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[cazno]

Sure I guess this is old=) but for those who haven't seen it its amazing!

I spent alot of time reading all sort of articles here and found all great!

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to get you started - try search for your city or so.. =) I live in a small city north in norway and there was lot of amazing false extreamly funny info about it=)

 

[Ezteq]

LMAO excellant!

i just emailed it to the guys in my class and told them its a really great revision tool for our exams


*rubs hands together*

I will be student of the year!! Muwahahahahaha

 

[Dahakon]

Theres another on-line encyclopedia, called Conserapedia, its basically everything re-written to suit the views of the religious right in America. Its funny until you realise that people actually believe some of the stuff on there, and then it just becomes scary...

 

[Ezteq]

rofl has anyone else ever done the thing of thinking someone is really funny and just made a really witty remark and then found out they were serious??

man its so embarrassing

i used to work for this guy who kept using the wrong word in place of a similar sounding word (like hinda ogden and her murial on the living room wall) and at first i just laughed and thought he meant to do it , boy did i feel silly.

is that just me?

 

[Congax]

Lol, brilliant site

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

Heh I've actually got a page on there

EMA - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

You won't really get it though unless you're in my college class so meh. Me and another mate made this one aswell though.

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[Overdriven]

BTEC - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Do you know where I can take these courses?:

BTEC Diploma in applied cheese
BTEC Advanced degree in drawing with crayons.
BTEC so-so diploma in EMA farming

“roses are redish
violets are blueish
If it wasn't for hitler
we'd all be jewish”

=( I LoLd.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Hehe rather good site. I liked the red pill cockup causing people to leave the Matrix in droves

 

[Cozak]

Search for 'Newcastle Upon Tyne' part of the page;

English Civil War

By the 1640s, industry in Newcastle was perhaps the most advanced in the world, following the development of coal mining and ship building, Newcastle had developed jet aeroplanes, atomic bombs and intercontinental ballistic missiles by the outbreak of the war. When King Charles I was overthrown by Oliver Cromwell, Newcastle, which was loyal to the king was ordered to surrender by Cromwell. "What are you going to do if we don't?" asked the city's Mayor. "Put you all in the Tower [of London]!" replied Cromwell. The mayor launched a missile which destroyed the Tower of London and asked again "What are you going to do if we don't surrender?" "There's f*ck all we can do I suppose" replied Cromwell.

Novocastrian Air strikes against London then followed for a two week period before Cromwell surrendered, and King Charles II (who had been exiled in the flats at Shieldfield) was crowned King of England.

lol

 

[Overdriven]

There are far too many Final Fantasy games. Statistically, a new Final Fantasy game is released every 0.35 seconds. Uncyclopedia experts predict that once every Final Fantasy and Final Fantasy-related game gets a page, something, somewhere, will explode, and the explosion will have gorgeous graphics.

I'd pay to see this.

“Up, Up, Up, harder, harder...yeah thats right. Oh wait, faster, faster, come on!! faster....oh yeah thats the shit. Yeah in that spot. Lower...lower....lower......up up up up square”

~ Guy Playing Tekken, Not having Sex

Truth.

 

[Laddey]

Hahaha

Lancashire may be in the Grim North, but it is a far better place than Yorkshire..

In Yorkshire many people speak weird and also cannot say "Tuesday" rather, "Chewsday"...the only accolade Yorkshire men have is "The highest Motorway in England" which is a sight to behold, one fella liked it so much, he built his house in the central reservation. Bless him. Visitors to Lancashire please take note that the county is closed every Tuesday for livestock maintenance.

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

Do you know where I can take these courses?:

BTEC Diploma in applied cheese
BTEC Advanced degree in drawing with crayons.
BTEC so-so diploma in EMA farming



=( I LoLd.

South Tyneside College, it makes your dreams come true!

 

[Blackjack]

Yeah i stumbled over this site by accident when i tried to find a talent tree thing for Dark Messiah, i only noticed the site was the wrong one when DM was refered to as "Sir Kicksalot Deathboots in the World of Conspiciously Placed Spikes""


The main exports of Denmark are Great Danes, plastic bricks, bacon, butter cookies, plastic bricks, windmills, ceramic car bumpers, pastries, plastic bricks, Andersens, Christensens, Jensens, dodgy footballers, plastic bricks and expensive deadly alcohol.

/edit Kanye West's alter-ego goes by the name of Evel Kanyeevel.

 

[Syri]

This one had me laughing out loud - Manga Carta - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

great site this!