so went out last night, got rather pissed (as I do) and was having a frigging excellent time...the thing is, I was out with a mate, and rocking out to a band, dancing with everyone and just generally having loads of fun and this sodding bloke ('Mario' I shit you not) would not effing leave me alone, he was like ah so you are the girlfriend of [points at my mate] I am like dude I am the girlfriend of no one *dances off* and he frigging follows me and had a bottle of vodka down his belt and keeps offering it to me.
OK top tip guys; if you are hiding a bottle of whatever about your person because you are too tight to buy it in the pub 1) don't try and force feed it to random girls, we do not want your crotch-grog! 2) no means no!
This dude was seriously getting on my nerves lol, he kept trying to pin me down and (as anyone who has ever danced with me will know) I am pretty unpinnable when I go off on one...think of a squid on skates. I hate that, a really really good night all the same but having to watch my back made me really glad I am a functional alcoholic lol...and that my mate Stu is over 6 foot and can give stink eye like you would not believe hehe.
First rule of pubclub: do not try and monopolise folk who are rocking out; they don't appreciate it! Isn't it horrible when you are having a good time and you just cannot shake someone? Do girls do that to guys or is it just a guy thing?
OK top tip guys; if you are hiding a bottle of whatever about your person because you are too tight to buy it in the pub 1) don't try and force feed it to random girls, we do not want your crotch-grog! 2) no means no!
This dude was seriously getting on my nerves lol, he kept trying to pin me down and (as anyone who has ever danced with me will know) I am pretty unpinnable when I go off on one...think of a squid on skates. I hate that, a really really good night all the same but having to watch my back made me really glad I am a functional alcoholic lol...and that my mate Stu is over 6 foot and can give stink eye like you would not believe hehe.
First rule of pubclub: do not try and monopolise folk who are rocking out; they don't appreciate it! Isn't it horrible when you are having a good time and you just cannot shake someone? Do girls do that to guys or is it just a guy thing?