Underage kids asking you to buy stuff for them...?

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Bugz said:
I'd go 'wtf girls, I know I look over 20 but I'm actually only your age.'

Then i'd offer them a foursome... ^^

You like chavlove?

I'd buy them fags, kills the little bastards quicker.
 

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I would prolly buy em something else... Maybe a pron mag.. Will prolly bring em more fun anyways :p
 

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Bugz said:
I'd go 'wtf girls, I know I look over 20 but I'm actually only your age.'

Then i'd offer them a foursome... ^^
i think whoever you said that too would laugh in your face:p you look 15 meight
 

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I don't get asked but if I did I'd say "no".
 

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Mikah75 said:
i think whoever you said that too would laugh in your face:p you look 15 meight

FYI, I actually was mistaken for an 18 y/o and offered a credit card out in town (terrible they do that). But hey, I guess i'm lieing right ^^

But it was actually intended as a joke :)
 

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Bugz said:
FYI, I actually was mistaken for an 18 y/o and offered a credit card out in town


first they promote underage smoking and now underage debt
 

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crispy said:
I would prolly buy em something else... Maybe a pron mag.. Will prolly bring em more fun anyways :p

Not all 15 year old girls are lesbian no matter how much you try to convince the jury about it :eek:
 

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Sparx said:
first they promote underage smoking and now underage debt


Haha, made me laugh IRL.



I think the whole "Yeah, as long as I get half" rule would apply here. If they're that desperate they'd do if.... "Pay with the £10, I get half the cash" (Since it's only... £5.20 here for a pack of 20)


Depends on the situation tbh, if I feel I'm going to get stabbed I'll just say I'm under 18, or I just don't do it. (Yep, been asked a few times and said no)#


Ah, kids who think it's cool to smoke/drink at a young age.
 

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funny story... when i was 15(17 now) i was out with a mate, and there was these 2-3 13yr old girls standing outside the shop and asked me if i could get them some smokes... now normally this wasn't a problem walk in walk out with a couple of packs... but this day i couldn't, pissed the hell out of me even though i had a 20pack in my pocket... funny side story... they asked for menthol, i almost died on the spot...
 

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This thread is so
vicky_pollard.jpg
 

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old.Tohtori said:
Not all 15 year old girls are lesbian no matter how much you try to convince the jury about it :eek:

But are they desperate enough for a smoke that they will experiment..

That's the actual question!
 

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just say the person inside does not sell you fags or alchohol 'cos you've recently come out of prison for murder... :)
 

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Tbh I'm with teh_seel here, just say no if you don't want to, stealing is stealing, regardless of who it is.
 

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Lamp said:
This thread is so
vicky_pollard.jpg

Looks familiar for some reason... :D

liloe - didn't steal owt. They gave me the money. /shrug
 

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Say yes, get the stuff for them and go on with my life...
 

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id buy them , but i would like to have as much money myself as the cigarettes cost from them . or id walk away
 

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Funny this happened to me today, 2 chav girls come up to me and say; "oi mate buy us some beers please" I said unles you want to be arrested i suggest you turn around or expect call to your parents.


Scared them shitless xD
 

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old.Tohtori said:
Tell 'em "sorry, but you have to grow up a bit first. F*cked up but that's how it went down in my youth. Here's a couple of smokes if ya need 'em THAT bad."

And NOT act like the wanker you were.

*clap clap* Great way to teach kids respect towards older peeps.
no, you're the model of respect, emptying a wallet if you find it.... :wanker:
 

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rofl hang on a sec, i think just got roaliths joke.

you arnt implying i am a young girl, but that i have dealings with young girls?
 

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Bugz said:
FYI, I actually was mistaken for an 18 y/o
i'd like to meet the idiot that thought you look 18.
in the photo i've seen of you, you look about 12 (if that).
as if i'm one to talk - i still look 15 anyway.

i have been asked to "get me a bottle of vodka please mate!" and said "no." to a group of about 7 chavettes. they gave me evils when i walked out of the shop with a bottle of vodka for myself :D
 

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Done stuff like that loads of times tbh ;p underage myself (when it comes to alcohol) but I'm able to get away with it with ease, usually make some easy money in the process ^^
 

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Ingafgrinn Macabre said:
no, you're the model of respect, emptying a wallet if you find it.... :wanker:

Yes, i would empty a wallet. That being said, read what i write in ALL my replies before trying to flame me. I never said i wasn't an immoral bastard, but i believe that teaching kids (no matter what-ever-the-f*ck they are) is important.

Different matter, different thing, so stop trying to make lemonade out of potatoes 'cause it tastes like crap.
 

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Did it a few years ago for some alcohol, but the police found them drinking the alcohol and the little bastards grassed on me. SO now I just ignore kids asking me to go in the shop for them.
 

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evzy said:
Hmm Gamah looks like he can speak Chav....best shoot him just in case he has turned...

Please, hae some modesty! I know a few key phrases thats what happens when you're blessed with living in Slough for 14 years.
 

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I either reply with

"show me your ID"

or

"Im only 13 my self"
 

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