uh oh

[tris-]

just got a half parmo in, and the damn thing is literally the size of a dinner plate.

also came with a shed load of chip shop style chips.

heart attack inc.

 

[Thadius]

just got a half parmo in, and the damn thing is literally the size of a dinner plate.

also came with a shed load of chip shop style chips.

heart attack inc.

pictures or it didnt happen!

 

[tris-]

Spoiler

there was a very high quality salad in the bowl. had crunchy lettuce, whole tomato, sweetcorn, sliced green pepper and coleslaw.

 

[Thadius]

that looks gorgous!

 

[Ch3tan]

there was a very high quality salad in the bowl. had crunchy lettuce, whole tomato, sweetcorn, sliced green pepper and coleslaw.

Yeah right, like they know what vegetables are North of the m25.

 

[tris-]

it really is.
i usually have one a month, but i reckon i will try to fit in another 2-3 before i leave boro

 

[Ormorof]

Yeah right, like they know what vegetables are North of the m25.

as long as it has curry sauce or gravy on it they'll eat it! (or in this case some sort of mutant pizza)

 

[tris-]

(or in this case some sort of mutant pizza)

you might regret saying that when i slam that mother fucker up your dick.

 

[Ch3tan]

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

I really want a proper parmo now after all the talk of them. The problem is I'd have to go up North.

 

[tris-]

you can make one but it wouldnt be the same.

procedure:

get a plucked chicken
flatten with a pneumatic press ram
coat in egg and bread crumbs
deep fry
cover in white cheese sauce
cover in cheddar cheese
grill

 

[Ch3tan]

What you mean there is a recipe I can follow??

 

[tris-]

What you mean there is a recipe I can follow??

there is the fake one above and also a real one.

 

[Dukat]

Oh tris you complete bastard!

I WANT A PARMO!

My local started to do them after I nagged them for several weeks, but it just isn't the same as a "proper parmo".

Need to get back up to the 'boro and get over the gigi's again!

 

[tris-]

i think im dieing

 

[TdC]

omg I am so hungry

 

[Dukat]

i think im dieing

STOP MAKING ME JEALOUS

 

[Ezteq]

lol wimp! I had a pizza from pizza hut yesterday...large one, with extra cheese was bloody lovely, got to last slice and thought I had reptured something but that didn't stop me eating it hehe..

bloody Dry Horrors after & this morning though, that (and the fact that you get hideously fat & spotty) is the only down side to take away food imo.


and the cost possibly, I mean £12 for a pizza! sheesh!

 

[Vladamir]

Did tris make it through the night or has the parmo taken over his brain by now?

 

[tris-]

i had a monster shit earlier.

 

[Ezteq]

rofl omg me too!!! LOLZZ!!!111

 

[tris-]

but have you ever had a parmo shit?
it is more firm than a kebab shit but also in larger amounts. its liking pushing a car out.

 

[Dukat]

but have you ever had a parmo shit?
it is more firm than a kebab shit but also in larger amounts. its liking pushing a car out.

Yea, and not a nice streamlined car either!

Like a volvo or something!

 

[old.Tohtori]

rofl omg me too!!! LOLZZ!!!111

Gods...could you BE more 4chan?

 

[tris-]

Yea, and not a nice streamlined car either!

Like a volvo or something!

speaking of which, i think a 40 tonner has just pulled up in poo drive

 

[Dukat]

speaking of which, i think a 40 tonner has just pulled up in poo drive

hahaha

YouTube - Johnny Cash-Ring of Fire 1963



oh it burns, burns, burns!

 

[tris-]

 

[Vladamir]

My morning log glided out this morning, it was a beautiful passing.

Jealous??

 

[Ezteq]

LOOOL ring of fire, man I love that song!

Tbh I seem to recall last time I had a pizza hut pizza I suffered similar misdoings (dry horrors, squiffy tummy the next day) which is odd because I eat pizza all the time and it is only PH or dominos that do that to me Oo

btw I am never trying a parmo if thats what it does to your bottom tbh.

 

[Lamp]

i had a monster shit earlier.

pics or it never happened

 

[Ezteq]

ewwww dont fgs dont say it because one day someone will actually post a turd pic tbh, and not just some random one they found on t'interweb but like, their own one.

just out of curiosity...what's the code of conduct on posting pics of bodily functions as opposed to body parts?