Wanking and driving

[Oysterboy]

Don't wank and drive, it's dangerous!

 

[atos]

How come you never leaked you where from Slovakia?

 

[Dudley52]

is that you in ur avatar oysterboy?

 

[Gamah]

yeah it is.

 

[cHodAX]

Yes I must agree, don't wank and drive. I very nearly ended up in a ditch when I was driving down the A1 near Doncaster, at least when you are getting a blow job you can keep both hands on the wheel and look straight ahead right up until the moment your eyes glaze over and the back of her throat gets a coat of emulsion.

 

[DocWolfe]

You're a bad boy cho

 

[cHodAX]

You're a bad boy cho

That is what the judge said right before she put my name on the national sex offenders register!

 

[old.Tohtori]

That is what the judge said right before she put my name on the national sex offenders register!

Aye, chodie didn't even do anything wrong, the judge just thought he was offending sex 'cause he's really that bad at it

 

[cHodAX]

Aye, chodie didn't even do anything wrong, the judge just thought he was offending sex 'cause he's really that bad at it

My left and right hand would disagree! They have both taken a right old hammering over the years and they never complained about my sexual prowess!

 

[Oysterboy]

is that you in ur avatar oysterboy?

Yeah, and here's me dancing with my four cute, young girlfriends.

 

[Bugz]

It's dangerous to other people.

Don't do it ^^

 

[chretien]

The man was hospitalized with head injuries.

Hurr hurr....

 

[CorNokZ]

Yeah, and here's me dancing with my four cute, young girlfriends.

They're like 12-14 irl

 

[Mikah75]

what is he wearing :eek2:

 

[Tasslehoff]

They're like 12-14 irl

Always add 5 years when talking about asian people!
It's the asian-factor.

 

[cHodAX]

If you get caught by the police when wanking and driving do they take a blood sample or a sperm sample?

 

[Serbitar]

Yeah, and here's me dancing with my four cute, young girlfriends.

excuse me while i try to stem the bleeding from my eyes