unattainable...

[fettoken]

I'm friends with all the unattainable ones -_-'

Then you have some work to do! Get in there.

 

[pikeh]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Grr...bloody pooonhunters who think you can't be friends with a woman without f*cking them or being in the "friend zone".

Ruining the chances of us hard working "first friend then f*ck" men!

 

[fettoken]

Im talking to this girl over msn, and we are good friends. And she keeps teasing me etc asking me if i am horny and what not.

But she never seems to break a sweat herself. I ask her if she is, and i always get the same, no with a smiley afterwards.
Grrr teasing women that sends mixed messages annoys the hell out of me. Unattainable is the word.

 

[CorNokZ]

Tell her you'd like to deepthroat her till she choaks to death and then wait for a smiley

 

[old.Tohtori]

Im talking to this girl over msn, and we are good friends. And she keeps teasing me etc asking me if i am horny and what not.

But she never seems to break a sweat herself. I ask her if she is, and i always get the same, no with a smiley afterwards.
Grrr teasing women that sends mixed messages annoys the hell out of me. Unattainable is the word.

Actually, you could hit that. Seriously. That's not teasing.

It's "hihi teasing", which means in plain old language "yes if the time and moon is right, you'll get some".

Ofcourse she'd deny it to her grave but

Disclaimer; that is information heard from women. Love to talk with women about their language, what they mean etc.

 

[CorNokZ]

Also...

Spoiler

 

[fettoken]

Actually, you could hit that. Seriously. That's not teasing.

But the nagging feeling of it is always there...

 

[old.Tohtori]

But the nagging feeling of it is always there...

No no, i mean that she's made her mind into "yes i would give to him", but not now, in right situation perhaps, etc.

So it's not out of the "realm of possible", so play along

Random "silly" compliments like, for example, if she asks "you horny?", you could say "Not really, but bet you could get me in that mood *insert smiley here*"

You know. Horseplay

 

[tris-]

But the nagging feeling of it is always there...

just suprise her man and youl get some.

take her out for a nice meal at her favourite restraunt, that will suprise her.
take for a film that you know she likes. even more suprise.
walk her home to keep her safe. she will love that and be suprised youve stuck around after all the teasing.
take her down a dark alley. give her the suprise of her life the teasing bitch.

 

[Edmond]

if B2 was a chick but was still everything B2 is I'd still tap the hell out of him...her whatever.

I think i love you.......:worthy:

 

[CorNokZ]

What tris- said! Fucking lol

 

[Calaen]

Im talking to this girl over msn, and we are good friends. And she keeps teasing me etc asking me if i am horny and what not.

But she never seems to break a sweat herself. I ask her if she is, and I always get the same, no with a smiley afterwards.
Grrr teasing women that sends mixed messages annoys the hell out of me. Unattainable is the word.

She's not teasing, chicks for the most part just love being in control. Imagine you were a female any fucking kind (shape, size, colour) because quite honestly even the mongs are never short of volunteers to give them a good sticking when they ask for it.

You'd be better off just asking her for a blow job, she'll either say yes or no.

 

[soze]

My current GF said she was sending me signals for months and i did nothing, i had to tell her to me "do you want to come home with me" is a subtle signal she has been fine since. Sometimes its best to be honest and ask the question.

 

[old.Tohtori]

My current GF said she was sending me signals for months and i did nothing, i had to tell her to me "do you want to come home with me" is a subtle signal she has been fine since. Sometimes its best to be honest and ask the question.

Also what i've heard from many MANY sources, "never hurts to try", so if you're interested in someone, go for it.

Should ofcourse put more effort if interest is stronger and not at all if you're not interested.

 

[kiliarien]

Also what i've heard from many MANY sources, "never hurts to try", so if you're interested in someone, go for it.

Should ofcourse put more effort if interest is stronger and not at all if you're not interested.

Oh yeah, and then when she say no, and you're utterly humiliated. I think that's more often the bloke way. Women definitely hold the sexual power ecause, let's be honest, us blokes think with only one head most of the time and it ain't the one on our shoulders.

