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Summo
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- #61
I was gonna have some flowers delivered to my long-distance girlfriend as a gesture but have you seen the fecking prices here?
I didnae bother.
I didnae bother.
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Perplex
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- #62
Aye, it's a pisstake. However, we begrudge retailers for their prices and stance on xmas shopping fever - this is the florists xmas :/
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Damini
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- #63
Where's she live? Chances are you can get someone from here to stalk her for a while, and then maybe push some flowers through her letter box. And maybe it'll freak her out so much that it will prove the depths of your love.*
*edit/ All advice from the Stalkers Handbook - 101 ways to turn "I'm scared of you" to "I do"
*edit/ All advice from the Stalkers Handbook - 101 ways to turn "I'm scared of you" to "I do"
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Nibbler
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- #64
Yeah but if you buy 'em her and then accidently leave the reciept around for her to find, you're sure to get some.
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Perplex
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- #65
LOL, you really are ruled by the contents of your boxers aren't you Nibb 
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Nibbler
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- #66
HELP MEH! THE EVIL GENITALIEN IS CONTROLLING MEH!
AAAAARGH!
*stick head in vice*
AAAAARGH!
*stick head in vice*