Wankathron 2006

[old.Tohtori]

Ok peoples and peoples haters.

Here's the deal.

I may have hit my head on something, or perhaps it's 'cause i haven't slept all night, but it's time to throw out the ultimate challenge for you rugrats and misfits.

The Wankathron 2006.

Basicly the Wankathron is a selibacy, of 30 days(yes like the movie), without sex, dryhumping, wanking, stroking and such and such.

No humping a pillow, no hiding the funpole in missus. Nada.

Get it? Even washing your private bits too vigorously is a nono.

Ofcourse this competition is only for those who are honest and feel their "up" for it *harhar*

You have until midnight to say you're in, and when the clock strikes, the 30 days will begin and it will end on the second day of june. No late comers *muaha*

It is inhuman.
It is cruel.
It is...the wankathron.

 

[sxx]

I wish I was single just to join this...

 

[old.Tohtori]

I wish I was single just to join this...

Bah, you just need some words and moves to convince the missus/hubby into it

 

[Gamah]

why would you bother? I know i'll torture myself for 30 days !

 

[Ezteq]

cant be done.

its mine and i'll wash it as fast as i want!!!

 

[Gamah]

cant be done.

its mine and i'll wash it as fast as i want!!!

:worthy:

 

[Bugz]

You will get like 0 signups :>

 

[Mikah75]

dude i went from slut to nothing cos of so much school work i havnt had any for nearly 5months! impossible for me to participate

 

[old.Tohtori]

Durnit...

People are so boring these days

What kind of a world we live in where nerdy geekazoids can't be arsed to torture themselves for no good reason.

Well i'm going for it. And i'm keeping a journal! That'll teach ya...

 

[cHodAX]

If I could last 30 minutes do I get a prize?

 

[tris-]

absolutley not.

for the past 3 weeks ive had spontaneous erection issues. thats with having a tommy tank every couple of days.

to go a month i would be walking around with a constant boner.

i will tell ya what. after this week, i will try do it for 3 weeks without one.

 

[old.Tohtori]

i will tell ya what. after this week, i will try do it for 3 weeks without one.

Ah, knew fellow ninjai would come along and show the meaning of the ancient art of Nowanko.

 

[Roalith]

I'll sign up!

 

[Jeriraa]

Noooo way!

 

[eggy]

Why would you want to deny yourself of something that is both good for you, free and bloody good fun?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why would you want to deny yourself of something that is both good for you, free and bloody good fun?

Just because i can.

Mind over matter man...mind over matter

 

[Jeriraa]

Just because i can.

Mind over matter man...mind over matter

I know I could. That knowledge is enough for me.

 

[Lamp]

Does it count as a wank if your wife tosses you off ?

 

[Urgluf]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0243736/ ?

 

[Blackjack]

I couldn't do it even if i tried. I already know that 5 days is the absolute limit for me

 

[tris-]

its doable if u dont mind getting a hardon for no reason, when say you are sat in the bank. or talking to your friend. or just walking down the street.

 

[Mikah75]

its doable if u dont mind getting a hardon for no reason, when say you are sat in the bank. or talking to your friend. or just walking down the street.

rofl
once its up it wont ever go down after 1 week

 

[Blackjack]

how about release without external stimuli?

 

[tris-]

it does. i didnt have a tommy tank for a week. it suddenly started in the bank when i seen these massive boobs. then after about 30 secs it went down. now it happens randomly, but always ends quickly.

 

[old.Tohtori]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0243736/ ?

Yes i said it allready

 

[Fana]

Ive done what you are suggesting Tohtori, for 4 months, just because i wanted to see how i would feel. Tbh you stop thinking about it after a while, and i can understand why monks etc dont really have a problem with it. And you do get a certain energy from total abstinence, so there is something positive to be said about it.

 

[tris-]

i wouldnt abstain ejaculation for a long time.

it clears the prostate for a start. which is good for reducing the chances of cancer

 

[eggy]

Just because i can.

Mind over matter man...mind over matter

Urm...

<drives car into brick wall>
Policeman: Why the hell did you do that? What was the point?
Me: Because I can

 

[tris-]

lol

 

[old.Tohtori]

Urm...

<drives car into brick wall>
Policeman: Why the hell did you do that? What was the point?
Me: Because I can

You don't have to understand it, just walk away. That's it...little to the left aaaaand you're out.