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[Tom]

Baconnaise - buy at Firebox.com

Oh yes.

 

[nath]

Sounds both fantastic and revolting at the same time.

 

[tris-]

wrong, because it is obviously parmo. and firebox need a new legal advisor

Surely the label description is wrong (or illegal?). Or perhaps I'm wrong, however as I understand it, under Trades Descriptions, a food that says '... flavour' need not actually contain the food referred to, simply taste like it. However '... flavoured'means that it must contain the food referred to. Yet you say Baconnaise does not contain any bacon. Would you check and comment?
Brian Carter, Cumbria UK - Sep '09
Firebox says: The 'flavour/flavoured' issue you speak of Brian, is only a legal requirement with Cocoa (and chocolate products). UK Food Labelling Regulations 1996 has no provision for this use.

how very wrong

 

[Thadius]

Pfft, Spam beats bacon anytime.

I love bacon, but the first time I tried spam, I was hooked.

Now i only eat bacon if we have no spam!

 

[Jupitus]

Spam is ok if it's sliced and grilled...

 

[Thadius]

oh yes!

With fried egg and mushrooms, served in a large farmhouse breadcake

 

[Tom]

Spam is ok if it's sliced and grilled...

...and battered.

 

[Wij]

...and spunked on.

 

[TdC]

Spam is ok if it's sliced and grilled...

you guys are crazy. spam is never OK. ever.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

That's nothing....

Meet the Whole Chicken in a can.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

...or the Cheeseburger in a can.

 

[Thadius]

you guys are crazy. spam is never OK. ever.

you know nothing

Wazz fails as he posted same link!

 

[TdC]

lol wazzfail. doesn't happen often, but when it does it's most gratifying

 

[Fweddy]

Baconnaise - buy at Firebox.com

Oh yes.

Ordered. I shall let you all know how it is when it arrives.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

In my defence, there is only one link and that is named Baconnaise, which I've already seen, so no need to click it. Just posted some similar things I knew about.

Ungrateful *****

 

[Yoni]

Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen - Gadgets - Gizmodo

Just to help ickle wazz out

It all looks disgusting.. and yes spam is VERY VERY wrong

 

[Shagrat]

my god that chicken in a can looks positively heaveworthy urgh

 

[Gumbo]

In Norway you can get baconost which is like primula cheese with lumps of bacon in.

This fact is vaguely relevant.

 

[Malecheon]

Believe it or not, Baconnaise is suitable for vegetarians, especially all you pretend ones who secretly crave the unmistakable taste of shredded piggy flesh without the bacon guilt. It’s also kosher. How come? Well despite its incredibly realistic taste, it doesn’t actually contain any bacon

That's just wrong, it's clearly just a bacon wannabe.

 

[cHodAX]

I get the feeling that pig spunk would taste more like bacon mayonasise than this stuff, it doesn't even have bacon or bacon fat in it for fucks sake!

 

[Chilly]

Homebrew time

 

[Fweddy]

My baconnaise arrived this morning and I put some on a chicken salad. It tastes more like smokey bacon flavour crisps than actual bacon but it's not bad and is pretty strong. Everyone in the office either thinks it's the best idea ever or the most disgusting thing they've ever heard of.