Under Attack

[Damini]

I am currently in a seige style situation. We have managed to secure the lounge, but the rest of the house is hostile.

See, the ants that were previously quite content just eating the crumbs I've dropped inside my keyboard and living on the sugar dregs of my tea have suddenly gone a bit totalitarian on me. I must admit, I get a bit soppy about ants, because I'm sure I watched a programme when I was younger about how they carried the injured and dead ones back to the camp, or maybe it was a documentary on guerilla warfare, I'm so easily confused, but either way, I don't like killing them. I've tried attacking them with sound waves, (i.e. shouting at them) and that sometimes makes them stop crawling over my space bar, but it seems they have grown bold. Our house is riddled with them. Some have taken residence under the adsl router, much to WPKenny's horror. Its my fault for letting ants live in my computer for so long, so I guess I have to deal with it. Is there a humane way to stop the march of the ants?

Can they live under floor boards?

Is there likely to be a mini tunnel into my house made by the little antennia waving critters, or do they have an indoor palace?

I don't want to hurt them but Kenny's forcing me to get militant

 

[Ono]

I use an ant trap to kill the nests.

I also surround the house with ant powdwer when the weather gets hot.

 

[Testin da Cable]

young Kenneth is correct D. kill them, kill them all. let go your anger, forefill your destiny...

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Damini
Can they live under floor boards?

Ants can live nigh on fucking anywhere. Incredibly hardy creatures.

 

[bodhi]

Re: Re: Under Attack

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk


Ants can live nigh on fucking anywhere. Incredibly hardy creatures.

I'll bet you're good at Trivial Pursuit, the amount of otherwise useless shite you seem to know.

 

[Damini]

If I leave food for them, you'd think they wouldn't be so damn piggy as to mount a full scale invasion.

I hate killing things. The only thing I've actively encouraged to kill was when we had a mouse infestation at my old house, and that was cos they kept pooing everywhere and eating my chocolate. Which is a heinous crime befitting death. But the ants were my friends. I feel so betrayed.

I guess I'm off to buy ant murdering dust tomorow then.

*sob*

 

[Munkey-]

*snigger*


aye, ants a pain here. damini. kill the bastards, they bite, steal, crwal, infest everywhere.

 

[Trem]

I don't like killing ants either, flys and wasps can fuck off but ants are quite cute. Don't do it Damini, chuck kenny out and live as one in harmony with the clever little blighters.

 

[Munkey-]

*fetches samm for her opinion if tremor chucked her out*

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Last year we got invaded by ants. They came up between the slabs on the patio(only one yr old), so we surrounded the nest exit with ant powder, so they started coming up where the patio meets the house walls. We sprayed ant powder there, and they made a last stand coming into the kitchen.

However, we powdered their entry point, so they presumably all suffacated in their nest.

Let them die, the little cunts. It's the flying ants that are the worse, especially when they walk in the ant powder, and lie there half dead, flapping their wing things a bit.

When they came into the kitchen, we resorted to physical means to kill off the ones that had seperated from the main flow of ants. The finger of death!

 

[S-Gray]

Aye, im not a Fan of Flying Ants, the bastards go all over you, unlike the cute lil normal Ants

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Munkey
*fetches samm for her opinion if tremor chucked her out*

She knows who wears the trousers in this god damn house i tell ya..

















whats that dear, cut your toe nails, be right there





ahem

 

[Munkey-]

Originally posted by Tremor
She knows who wears the trousers in this god damn house i tell ya..

















whats that dear, cut your toe nails, be right there





ahem

live in ph33r my friend

 

[Testin da Cable]

god knows I prefer living in b33r

 

[Sar]

[Sidious]Wipe them out. All of them[/Sidious]


^^The man has a point you know.

 

[Munkey-]

*wipes out sar*

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Originally posted by Damini
II must admit, I get a bit soppy about ants, because I'm sure I watched a programme when I was younger about how they carried the injured and dead ones back to the camp, or maybe it was a documentary on guerilla warfare, I'm so easily confused,

No, it's the ants

When you're a kid, and you fry one with a magnifying glass, others would come to take it away, which means you only had to find one, and the others would come to you

Not that i ever killed ants with the magnifying glass of course :uhoh:

 

[Munkey-]

i drowned the bastards in lighting fluid

 

[Summo]

Kill them!

They come up from one point in our bathroom. We have a spray which keeps them at bay.

They phear me. Me! ME! A-HAH!

 

[Wij]

KILL


THE


ANTS


!


1

 

[Sar]

Adam

and

the

ants

!!

 

[Summo]

EEEEEEEVILLLLLL!

 

[xane]

The problem with ants, or rather, an individual ant, is that they are not what can be regarded as a living entity, but rather as an extension of the colony.

Worker and Soldier Ants are all female, all sterile, and share at least 75% of the genetic structure aas their "sisters", in this way they are not like offspring of the Queen Ant, but rather like disembodied arms and legs that do the Queen's bidding from afar.

Killing ants is like cropping hairs off a dog or cat, ordinary Workers are expendable and easily replaced, if that makes you feel better about it.

 

[Summo]

Slightly less satisfying killing them now.

I'm off to find me a queen!






























(Oo-er!)

 

[PR.]

The great thing with ants is how they respond to Boiling Water

MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAA

 

[xane]

Here - have some practise

 

[Summo]

Heh heh heh...

Wheeeeeeeee!

 

[Summo]

Rocking!

 

[Sar]

Aye I got that too.

I aer teh evil

 

[Trem]

Oi!! leave my lickle friends alone you bunch of bastids