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old.Munkie

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We were talking about this at work today. (yes, yes, it was a mass debate. [obvious joke out of the way]

Do you think it is possible that any human being has ever gone through life without ever jacking off?

I think not.
 
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ShockingAlberto

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What about a Jewish guy, who accidently had is cock cut off when he was born... They do something like that i think :uhoh:

Anyway, how could this guy wank?
 
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mr.Blacky

Guest
perhaps he gay so he wanks other guys?
 
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ShockingAlberto

Guest
Hmm, isn't that against his religion?

As you can see from my nice Bible quotes(in sig), the Jewish people are very narrow minded. Hell, they said that a disobediant son should be stoned to death fs, what would they have done to a gay lad... :/
 
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Embattle

Guest
Originally posted by Munkie
Do you think it is possible that any human being has ever gone through life without ever jacking off?
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Nope :)
 
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mr.Blacky

Guest
uhmmm no dont think so caus I thought the only thing forbidden (same as in bible) sodomie or somthing like that lol
in other words f*king in the ass
stoned to death wow had they grass then hehe
 
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Ono

Guest
Think a bout how much sperm goes to waste everyday from all the wankers in the world.

Must fill quite a few milk bottles.:rolleyes:
 
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ShockingAlberto

Guest
If you wanna drink it... Be my guest :D
 
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Summo

Guest
If ever there was an appropriate moment for this, its now...
DAD
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.

WOMEN
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1
Mine!
MOURNER #2
And mine!
CORPSE
And mine!
NUN
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
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Heh. Forgive meh. :D
 
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Embattle

Guest
The difference between men and women is simple; decide for yourself which gender is more inefficent ;)

Women take longer to reach there orgasm but need it less often where as men take less time thus they have to compensate by doing it more often......this requires bit of hand work ;)
 
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mr.Blacky

Guest
i dont think that post was meant as it showed up in your quote
rofl :clap:


reading it again and thinking on one hand poor SomeGuy on the other hand nah cant say it lol
 
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Ono

Guest
Originally posted by Mr.Blackshirt


reading it again and thinking on one hand poor SomeGuy on the other hand nah cant say it lol
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What u doing with Summo and your hands?
:eek: :puke:
 
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old.ignus

Guest
you realise nobody can ever call another person a wanker without being a hypocrite.
 
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old.Kez

Guest
I don't think thats a huge concern. Saying 'wanker' is just another generic insult. a majority of isuch nsults insinuate something sexual, mostly hypocritical.
 
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Trem

Guest
I like 2 watch Blue Peter when im chucking 1 over me thumb:p
 
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old.[NC]Sturty

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Originally posted by ShockingAlberto
Hmm, isn't that against his religion?

As you can see from my nice Bible quotes(in sig), the Jewish people are very narrow minded ...
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Oh, the irony.
 
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old.©h®°n°

Guest
in answer to the original quesiton, i severly doubt it, im sure even monks have the urge @ somepoint :D

one of me m8's does it like 5 times a day (he told me of course :D)
im like whoa, most iv done in a day is like 3 i think.

is that like too little or what?!?
 
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mr.Blacky

Guest
way too much info, but why would he tell you? though that might be too much info also
 
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Wij

Guest
Originally posted by ©h®°n°
in answer to the original quesiton, i severly doubt it, im sure even monks have the urge @ somepoint :D

one of me m8's does it like 5 times a day (he told me of course :D)
im like whoa, most iv done in a day is like 3 i think.

is that like too little or what?!?
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OMG !!!!!!!!!!!"!£121 ADIM FS !!!!!!!!!!12

I SOH D1D NOHT WNAT 2 NO TAHT !!!" :(
 
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Furr

Guest
:D - ha ha ha ha,

someone at my school got caught wanking during a lesson, he sat by himself at the back of the class and then suddenly everyone turned round as he grunted his lift off. i so wish i had been there
 
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