uh oh

[tris-]

i just swallowed my chewing gum

 

[ilaya]

its gonna stick to your insides and you'll die!

 

[CorNokZ]

Fart-bubbles inc.!

 

[Ezteq]

ew rofl i just had such an unsavioury mental image then its not true!

 

[tris-]

i didnt swallow sperm ez, thank you very much

 

[Ezteq]

what sperms alright tbh its a bit gloopy n stuff but at least it doesnt make a huge ball in your gut and come out as a bubble when you toot lol.

 

[Gamah]

what sperms alright tbh its a bit gloopy n stuff but at least it doesnt make a huge ball in your gut and come out as a bubble when you toot lol.

You've never experianced me cuming in your mouth then. Wanna fix that?

 

[Amanita]

Its gonna tie your insides into knots!

 

[Imgormiel]

I always thought inflatable intestine was only doable in outer space!!

 

[CorNokZ]

Its gonna tie your insides into knots!

That's not funny

Happened to me twice and this is what happened both times:

NSFW !!!

Spoiler

 

[old.Tohtori]

That's not funny

Happened to me twice and this is what happened both times:

NSFW !!!

A really hot snake lays on your belly out of spite?

 

[CorNokZ]

A really hot snake lays on your belly out of spite?

Yes.. Yes, that is what happened to me..

Silly Seel

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yes.. Yes, that is what happened to me..

Silly Seel

Well could take a tatoo over it and make it a snake? A TROUSER snake!

You know...coming out of your trousers and...*cough*

 

[CorNokZ]

It actually goes almost all the way down to my wee wee, so perhabs a tatoo would be in place.. Any cool ideas? Besides the snake one..

 

[Gamah]

It actually goes almost all the way down to my wee wee, so perhabs a tatoo would be in place.. Any cool ideas? Besides the snake one..

Surgowned.

 

[Overdriven]

I've swallowed gum before. Few times; usually never get ill or anything worse than that. Tend to throw it away now though

 

[Imgormiel]

I've swallowed gum before. Few times; usually never get ill or anything worse than that. Tend to throw it away now though

replace the 'g' with a 'b' and you almost quote someone's sig, careful Timothy!!

 

[Huntingtons]

It actually goes almost all the way down to my wee wee, so perhabs a tatoo would be in place.. Any cool ideas? Besides the snake one..

well i saw this tattoo of a guy who had 2 cocks squirting and 2 fag mermans wanking eachother and alot of cocks around it, is that a viable offer?

 

[CorNokZ]

Surgowned.

They didn't cut my wang, just gave me a nice shave

 

[Overdriven]

They didn't cut my wang, just gave me a nice shave

Must of fucking sucked when the hair grew back tbh. Itcheh!

 

[old.Tohtori]

replace the 'g' with a 'b' and you almost quote someone's sig, careful Timothy!!

Swallowed bum? You do mean a 'c' right?

If you had the abbeys CorNokZ, you could try a dragon tail sorta thing. With the dragon laying on your stomach and so. But that would be mighty big.

An android style metal tube thing would be cool too.

 

[CorNokZ]

Must of fucking sucked when the hair grew back tbh. Itcheh!

You think I didn't get painkillers? Morphine ftw!

On a side note.. I do like roleplaying but not enough to get a dragon all over my stomach/chest

 

[Ezteq]

That's not funny

Happened to me twice and this is what happened both times:

NSFW !!!

Spoiler

dude your belly button looks like a partially closed eye!!! [edit: lool had to go for another look, if you look at it side ways it also looks like a tiiiny ear!]


Cooooooooooool

hehe tattoo idea maybe get the scar tattoo'd so it looks like its reopening and have an alien (you know, The Alien, not some tossy annorexic grey thing tbh) popping out of it?

 

[Imgormiel]

Swallowed bum? You do mean a 'c' right?

If you had the abbeys CorNokZ, you could try a dragon tail sorta thing. With the dragon laying on your stomach and so. But that would be mighty big.

An android style metal tube thing would be cool too.

If you had an ass like a chimpanzee then perhaps you might be on the right lines, eww sick although I am sure there are some that find that appealing :s

 

[old.Tohtori]

You think I didn't get painkillers? Morphine ftw!

On a side note.. I do like roleplaying but not enough to get a dragon all over my stomach/chest

I hate that roleplayers have stolen the cool'nes of dragons away

But yeah, tatoos are tricky 'cause most parts you need the cahones or the outlook to pull it off.

If you had an ass like a chimpanzee then perhaps you might be on the right lines, eww sick although I am sure there are some that find that appealing :s

Sorry, i don't get it...which part do you mean? The "you made a poopoo with the replace letter" or the "dragon/metal tube tatoo" thing?

 

[Overdriven]

 

[Everz]

swallowing chewing gum causes problems.. ive done it all my life and have none ;<?

 

[Overdriven]

swallowing chewing gum causes problems.. ive done it all my life and have none ;<?

Have you not looked at the shit you post on FH? How do you NOT have a problem?

 

[Everz]

Have you not looked at the shit you post on FH? How do you NOT have a problem?

mummy said i was special
yours said i was teh :kissit:

 

[Overdriven]

mummy said i was special
yours said i was teh :kissit:

Well, you are special. In the retarded "I need people to wipe my ass" way.


Regarding the parent? /care.