Underage kids asking you to buy stuff for them...?

Roalith

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3 x 15 yr old girls just asked me to buy them a packet of fags in the corner shop near where I live.

I took their money, walked into the shop, told the woman behind the counter - then gave her their money, and she let me out the back door.

So, how do you handle the subject?

:D
 

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Roalith said:
3 x 15 yr old girls just asked me to buy them a packet of fags in the corner shop near where I live.

I took their money, walked into the shop, told the woman behind the counter - then gave her their money, and she let me out the back door.

So, how do you handle the subject?

:D

LOL

Nice one :D
 

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Roalith said:
3 x 15 yr old girls just asked me to buy them a packet of fags in the corner shop near where I live.

I took their money, walked into the shop, told the woman behind the counter - then gave her their money, and she let me out the back door.

So, how do you handle the subject?

:D
Tell them im the old bill, usually scares the sh** out of them
Nowdays i tend to just say no, you dont know with kids nowdays if they are simply going to drop it or stab you
 

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Or if your Vladamir ask them if they want a wirl on your sausage.
 

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ive done it once. next time i will take the money and go home with it. after all, no law is being broken is it.
 

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lol, cruel close to perfection :D rip em of all their money. not old enough? grow faster then - tho, did the same thing, alcohol though. but now im old, double standarded and grumpy i can say what i want!
 

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i just say no, my friend andy always steals their money though :p
 

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most of the time I say no as I don't smoke myself, If it's alcohol I buy the smallest thing I can find then by myself some cans xD
 

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Roalith said:
3 x 15 yr old girls just asked me to buy them a packet of fags in the corner shop near where I live.

I took their money, walked into the shop, told the woman behind the counter - then gave her their money, and she let me out the back door.

So, how do you handle the subject?

:D

Tell 'em "sorry, but you have to grow up a bit first. F*cked up but that's how it went down in my youth. Here's a couple of smokes if ya need 'em THAT bad."

And NOT act like the wanker you were.

*clap clap* Great way to teach kids respect towards older peeps.
 

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Hmmm just read something about girls age 15 and a back door or something...sounds fooking dodgy tbh
 

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gamah is correct. the day you can teach an underage hooligan chav respect is the day it rains gold bars.
 

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tris- said:
gamah is correct. the day you can teach an underage hooligan chav respect is the day it rains gold bars.

I am sure I could beat the respect into one of them...if you captured me a few hundred... they keep dying far too quickly on the ones I have tried :(
 

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tris- said:
gamah is correct. the day you can teach an underage hooligan chav respect is the day it rains gold bars.

Well, that's fair enough too to say.

But there was no talk about chavs, hooligans or anything of the sort.

Kids smoke, in the sense that it doesn't matter where they were brought up or what their social status is.

In this case it was just three girls underaged.

But i do believe even those "underage hooligan chavs" can be taught too if you learn to speak their language.
 

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But i do believe even those "underage hooligan chavs" can be taught too if you learn to speak their language.

sick tem bluds u best respct or il blaps ure chops trust star u cnt churps sme skeet wif no respct sick!

No thanks, I'll stick to English.
 

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But i do believe even those "underage hooligan chavs" can be taught too if you learn to speak their language.

if theyd like me to terrorise their family and vandalise their property then sure i can do that for them.
 

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Fine, sorry for thinking that sometimes surroundings and parents effect the way a kid acts just 'cause they don't know any other way and that they deserve the same respect and help that others do.
 

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For the record, I live in a very chav area of Surrey (Yes, there is one, believe me). The old woman behind the counter had already clocked these three girls. I gave her the money so that if one came in the store and asked where I'd gone, she could give them the money back.

Seel - Personally, in an ideal world I'd think not breaking the law and not doing what they ask at the drop of a hat should teach them more respect than doing so. I smoke rollies, so standing there and rolling one for each of them was most certainly out of the question - they probably wouldn't have even wanted them, picky as young girls can be (just ask tris-).

Try telling teenagers from the level of society the area I live in that "Sorry, you have to grow up a bit first, crap isn't it but that's how it was in my youth" and you're more likely to get a brick to the back of the head than a smile and a nod. Oh, and cheers for calling me a wanker you cockface :D
 

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Roalith said:
they probably wouldn't have even wanted them, picky as young girls can be (just ask tris-).

yeh i dont take anyones lamer rollies.

unless youve sprinkled some of the finest herbs in there of course.
 

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Hmm Gamah looks like he can speak Chav....best shoot him just in case he has turned...
 

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evzy said:
Hmm Gamah looks like he can speak Chav....best shoot him just in case he has turned...

Hehe My signature inspired by gamah and some other funny quote ;o
 

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Roalith said:
Seel - Personally, in an ideal world I'd think not breaking the law and not doing what they ask at the drop of a hat should teach them more respect than doing so. I smoke rollies, so standing there and rolling one for each of them was most certainly out of the question - they probably wouldn't have even wanted them, picky as young girls can be (just ask tris-).

Try telling teenagers from the level of society the area I live in that "Sorry, you have to grow up a bit first, crap isn't it but that's how it was in my youth" and you're more likely to get a brick to the back of the head than a smile and a nod. Oh, and cheers for calling me a wanker you cockface :D

I wouldn't have called you a wanker if i knew that. It sounded like a wankery "take money and walk" situation, apologies as it wasn't that clear.

Also never would i go and buy them stuff and since you smoke rollies, it's understandable you wouldn't throw them a few. Hell, even i don't if i'm running low on cigs.

It's ofcourse always a situation where you have to know the people, know how they react, but i bet if everyone tried to communicate with these "chavvy hooligan kids" instead of assuing they'll grow up as the "scum" their parents are, attitudes would change and people could actually learn to live together.

Oh and by the way...women love my facecock! :D
 

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tris- said:
gamah is correct. the day you can teach an underage hooligan chav respect is the day it rains gold bars.
would be death to most :( goldbar in the head, ouch.
 

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I'd go 'wtf girls, I know I look over 20 but I'm actually only your age.'

Then i'd offer them a foursome... ^^
 

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