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i was just getting a shower like i usually do and squirted some gel in my hand in the same old fashion.

i did a quick double check and didnt notice brown ants in the ingredient list.

i have of coursed retained the specimen, can i sue someone over this? i could use the money tbh :eek:
 

Chilly

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Quality. Go to tesco (or wherever) and say they were al in your eyes and shit, see what they do ;)
 

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Quality. Go to tesco (or wherever) and say they were al in your eyes and shit, see what they do ;)

hehe. well ive had this bottle since christmas and im unsure they sell it, otherwise id do exactly that :)
 

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You lose for buying gel in the first place. A product that costs more and lasts less than a bar of soap, yet does the same job :)
 

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You lose for buying gel in the first place. A product that costs more and lasts less than a bar of soap, yet does the same job :)

i never bought it, it was a present :eek:

i have since reported this to consumer direct, who passed it to my local trading standards.

out of interest though, anyone heard of cases were people have successfully sued over something like this? personally i see nothing wrong with trying to extract money from a massive world wide firm regardless of how much distress it did or did not cause me.

i could just get them served at the local county court, but i dont want to start paying out money untill i know how successful it would be :)
 

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I imagine the most you'll get is a voucher, or a free bottle, or your money back.

And actually, since you didn't purchase it, you have no contract of sale with the seller, so you can't sue them, but the person who made the gift may be able to sell the shop it was purchased from.
 

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I imagine the most you'll get is a voucher, or a free bottle, or your money back.

And actually, since you didn't purchase it, you have no contract of sale with the seller, so you can't sue them, but the person who made the gift may be able to sell the shop it was purchased from.

what i meant was more about sueing the manufacturer for causing me trauma :mad:

i know fine well i have no contract with the shop its self :)
 

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Take it to the shop, make out that you bought it there and atleast they will refund it so long as it shows up when they scan it. If they can't scan it, it might be a bit harder.
 

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First you have to prove that you don't live in a pile of shit and the ants came from your end.
 

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what i meant was more about sueing the manufacturer for causing me trauma :mad:

i know fine well i have no contract with the shop its self :)

lol. Don't ever eat any food ever again, because root vegetables have all kinds of insects and stuff crawling over them, as well as cows and farmers pissing and shitting in the soil. Meat comes from sweaty dirty animals being rogered on quiet nights in the countryside by welsh farmers. And lets not even start with milk :)
 

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Is this the USA? No.

Then just the ants on a round of toast and eat them.
 

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lol. Don't ever eat any food ever again, because root vegetables have all kinds of insects and stuff crawling over them, as well as cows and farmers pissing and shitting in the soil. Meat comes from sweaty dirty animals being rogered on quiet nights in the countryside by welsh farmers. And lets not even start with milk :)

Reading this while eating and I didn't flinch!

Muahaha.. harder chews.. harder!
 

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lol. Don't ever eat any food ever again, because root vegetables have all kinds of insects and stuff crawling over them, as well as cows and farmers pissing and shitting in the soil. Meat comes from sweaty dirty animals being rogered on quiet nights in the countryside by welsh farmers. And lets not even start with milk :)

but thats supposed to happen, and i have no issue with eating meat soaked in welsh mans cum.

but im not supposed to squirt shower gel out and find a dead ant in it :eek:
 

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Yes! Round of toast! I thought no one else said that!
 

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