If women get rebuffed for some reason I don't think they feel as bad as a bloke. Or maybe it's just me.

CorNokZ, I must say, I want to see your chat-up techniques, there'd be powerpoints and dodgfy dirty pics, I can just imagine it And I bet they'd work.

 

[pikeh]

I heard Cornoze uses Thugz 'short short' pics to impress women.

Just sayin' is all!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh yeah, and then when she say no, and you're utterly humiliated. I think that's more often the bloke way. Women definitely hold the sexual power ecause, let's be honest, us blokes think with only one head most of the time and it ain't the one on our shoulders.

If women get rebuffed for some reason I don't think they feel as bad as a bloke. Or maybe it's just me.

Well it doesn't mean you should pour your heart out on all women and go "ooh you're the love of my life!" or "Fancy a shag?" from the other end of the spectrum, but mroe in the way, well, the way i had a discussion, word for word(translated ofc);

"So, you like me?"
"Not in that way."
"Alright, a beer then?"

The problem with men is that they put so much effort into avoiding the humiliation that it's bound to happen.

Like i said, if there's more feeligns, more effort required, but it never hurts to try if you keep it in check with the situation.

 

[TdC]

hmmmm



I've just been invited for a weekend of um....stuff with two girls and I didn't do anything. in fact, I really didn't do anything. nothing. at. all. I have now sworn to myself that it is pointless to attempt to understand women, because everything lies in what they infer, not what you do. regardless of what you actually do or say, things happen purely in their heads, poor blighters. not only am I pleased as fuck, I'm also hella scared, I shit you not. Also, I'm smart enough to realize that I may have "misunderstood" everything said to me, or whatever the hell kind of excuse they want to come up with.

 

[TdC]

"So, you like me?"
"Not in that way."
"Alright, a beer then?"

I agree completely. Shocka tbh. except mine was:

"hey you feel like a coffee sometime?
I'm a lesbian, dude.
does that mean you don't like triple-espresso cappuchinos?
that means get the hell away from me before I call my gf.
she doesn't like triple-espresso cappuchinos either?
no, no she doesn't.
...
yes, I do actually.
<argument>
<tdc performs strategic retreat>"

 

[Calaen]

hmmmm



I've just been invited for a weekend of um....stuff with two girls and I didn't do anything. in fact, I really didn't do anything. nothing. at. all. I have now sworn to myself that it is pointless to attempt to understand women, because everything lies in what they infer, not what you do. regardless of what you actually do or say, things happen purely in their heads, poor blighters. not only am I pleased as fuck, I'm also hella scared, I shit you not. Also, I'm smart enough to realize that I may have "misunderstood" everything said to me, or whatever the hell kind of excuse they want to come up with.

If they are game, you cannot fail to get epic double bj pics!!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I agree completely. Shocka tbh. except mine was:

"hey you feel like a coffee sometime?
I'm a lesbian, dude.
does that mean you don't like triple-espresso cappuchinos?
that means get the hell away from me before I call my gf.
she doesn't like triple-espresso cappuchinos either?
no, no she doesn't.
...
yes, I do actually.
<argument>
<tdc performs strategic retreat>"

Those are the moments sarcastic people live for

Especially those who like a bit of "evil" in life

Good luck on the doubleteam. Just remember, if you piss one off..it's doubledragon.

 

[TdC]

If they are game, you cannot fail to get epic double bj pics!!!!

I've already made arrangements for the champagne to boob games and stuff. egads, this is too good to be true tbh.

Those are the moments sarcastic people live for

Especially those who like a bit of "evil" in life

Good luck on the doubleteam. Just remember, if you piss one off..it's doubledragon.

yes it was awesome. I'm normally not so quick with the riposte, but lately I've been very much on the ball.

also yeah, if anything goes wrong they'll prolly be finding my lacerated corpse in the woods

 

[kiliarien]

Well it doesn't mean you should pour your heart out on all women and go "ooh you're the love of my life!" or "Fancy a shag?" from the other end of the spectrum, but mroe in the way, well, the way i had a discussion, word for word(translated ofc);

"So, you like me?"
"Not in that way."
"Alright, a beer then?"

