two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please

[xane]

... actually you can forget the Lager

 

[Wij]

Women could spread it 'down below' to encourage their fellas to service their needs more often !

 

[Munkey-]

so therefore a more acute form of intoxication?

 

[mankatron2001]

pity lager tastes like piss really then

 

[old.Lordy RAA]

then again who would buy it in the first place

 

[FatBusinessman]

How about we all start snorting powdered lager?

 

[old.Lordy RAA]

well and there would also be lemon-beer flavoured crisps

 

[xane]

In the vein of using footballers to market crisps, I'd suggest Paul Gasgoigne or Paul Merson perhaps

 

[old.Lordy RAA]

nah how about a big nerd slowly getting drunk on crisps

 

[stu]

Great, all of the hangover-causing impurities, and none of the getting pissed. What a wonderful idea.

 

[xane]

Could even spawn a whole new generation of euphemisms, like "going on the fry", "getting potato-arsed", "having a foil bagfull", etc.

 

[Scouse]

poor cam, poor........

 

[Wij]

Spudded !