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old.Tohtori

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HArdly getting along, but even if it is hard, i'm sure i can stick it out :p

Though last nights afterparty went a bit on the edge :eek:
 

Darksword

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arghh, going out in a bit, and may be meeting up with a seriously hot girl, decisions decisions.
 

Eva

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God, how did I miss this thread. Anyhow, count me in!
 

Morphius

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Deld would join but he doesnt rub one off.............. ever

:>
 

Ezteq

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i cant fail to notice that youve all gone really quiet, should i keep an eye out for spontaneously combusted nerd body parts hanging from trees and such like?








*purchases umbrella hat*
 

Eva

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Just read the OP again, but wth I'll do it myself then! >;(

(Yes, I do suck.)
 

Morphius

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well I kind've let it slip about my 30 day no wanking adventure and now i have an extremely hot girl trying her hardest to make me have a toss. Was watching tv and she just comes over straddles me and starts running her finger over my face then rubbing my nuts...... felt like kicking her off!!! I have a goal to keep here!!!!!!!
 

Bugz

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Morphius said:
well I kind've let it slip about my 30 day no wanking adventure and now i have an extremely hot girl trying her hardest to make me have a toss. Was watching tv and she just comes over straddles me and starts running her finger over my face then rubbing my nuts...... felt like kicking her off!!! I have a goal to keep here!!!!!!!

Olololo.

It's funny cause it was rly ur dog :p
 

Calaen

I am a massive cock who isn't firing atm!
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Morphius said:
well I kind've let it slip about my 30 day no wanking adventure and now i have an extremely hot girl trying her hardest to make me have a toss. Was watching tv and she just comes over straddles me and starts running her finger over my face then rubbing my nuts...... felt like kicking her off!!! I have a goal to keep here!!!!!!!

Tbh I have told everyone I know about this and all the females have suddenly changed, they all wanna talk about sex, I had 2 friends french kissing in front of me last night on a works night out it was fooking crazy.

What happens when I have a wet dream? I have no doubt it will be coming along soon.
 

Ezteq

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hmm maybe i should tell my bf im going celebate and get him to be all sexy and stuff at me














[edit: i assume someone laughing in your face is a sign they dont believe you?]
 

Morphius

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aye calaen, its stupid the one time i really dont want em to do it and everyone seems to want some...

will remember this for future :>
 

Mikah75

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just walking around pretending you're celebate all the time:p im sure people will want to break you
 

Calaen

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Ezteq said:
hmm maybe i should tell my bf im going celebate and get him to be all sexy and stuff at me














[edit: i assume someone laughing in your face is a sign they dont believe you?]

:-( give it a couple of days then remind him of your no sex period :p
 

Mikah75

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Calaen said:
:-( give it a couple of days then remind him of your no sex period :p
rofl in her case i dont think that would work ;)
 

old.Tohtori

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Well now it seems the trouble starts...

I'm bored :D

Not horny, well i'm always horny, but more so.
Not that "obsessed" about it.

But bored...i want sex damnit and it's around a plenty ever since i started this monstrosity :(
 

Chronictank

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old.Tohtori said:
Well now it seems the trouble starts...

I'm bored :D

Not horny, well i'm always horny, but more so.
Not that "obsessed" about it.

But bored...i want sex damnit and it's around a plenty ever since i started this monstrosity :(
been keeping pretty busy myself,
altho went out last night and seemed to get alot more interest than usual
tis rather strange tbh

Something to distract you:
https://forums.freddyshouse.com/showthread.php?t=195136

askaninja.com best website ever!
 

Mey

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I started today, i can see this is going to end in tears :(
 

tris-

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i can start now for 3 weeks.

i can at least try anyway.

WE CAN DO IT MEY
 

Ezteq

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Roalith said:
He might object to that?
rofl dammit was going to shout

"Run Tears FGS Run!!!!!"

but i see the hingin' ninja beat me to it :worthy:
 

Mey

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Tris- if you hold my hand i'm sure i can last for the 3 weeks..

(really i've just ko'd my right hand and my left hand aint so good at bounding the hound so you know its kinda easy to give up.. damnit wheres my harem when i need them!)
 

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