Question Underwear

[Deebs]

Ok folks what type of underwear do you wear and why?

 

[Cerb]

I wear what I've had described to be by someone else as "boxer-briefs". I used to wear regular boxers but I started to get this (I think chaffing) problem between my legs that made me switch over. Strange I know but there's the what and why!

Bet you're glad you asked

 

[Aoami]

crotchless lace

 

[Deebs]

Boxers, tight

Why? I cannot stand my ball bag sticking to my legs and swinging like a demo ball on a mission to knock down most of London when I walk.

 

[cHodAX]

String boxers, same material as Rab's vest.

Only way I can keep the smell under control.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bollock snugglers, like to keep the junk in place.

Thoiugh if persuaded, could go for some lacey female undergarments.

 

[Shagrat]

tight boxers, you just cant beat that snug fit

 

[Raven]

I like a bit of room down there.

 

[eksdee]

Tight boxers, loose ones just feel like they get tangled up all the time and are extremely uncomfortable.

 

[Scouse]

Only wear boxers with suits. Other than that, commando.

If you're in the habit of staining anything you wear with your arse you're a dirty bastard that needs to learn how to wipe properly

 

[old.Tohtori]

Only wear boxers with suits. Other than that, commando.

If you're in the habit of staining anything you wear with your arse you're a dirty bastard that needs to learn how to wipe properly

Well, think only you thought of the staining as arse staining, so tells more about you

 

[Deebs]

Only wear boxers with suits. Other than that, commando.

If you're in the habit of staining anything you wear with your arse you're a dirty bastard that needs to learn how to wipe properly

What about the after-dribble....?

 

[Scouse]

You have after-dribble? WTF is that?!

Learn to finish shitting properly too you dirty bast!






Oh. And shake your cock off properly. Not off, but until there's no more wee left.

 

[eksdee]

What about the after-dribble....?

Just sayin'

 

[Deebs]

You have after-dribble? WTF is that?!

Learn to finish shitting properly too you dirty bast!






Oh. And shake your cock off properly. Not off, but until there's no more wee left.

You can never ever shake your cock off properly till there is no more wee....

 

[ford prefect]

You can never ever shake your cock off properly till there is no more wee....

Commando here too - and that is precisely what toilet paper is for.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You can never ever shake your cock off properly till there is no more wee....

Scouse spends 15 minutes squeezing his cock with tweezers to get the last drop out, then dries it with a hanky and a blowdryer.

Just in case.

 

[Deebs]

Commando here too - and that is precisely what toilet paper is for.

I am not talking about skid marks, go a whole day (at least 16 hours) wearing white underwear and tell me there is no yellow stain.....

 

[Deebs]

Scouse spends 15 minutes squeezing his cock with tweezers to get the last drop out, then dries it with a hanky and a blowdryer.

Just in case.

Roffle. I would also add he puts himself in an oven on Gas Mark 8 for 20 minutes just to make sure....

 

[ford prefect]

I am not talking about skid marks, go a whole day (at least 16 hours) wearing white underwear and tell me there is no yellow stain.....

I'm not talking about skid marks either - dab and clean dear chap.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, there's rarely any dripping in a faucet, but there's plenty in a garden hose

 

[Scouse]

It's not a difficult job to not dribble. Squeeze it out gents, squeeze it out.

But:

Commando here too - and that is precisely what toilet paper is for.

Freak


But seriously, you'd get bog roll on the end of your old man.


Edit: Squeeze it out means with yer muscles. The reason there's dribblage is that your urethra has a u-bend in it that retains piss. If you guys had any pelvic floor control you could push that piss out.

 

[Deebs]

It's not a difficult job to not dribble. Squeeze it out gents, squeeze it out.

But:



Freak


But seriously, you'd get bog roll on the end of your old man.


Edit: Squeeze it out means with yer muscles. The reason there's dribblage is that your urethra has a u-bend in it that retains piss. If you guys had any pelvic floor control you could push that piss out.

Bollox. I can stand there for an hour squeezing, milking, pressing and stuff....

 

[Scouse]

You're supposed to do that to yourself, not to the chap in the cubicle with you tho.

 

[Deebs]

You're supposed to do that to yourself, not to the chap in the cubicle with you tho.

Shit, no wonder!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

My collection is exclusively CK 365 Shorties.

So comfortable, short bollock snugglers. Fantastic support, never have to rearrange or get things stuck to places that they shouldn't. Loose boxers? You might as well just cup your balls with your hands as you'll spend so much time readjusting you might as well save the energy.

Me:

I have a few black, two white, and a few stripey and sparkly ones, because I'm fucking manly.

 

[Cerb]

I prefer long leg ball snugglers but they can be hard to find!

 

[Levin]

My first words learnt in latin when i was a wee lad were:

Ultima guttat restat in bracca. (The last drop always stays in the pants.) ^^

It's a universal truth, unless you wipe with paper

 

[Scouse]

Rome fell.

Not for Deebs tho. Glorious and eternal (but pee-stained) debauchery for him

 

[gohan]

i have the CK world cup set cos i'm full of win


tho the "world cup set" has Sweden and Canada in it and niether were at the WC

also spain england brazil france italy and USA