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Ingafgrinn Macabre

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Why the fuck do I always go for the unattainable girls?
I'm not one to fall head-over-heels that easily. I can't stand dumb girls, hate those attached girls that need to know where you are and what you're doing all the time, and the thought of kids just makes me want to run, run, run! (or kick, but that's got some laws against it iirc), so whenever I do find that one girl that fits my personality, well, you start to hang out a bit perhaps etc....
But it seems that I always go for the unattainable. Living somewhere a thousand miles away, has married or living together, or anything that kinda kills the whole deal.
Yesterday I found out that a girl I fancy kinda is as gay as they get.
It sucks.....
 

Bugz

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A real man would turn her straight!11

Like Laddey!
 

TdC

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A real man would turn her straight!11

Lesbian women are awesome, second only to bisexual women. Find out if she has any bi-grrl friends and send them to meeeeeeeeee.
 

Ch3tan

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Two lesbian teen (18-19 year olds) at the club I was at last night, grinding, touching and snogging each other. Then the snuck off into the toilets with the bloke they were teasing all night. Lucky fucker.
 

gohan

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Two lesbian teen (18-19 year olds) at the club I was at last night, grinding, touching and snogging each other. Then the snuck off into the toilets with the bloke they were teasing all night. Lucky fucker.

cleary not lesbians then \0/



loads of girls get off with each other for the attention


and im not complaining



but ye lucky fella ><
 

kiliarien

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Oof, tough one Ingaf, sorry to hear it. :(

Rohypnol ftw :m00:

And Bugz, are you suggesting Laddey is the real man, or he is the lesbian turned straight? :p
 

CorNokZ

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No bitch is unattainable

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jessica-valentino01.jpg
 

Imgormiel

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Had the same thing happen to me earlier this year. When she admitted she was gay - she stormed off. I've not seen sight nor sound of her since. Pity, would have like to have stayed friends, she stormed off without saying goodbye and we were getting on so well. Oh well, onwards and upwards....
 

kiliarien

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No bitch is unattainable

rope-halter-blue.jpg


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jessica-valentino01.jpg

It doesn't count if you're the one liking to be tied up Amb :p

And that's clearly not the same one, it's a tied-round not behind her head, such lack of consistency.....
 

old.Tohtori

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Well, here's a couple of tricks;

Learn mroe about them before you start even thinking about getting in their pants.

Like for example; does this person even like men :D

Kind of a key note in the relationship i think.

Other is to stop treating everyone as a fucktarget.

Dont' lower your standards though, 'cause if fat ugly men can get hotties...
 

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Story of my life.......yesterday prime example at a bbq and my friend had some of his uni friends down. Had a good old chat going on between eating bbq food and drinking stuff etc with this one girl. But then find out she's fucking off to Greece for a year to teach English :(
 

soze

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2 girls I hang out with kiss and grind in front of groups of guys just to get drinks paid for all night long. It's great to watch and if they ever took me to the toilet it would be the best 13 seconds ever.
 

tris-

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Only a complete idiot buys drinks for a woman!
Id rather spend the £3 on my self, or she can buy me a drink if shes that bothered.
 

TdC

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Only a complete idiot buys drinks for a woman!
Id rather spend the £3 on my self, or she can buy me a drink if shes that bothered.

meh, I'd buy her a drink if I was in conversation with her and *I* ran dry.
 

tris-

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Chump, thats a typical manouvre for free drinks :eek:

Wait till you finish, then youl feel obliged to buy her one.
 

TdC

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I've I'm enjoying myself, why not?
 

tris-

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Im not saying you shouldnt, Im saying to me its a woman playing on people to get free drinks and is not something Im going to oblige.
 

kivik

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Well, here's a couple of tricks;

Learn mroe about them before you start even thinking about getting in their pants.

Like for example; does this person even like men :D

Kind of a key note in the relationship i think.

Other is to stop treating everyone as a fucktarget.

Dont' lower your standards though, 'cause if fat ugly men can get hotties...

Hmm this is a very good point I think. Something I always find myself doing.

As for own experience, went to a party last friday. My female friend brought one of her friends and wowoa, she is a godess, stunning beauty and fun/smart. Of course she has a bf...
 

TdC

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Im not saying you shouldnt, Im saying to me its a woman playing on people to get free drinks and is not something Im going to oblige.

I don't get it any more. I'm in a convo with her, I run out of booze, I decide to get a one. I offer her one.

that is wrong?
 

tris-

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I said I, as in MY SELF :eek:.

It is not something i am going to oblige. I do not buy drinks for random strangers, man or woman.
 

TdC

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oooooo NOW I understand. sorry, I'm just up with no coffee. can you tell?
 

TdC

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I'll call back once I've had my quad-espresso wake up and a bacon buttie.
 

Ezteq

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lol soze, heres hoping you get those 13 seconds!

I really dont understand this whole unobtainable thing, if you like someone whats the big deal, jeepers I mean if B2 was a chick but was still everything B2 is I'd still tap the hell out of him...her whatever.

I guess you have to think its just not meant to be whatever that means, but when I was younger it always seemed that the guys I went nuts over were totally uninterested in me, i used to wrack by brain worrying and thinking wtf was wrong with me, nothing was it was just that i didnt do it for them, cant be helped glad it didnt happen tbh because then i wouldnt have met my chap so i guess things either do or they dont but you have to remember its nothing wrong with you (or them tbh) its just what it is...

does that help at all or is it way too flim flammy?
 

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you've got to be a WOMANIZER WOMANIZER WOMANIZER WOMANIZER!"!!...
 

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