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[Everz]

it really is the shit, im broke but damn, so easy to get a lay here haha.

 

[Cadelin]

it really is the shit, im broke but damn, so easy to get a lay here haha.

Yeah, that's kinda how prostitution works...

 

[Jeros]

Jeros did not get laid on freshers week, i feel so much older than everyone else :/

 

[leviathane]

awwww :wub:

 

[mooSe_]

my freshers week doesnt start til next week

 

[tris-]

Jeros did not get laid on freshers week, i feel so much older than everyone else :/

me neither. but the easy lays are always fat, ugly, fat, and ugly, or on some ocassions skinny and ugly and skinny.

learned that my self.

 

[Bahumat]

Bet Everz just drew a mouth on his hand lol

 

[Uara]

I didn't get laid either, but then i'm post-grad so my life is pretty much work work work!

 

[leviathane]

do gf's count?

 

[old.Tohtori]

me neither. but the easy lays are always fat, ugly, fat, and ugly, or on some ocassions skinny and ugly and skinny.

learned that my self.

Or drunk.

Don't forget drunk.

 

[Mikah75]

no gf's do not count
wish i was in bristol for freshers week i need to get laid..

 

[Vasconcelos]

Bet Everz just drew a mouth on his hand lol

LMAO!

On his left hand after sitting on it for 15min

 

[leviathane]

no gf's do not count
wish i was in bristol for freshers week i need to get laid..

club ques are insane atm, went past syndicate the other day was like curled up by odeons.

 

[Lamp]

students are looser than prostitutes - how can you not pull during freshers week ?!?!?!

 

[Ezteq]

pfft no laying for me im distance learning!

thought at the first study school a couple of the students undertook some jiggery pokery...which was very ammusing since we're library students hehe, no one suspected it could happen!... i bet they were really quiet when it did though, lol like

Ooh ooh

Shhhh!!!

...oh ooh

 

[Vasconcelos]

pfft no laying for me im distance learning!

thought at the first study school a couple of the students undertook some jiggery pokery...which was very ammusing since we're library students hehe, no one suspected it could happen!... i bet they were really quiet when it did though, lol like

Ooh ooh

Shhhh!!!

...oh ooh

Damnit woman! Dont rub my face in the crazy exciting student life you got!

 

[Everz]

Negative, 2 right off the bat to start with, both fairly decent girls harhar. Then theres another who is an absolutely sound lass.

Gotta love this place, even though the locals are right snobs.

 

[tris-]

how are you reeling these in?
is it your stories of pwning people on fh, or the rohypnol?

 

[CorNokZ]

I fucked an american exchange student last night and will be doing the same thing again tonight

"It's like... SOOOO amazing!"

 

[tris-]

I fucked an american exchange student last night and will be doing the same thing again tonight

"It's like... SOOOO amazing!"

how big are his balls?

 

[Thadius]

I find freshers week boring now.

When you were shagging yourself senseless at 18-21, you pretty much get bored of doing it now

 

[Everz]

how are you reeling these in?
is it your stories of pwning people on fh, or the rohypnol?

not a clue in hell, my pwn dance moves and my accent potential, felt the need to whip out the epeen and start beating ya dig?

 

[Everz]

I find freshers week boring now.

When you were shagging yourself senseless at 18-21, you pretty much get bored of doing it now

It's a well good laugh, fair few of the locals are snobbish towards me and my mates (2 brummies, 2 black country lads, 2 scousers and a gawdee), but other then that its been well good.

 

[CorNokZ]

how big are his balls?

hurr hurr durr hurr

 

[tris-]

im not familiar with that unit of measurement.

 

[Thadius]

It's a well good laugh, fair few of the locals are snobbish towards me and my mates (2 brummies, 2 black country lads, 2 scousers and a gawdee), but other then that its been well good.

The snobz are usually the right slutty ones who want a change from the usual stuck up twats that live round there!

I love going down to places like Oxford and talk in my normal accent, you can see the bird behind the counter/ lasses in the corner staring at you with lust in their eyes.

 

[Everz]

Haha, im in cheltenham just near oxford, alot of girls love the black country accent, other ones call me common hah.

 

[Thadius]

Either way, they want to feel dirty by having sex with you.

 

[Bahumat]

LMAO!

On his left hand after sitting on it for 15min

hahahaha

 

[Overdriven]

I got laid loads this week.. Granted, it was by the GF at a different Uni. But it counts ;D