uh oh

[tris-]

dieing for a shit but the waters turned off.
should i shit and leave it in the bog or hold it in??

 

[Huntingtons]

go out shopping tbh

 

[Levin]

For how long is the water turned off?

 

[Chronictank]

why dont you just go next door

 

[echome]

Yeah go shopping and find a public toilet.

 

[tris-]

it got too much and if i didnt do it now i would of shit my self

i had to wsh my hands with a makeup removal towelette thing

 

[Laddey]

it got too much and if i didnt do it now i would of shit my self

i had to wsh my hands with a makeup removal towelette thing

shit in your bints mouth and kiss. Wipe your arse with her hands.

 

[tris-]

i reserve those moments for your mam and me.

 

[old.Whoodoo]

Shat in a jiffy bag and send it to the following address:

Customer Services
GOA
Rue de la Lag
Paris
Frog

Enclose a note explaining that this is all the temp agency could send to help at short notice.

Then print a copy of the EULA, higlighting the part about SOTG, and wipe accordingly.

 

[Laddey]

i reserve those moments for your mam and me.

Why? Is she hawter than your girl?

 

[Lamp]

Do it in your garden

 

[old.Whoodoo]

Do it in Lamps garden.

 

[tris-]

i havent shaved for a week either.

ill probably look the part if i shit in the garden.

 

[Sharma]

I just had a massively satisfying dump Tris.

Jealous?

 

[tris-]

no like i said above i had no choice but to shit, just oculdnt flush it.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

I can't shit at all mate, at least not in the traditional sence.
I feel your pain and embaressment.

PS, make sure to wash your keyboard and mouse when your water comes back

 

[Ezteq]

if it stays there much longer you realise you will have to name it right?


we had one in our loo that just wouldnt piss off, i called him Enrique and sprinkled in fish food for the duration of his stay. Both of us were denying respinsibility, we'd tried identification via noticable food groups and just when it looked like a paternity/maternity test was in order he swam down the twisty flume of fate and in to the sea....like that bit at the end of free willy where he goes off in to the sunset.


except he was a poo, not a whale.

 

[georgie]

Did you stand under it, arm raised, as it flew over your head? Possibly dripping uriney/pooey toilet water down onto your head?

 

[Ezteq]

and how exactly do you suppose it would fly hmmm? its a poo!!


sheesh some people!

 

[georgie]

A fair point.

 

[Jeros]

and how exactly do you suppose it would fly hmmm? its a poo!!


sheesh some people!

another person who has never seen the shit cannon show in amsterdam

 

[old.Tohtori]

If the otilet works in a similar fashion as here(which i believe all toilets do except australia, weird buggers), then you can get a bucket and "self flush" stuff down the toilet.

Ofcourse the problem might be where you'll find water, but if you have a bucket and some river, lake, drain, whatnot near your house, shouldn't be a problem.

The "lack of water" only means you can't fill the tank, the water still doesn't ned to run to work in the bowl bit.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Its a plot by Evian to sell you bottled water. Don't give in the conspiracy, fight the system!

 

[Huntingtons]

except he was a poo, not a whale.

a poo the size of a whale has a heart too though!