The problem with men is that they put so much effort into avoiding the humiliation that it's bound to happen.

Like i said, if there's more feeligns, more effort required, but it never hurts to try if you keep it in check with the situation.

I wasn't saying you do pour your heart out. I'd just say most men won't have a punt at it on the offhand unless beer is involved for the dutch courage etc. but I agree with what you're saying about the effort most definitely.

It's an emotive subject from in front of a computer screen anyway as I'm not sure how honest people are. Getting a bead on what people are like can only happen in person, the few I've met from games and stuff are rather different in real life.

And yes TdC, you know have a scouting mission with these two ladies that we all wish to know the outcome of. Report in soldier! We'll have the search dogs on alert to look for you

 

[TdC]

as I'm crashing off my testosterone and Amerone wine fuelled high, my natural pessimism is now kicking in. at least I can have a wank on the awesome that could have been

 

[old.Tohtori]

yes it was awesome. I'm normally not so quick with the riposte, but lately I've been very much on the ball.

also yeah, if anything goes wrong they'll prolly be finding my lacerated corpse in the woods

If you want to train it more, do what i do, start being an "asshole" to friends who can take it.

Rip into anything.

You'll fail at first, many times people will think "wtf?!" or some such, but it'll get better and soon every thing said will keep you biting your lip

You need good training people though, ones who will stay with you through thick and cottageballs.

 

[tris-]

How did you get invited for a weekend of stuff?

Is that something mere mortal men like my self could achieve?

 

[TdC]

How did you get invited for a weekend of stuff?

Is that something mere mortal men like my self could achieve?

I don't know, that's the problem! I wasn't doing much of anything, in fact, those that know me know I'm currently not particularly interested as is; the only thing I actively contributed was to agree to come along (which implies providing transportation and extra booze/food, but one can't have everything) for the...err...ride.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't know, that's the problem! I wasn't doing much of anything, in fact, those that know me know I'm currently not particularly interested as is; the only thing I actively contributed was to agree to come along (which implies providing transportation and extra booze/food, but one can't have everything) for the...err...ride.

Cat effect.

Try to pat a cat, it'll run away.

Ignore a cat, it'll come purring and rubbing itself against your leg.

You've got the double pussy effect there

Ofcourse it might be just means to get extra booze and a ride.

 

[Ezteq]

Oh yeah, and then when she say no, and you're utterly humiliated. I think that's more often the bloke way. Women definitely hold the sexual power ecause, let's be honest, us blokes think with only one head most of the time and it ain't the one on our shoulders.

If women get rebuffed for some reason I don't think they feel as bad as a bloke. Or maybe it's just me.

OK you have got to be shitting me, I have had multiple crushes in high school and never once did the gal get the guy, never! I remember going to bed at night and my chest literally hurting and feeling so embarrassed and just down right defective that I was emo before emo was ever invented!

Then I got to an age where I learned that if I bent over a pool table in a certain way I could get pretty much any bloke I wanted, but it was a shag and that was it, I never got a bf which was what I actually wanted. I wanted someone to go to dinner and the movies with, play laser quest and share a pizza with and stuff, I never got that until I was twenty flipping two! and I have to say, not even looking for a relationship, i'd given up lol

So you guys getting rebuffed for shags etc thinking bah, these gals have all the power, I am nothing but a weak and feeble man reliant upon these women who can swat me like a fly!! It is all an illusion, OK some girls might "have that power" but most are faking it and just hoping that if they put out to the right guy she'll actually get someone who wants to stick around and get to know her...and if the guy doesnt the gal acts all aloof and "yeah like I care" as a way of protecting herself.

Honestly freddies! we are all just people none of us have mystic powers, none of us really knows any more than anyone else we are all just pissing in the wind and hoping for the best....which by the looks of it, Teedles got, wtg man awesome, but seriously remember these words:

-Its not just you
-Everyone gets rejected, some appear to cope with it better
-and really big flipping deal if they don't "like you in that way" their loss...although we have or will all act like a circus puppy trying to prove our worth at some point (and if you do, or have done...try not to remember it, its just embarrassing lol)