Venting anger @ 4am

[Wij]

Sound advice.

Wij's hints and tips #1: Your lass is NEVER out of earshot of that sneaky fart unless she's in another building. Possibly another country

 

[nothing]

not even then. She'll have planted miniature recording devices.

 

[Nibbler]

And if you discover these divices and break em, you're still not out of trouble yet, cos she'll have BACKUP recording divices.

 

[Wij]

Hold her head under the duvet then till she learns to love em. It's kill or cure

 

[Testin da Cable]

lol