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Special Reporter: Archeon Soulfire
Turf Wars... what do they mean? The general premise is that one gang battles another for control of an area of land. But what happens when these gangs have access to more than just their mothers kitchen knifes and stolen hand-bags!?
Today, we found out. A local gang Tiwaz Emissaries, today engaged a rival gang Red Guard. The reason? Their house was just in the way!
http://www.freewebs.com/chris_310/DAoC/sshot222.JPG
The fighting was intense as sword and hammers were swung, often wounding their own gang members. The people of the TE posse knew they had to do somthing to change the flow of the battle. And as such, they deployed Seige weaponary!!!
http://www.freewebs.com/chris_310/DAoC/sshot219.jpg
http://www.freewebs.com/chris_310/DAoC/Eep.JPG
The battle was intense as local lunatic 'Archeon Soulfire' rushed into the house stealing women's panties left right and centre. When later questioned from under his mound of pink and white Archeon had this to say
"It was a great hall, thanks to all the RG chicks. I left my mark on the wall so you know where to find me"
THis reporter questions whether any of the 'Chicks' will actually want him in any other respect than to chop his nuts off for grand theft panty.
And so, and it gets darker the battle still rages, RG have fallen back into their house and are throwing large trophies at the attackers, which TE have taken to firing dwarfs from their seige weaponary.
http://www.freewebs.com/chris_310/DAoC/sshot221.jpg
When will the fighting stop? Who knows, will there be peace? Unlikley. All we can say is stay clear of the lots arround the 1690 area.
This is Archeon Soulfire, for WMNN!
(W00t, PANTIES!!!!
)
Edit - No offense was intended in any way, shape or form towards the fine members of RG. If you did take offense i'm afraid you'l just have to deal with it..
Also appologies for any lack of imagination, spelling or grammatical errors. I was tired when i was asked to do this, more overly my other idea about a 'Holy War' to save Mr. Smuffles the flying MP racoon was too complicated.
Edit 2 - Some links (well, most of them) are buggy, to avoid this copy+paste them into your browser.
Turf Wars... what do they mean? The general premise is that one gang battles another for control of an area of land. But what happens when these gangs have access to more than just their mothers kitchen knifes and stolen hand-bags!?
Today, we found out. A local gang Tiwaz Emissaries, today engaged a rival gang Red Guard. The reason? Their house was just in the way!
http://www.freewebs.com/chris_310/DAoC/sshot222.JPG
The fighting was intense as sword and hammers were swung, often wounding their own gang members. The people of the TE posse knew they had to do somthing to change the flow of the battle. And as such, they deployed Seige weaponary!!!
http://www.freewebs.com/chris_310/DAoC/sshot219.jpg
http://www.freewebs.com/chris_310/DAoC/Eep.JPG
The battle was intense as local lunatic 'Archeon Soulfire' rushed into the house stealing women's panties left right and centre. When later questioned from under his mound of pink and white Archeon had this to say
"It was a great hall, thanks to all the RG chicks. I left my mark on the wall so you know where to find me"
THis reporter questions whether any of the 'Chicks' will actually want him in any other respect than to chop his nuts off for grand theft panty.
And so, and it gets darker the battle still rages, RG have fallen back into their house and are throwing large trophies at the attackers, which TE have taken to firing dwarfs from their seige weaponary.
http://www.freewebs.com/chris_310/DAoC/sshot221.jpg
When will the fighting stop? Who knows, will there be peace? Unlikley. All we can say is stay clear of the lots arround the 1690 area.
This is Archeon Soulfire, for WMNN!
(W00t, PANTIES!!!!
)Edit - No offense was intended in any way, shape or form towards the fine members of RG. If you did take offense i'm afraid you'l just have to deal with it.
.Also appologies for any lack of imagination, spelling or grammatical errors. I was tired when i was asked to do this, more overly my other idea about a 'Holy War' to save Mr. Smuffles the flying MP racoon was too complicated.
Edit 2 - Some links (well, most of them) are buggy, to avoid this copy+paste them into your browser.