Umm wtf why? Oo!

[Imgormiel]

Getting 'perfect vaginas' could put women at health risks

errr...

 

[Ezteq]

I cannout even bear the tought of having a child and the 'natural' tearage that comes from that so I'm damned if I would let anyone go fiddling about down there waving any sort of chopper that wasn't actually slang for a willy tbh.

*crosses legs ...firmly*

 

[Yoni]

I agree with all Ezteq's sentiments ...

 

[Ezteq]

rofl I just re-read what I typed and I was soo upset by the idea of it look at the state of my spelling!

gah it's still upsetting me now tbh *shudder* I'm outta here

*runs away on crossed legs*

 

[Jeros]

What the hell does it matter how it looks?!?!?!

Its not like its on show all the time and when your in the situation where it is, I seriously doubt the man [PC /on] or woman [PC /off] would mind!

Wow....I did not even know this kinda surgery existed

 

[Lamp]

how would you feel if your penis looked like a swan in mid flight ?

Would you want to get its shape cosmetically altered ?

 

[Jeros]

how would you feel if your penis looked like a swan in mid flight ?

Would you want to get its shape cosmetically altered ?

I actually have a pretty fucked up penis thanks to no fault of own, and NO

 

[Olgaline]

why was imgor reading this in the first place ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

No different to boobjobs(not reductions due to health risks), facial surgery, stapling the stomach and other acts of people, who then dare say "it's what on the inside that counts"

Though in this case, i guess it's really what's inside that counts.

 

[Imgormiel]

why was imgor reading this in the first place ?

Msn headlines, first thing i see when i boot pc :/

 

[Huntingtons]

No different to boobjobs(not reductions due to health risks), facial surgery, stapling the stomach and other acts of people, who then dare say "it's what on the inside that counts"

Though in this case, i guess it's really what's inside that counts.

this one is only on display when you are a porn star, modelling nakid or fucking. boobs are usually on display most of the day, face always, stomach will be often as well.

but to answer olgaline: this is the well being of all of us to know this!

 

[Bahumat]

I've had my anus shaped to that of a wizards sleeve.

 

[old.Tohtori]

this one is only on display when you are a porn star, modelling nakid or fucking. boobs are usually on display most of the day, face always, stomach will be often as well.

True, but many surgeries are mostly to improve self worth.

To some women, the pnanny might be just that.

 

[megadave]

tbf ive been with a girl who had a rather manky vagoo and it turned me off a bit

 

[Sparx]

i think this is the same thing as men when we worry about penis sizes. The only people worrying about what a fanny looks like are women. Us men love them every way they come. I think i've seen by now every kind and loved every one of them.


EDIT: apart from Megadave that is

 

[tris-]

sparx is like a softcore john holmes

 

[Sparx]

Im a shit hugh Hefner, im almost like him except im in a flat in london with no army of identical looking women at my side, but apart from that, you couldnt tell

 

[Ezteq]

lol as we speak I am currently wearing my smoking jacket...and can actually lay my hand upon a boob at any point I want, so tbh I am more heff than y'all right now

 

[Sparx]

yeah theres no competing with that really. Im gonna call you heff from now on

 

[Ezteq]

aw man, I am soo getting a pipe tbh.

 

[Chilly]

pics

 

[kiliarien]

I've had my anus shaped to that of a wizards sleeve.

Now we know why that Balrog was soooo into Gandalf in Lord of the Rings.

lol as we speak I am currently wearing my smoking jacket...and can actually lay my hand upon a boob at any point I want, so tbh I am more heff than y'all right now

Yes you are. <planning to hide in a corner and resist inappropriate thoughts about Ez>

 

[Ezteq]

tbh...we've had OT Nin, I reckon we should have OT Heff, all dress as Heff and post pics and form an internet based playboy mansion!! (OK so it'd be mostly populated by you guys but tis the interwebs we can like photoshop you into bunnies or something right?)

 

[Jupitus]

tbh...we've had OT Nin, I reckon we should have OT Heff, all dress as Heff and post pics and form an internet based playboy mansion!! (OK so it'd be mostly populated by you guys but tis the interwebs we can like photoshop you into bunnies or something right?)

Ok, but silk smoking robe and no undies for you!


*ahem*


Sorry

 

[Ezteq]

rofl jups, you are like a scarey uncle at a family reunion; no one knows your there until someone either gets a thick ear for 'playin up' or you make a dirty comment to a gal while positioning her to sit on your lap lol...


...though I'm sure you are not the type to go about offering unsuspecting family members the opportunity to pull your finger are you

 

[old.Tohtori]

tbh...we've had OT Nin, I reckon we should have OT Heff)

How about you make it happen then?