still wanting to hear a good joke.

 

[crispy]

well just thought it was fun that the McD guy in the UK said kids are fat because of computer games ^_^

 

[confused]

Well he's definitely not 100% to blame, I've eaten MD's and so have my kids, but they're not fat like some are. You can eat pretty much anything you want aslong as you do exercise also

 

[leviathane]

McDonalds has been around for over 60 years. Their products have become if anything healthier and smaller portioned (thanks to people actively fighting value meals and super size deals) in recent years, but people still look for an easy answer as to why people are getting fatert. Maybe try a combination of kids running around less (and yes, playing more video games), parents feeding their kids fatty foods more often (just attack mcdonalds because its the biggest one? pizza hot dogs cafateria food at school is all terrible too), and a general fear of letting kids go outside. I've lost 60 lbs over the past 4 months and ive had mcdonalds at least 10 times, don't eat bad food every day and don't blame a company for offering a product and trying to advertise it. Why is no one attacking hardees or pizza hut or dairy queen?

Kinda have to agree with that tbh.

 

[Gorbachioo]

Well he's definitely not 100% to blame, I've eaten MD's and so have my kids, but they're not fat like some are. You can eat pretty much anything you want aslong as you do exercise also

Well thats just not true. 2 hours of jogging burns around 1000 calories. Eating right is the key in weight control.


But yes, you cant blame McDonalds or any fast food chain for obesity. We cant ban fast food just because some people have no self control/have dumb parents.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You eat mcdonalds, you don't get fat.
You eat pasta and sauce every day, you don't get fat.

You eat 10 happy meals with the toys included, every lunchbreak, you get fat.
You eat a gallon of pasta and sauce every morning, noon and evening, you get fat.

It's simple logic really.

 

[soze]

Videos games and Peados are to blame parents will not let kids go run about like nutters any more, and some kids do not want to go out would rather play pro evo.

This new goverment campaign is bull shit all the problems in the world are because you are fat and junk food is to blame, the fact that a lot of people are too scared to go out walking ect be cause of groups of hoodies, just too easy to blame other problems.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Videos games and Peados are to blame parents will not let kids go run about like nutters any more, and some kids do not want to go out would rather play pro evo.

This new goverment campaign is bull shit all the problems in the world are because you are fat and junk food is to blame, the fact that a lot of people are too scared to go out walking ect be cause of groups of hoodies, just too easy to blame other problems.

Arn't you doing the same thing though? Shifting blame from ones self, to an external excuse?

McD, peados, games, movies, all just an excuse really for overeating.

I think one could quote Captain Jack Sparrow and say that "The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."

So, can you eat less or can't you?
Can you move to lose weight or can't you?

 

[Lamp]

If I wanna hear a good joke, I'll listen to the next Labour Party's manifesto

 

[preacherboy]

Gorilla walking through the jungle sees a tiger drinking from a water hole with it's tail up in the air, thinks nah I can't, sod it! runs up to the tiger, gives it one from behind. The tiger is trying to turn around and scratch it but can't, when the Gorilla is finished, it goes running off through the jungle with the tiger chasing it. There is a man sat down wearing sunglasses, reading the newspaper and sees the gorilla, screams, jumps up dropping the newspaper and his sunglasses fall off. The gorilla grabs the sunglasses puts them on and grabs the newspaper, sits down, the tiger comes up and says to the gorilla did you see a gorilla run through here? The gorilla turns and says you looking for that gorilla that shagged the tiger at the water hole? The tiger says fuck me, it's not in the paper already is it?