Roo Stercogburn
Resident Freddy
- Joined
- Dec 22, 2003
- Messages
- 4,486
Ok lovesick lovebirds, Valentines Day is just around the corner. Yes, that yearly trauma is upon us. How do you express yourself for the virtual babe of your dreams? Stuck for that perfect rhyme for your card? Can't work out how to announce on alliance chat you love your pixelated piece of totty?
Let Dr. Roo help you become all that you can be!
Practice these in the mirror and by V-Day you'll be the stud muffin of choice to the female game-playing population.
Feel free to print off and paste these on to the cards you intend to send on the big day. well not free, send a fee.
Trust me, I'm virtually a gynaecologist
Without further ado, let the swooning commence...
Words aren't enough to say how much,
My love does shine for you,
So let me PL all your alts
Its all us geeks can do.
...
My love is like a bird with wings
And no I don't mean tampons
But I'm a luri you're an elf
to kiss you I'd need crampons.
...
I love you more than words can tell
Even though your bum does smell
And though at times real life can suck
You really are a damned good companion.
...
A thousand Hibs I've slayed for you,
To prove my love is true,
Ah who the hell am fooling now,
The RP's damned good too.
...
Along frontiers I've wandered
And searched for love thats true
Forgot to bring my leggings
And now my balls are blue.
...
I'll shower you with diamonds
A shower of gifts I'll fetch,
I'd much prefer you showered
Your armpits make me retch.
...
My love is like a red red rose,
This problem is quite thorny:
I'm such a geek I can't deny,
Your toon just makes me horny.
...
My love is like a troll that's washed
- A bit confused but clean
Take this to prove my love to you
- A still-wet Mincer's splein.
...
The moment I first saw you
I stared and so did you,
Well maybe thats not quite the truth
My screen froze as it blew.
...
Forever I'll be yours
Forever you'll be be mine
At least until I close my subs
Not quite the end of time.
Let Dr. Roo help you become all that you can be!
Practice these in the mirror and by V-Day you'll be the stud muffin of choice to the female game-playing population.
Feel free to print off and paste these on to the cards you intend to send on the big day. well not free, send a fee.
Trust me, I'm virtually a gynaecologist
Without further ado, let the swooning commence...
Words aren't enough to say how much,
My love does shine for you,
So let me PL all your alts
Its all us geeks can do.
...
My love is like a bird with wings
And no I don't mean tampons
But I'm a luri you're an elf
to kiss you I'd need crampons.
...
I love you more than words can tell
Even though your bum does smell
And though at times real life can suck
You really are a damned good companion.
...
A thousand Hibs I've slayed for you,
To prove my love is true,
Ah who the hell am fooling now,
The RP's damned good too.
...
Along frontiers I've wandered
And searched for love thats true
Forgot to bring my leggings
And now my balls are blue.
...
I'll shower you with diamonds
A shower of gifts I'll fetch,
I'd much prefer you showered
Your armpits make me retch.
...
My love is like a red red rose,
This problem is quite thorny:
I'm such a geek I can't deny,
Your toon just makes me horny.
...
My love is like a troll that's washed
- A bit confused but clean
Take this to prove my love to you
- A still-wet Mincer's splein.
...
The moment I first saw you
I stared and so did you,
Well maybe thats not quite the truth
My screen froze as it blew.
...
Forever I'll be yours
Forever you'll be be mine
At least until I close my subs
Not quite the end of time.