Useless Info for you

[Amphrax]

Did you know at my work place I click the mouse button roughly 1.300,000 times a year?

I DID SAY IT WAS USELESS INFO!!!

 

[Edmond]

how do you know that, do you have some sort of counter?

 

[CorNokZ]

how do you know that, do you have some sort of counter?

Yeah.. He counts

 

[Huntingtons]

if it was laddey it would have been 12.

 

[Overdriven]

I'd like to know how you worked that one out.

 

[Amphrax]

me and my boss were just randomly chatting, plus we were bored at the time and needed something to do lol so we both worked out roughly how many clicks we would do during the day and then work it out over a year sad really hehe

 

[leviathane]

yep, you said it. Good productive use of time it seems at your company though xD

 

[Bugz]

I would have thought it'd be more tbh.

 

[Dahakon]

yep, you said it. Good productive use of time it seems at your company though xD

And people wonder why we are in a recession

 

[old.Tohtori]

When i'm 55 years old, i've stuck a needle in me 54 750 times

That's not counting hospital needles.

And if i went "by the book", i would have drawn blood from myself 91 250 times.

 

[Aoami]

On current form by the time i'm 60 i'll have had 52,560 wanks.

 

[old.Tohtori]

On current form by the time i'm 60 i'll have had 52,560 wanks.

Well, atleast you're not married. That'd be double.

 

[fl3a]

by the time i am 60 i will have done 15 kg of snuff.

 

[aika]

real pros use keyboard only

 

[Chronictank]

real pros use keyboard only

Surely using a keyboard to have a wank would be somewhat painful?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Surely using a keyboard to have a wank would be somewhat painful?

Maybe one of those ergonomic keyboards with the split keys?

 

[Uara]

I think you'd end up with some nasty chafing issues me thinks!!

 

[aika]

Maybe one of those ergonomic keyboards with the split keys?

maybe it will work if you put some lubrication :>

 

[leviathane]

By doing this i will have posted in this thread twice in my lifetime.

 

[Fafnir]

Surely using a keyboard to have a wank would be somewhat painful?

Well since we are on topic, how many times will you fap away during your lifetime?

 

[fettoken]

Maybe one of those ergonomic keyboards with the split keys?

My friend has a ergonomic keyboard with a silicon pad to support the wrist. Mmmmmmm silicon.

 

[Chronictank]

Well since we are on topic, how many times will you fap away during your lifetime?

Infinity, when i die i will invent a fapping machine to keep me going

 

[fettoken]

Infinity, when i die i will invent a fapping machine to keep me going

You mean when you go into a state of coma indefinately and need a machine to keep you alive. Or do you like the idéa of a machine wanking off your dead, rotten, flesh ridden corpse?

 

[Chronictank]

Or do you like the idéa of a machine wanking off your dead, rotten, flesh ridden corpse?

Sounds kinky

 

[Overdriven]

the idéa of a machine wanking off your dead, rotten, flesh ridden corpse?

Where do I sign up?

Sounds kinky

QFT!

 

[fettoken]

Where do I sign up?



QFT!

Well, we could start a fundraiser All that machinery reserved for a vegetable / dead person might cost a few dollars

 

[Overdriven]

Well, we could start a fundraiser All that machinery reserved for a vegetable / dead person might cost a few dollars

Hey, if we can make it an international event and get bono involved, anything can happen!

International Stiffs Day?

 

[fettoken]

Hey, if we can make it an international event and get bono involved, anything can happen!

International Stiffs Day?

Ahh, the heresy in all this :lol:

 

[CorNokZ]

Surely using a keyboard to have a wank would be somewhat painful?

Nope:

 

[Ormorof]

Well, we could start a fundraiser All that machinery reserved for a vegetable / dead person might cost a few dollars

well if you power it with sperm.... then it would have its own fuel source!