Try your fucking worst to make me cry you bastards

[Chilly]

will has sex with shampoo bottles

 

[tris-]

you say that like you done it before.



and i say that like im trying to make people think i havent

 

[Thadius]

Whats best thing to come out of Scotland?

The road to England!

 

[Will]

So far...

1st

Tom Cruise is your dad

2nd

There is no god and if there was he would be English and he would ban fried food.

3rd

Fucking mammy ramming shitfacedcockmaster.

 

[Cyradix]

If Tom Cruise is your dad.... would that make Katie Holmes your mother?

 

[Wij]

I've set up a share to your porn folder and emailed your mother the link.

 

[Chilly]

I've set up a share to your porn folder and emailed your mother the link.

she's the star in most of it so itl hardly offend

 

[GekuL]

I'd imagine finding out her son knocks one out while thinking of her might make her a little uncomfortable.

 

[FuzzyLogic]

1995, Braveheart being released, starring Mel Gibson as a Scottish landowner who battles the evil bastard English who have some apparent evil bastardish laws in place and is subsequently captured through treachery, then hung drawn and quartered.


The Scottish then build a statue of Mr.Gibson bearing the name of aforementioned Mr.Wallace, inscribed with Freedom in its base.


They then wrap a cage around it some years later.










(Ain't leaving details out fun )

 

[Dweller]

Cycling has been banned in Scotland, instead all cyclists will be forced to drive petrol guzzling 4x4's.

Also, MAC OS has been outlawed, all MAC owners will have their machines wiped and a copy of Windows ME will be installed instead.

 

[-J-]

Come on then you cunts, do your worst.

I heard Katerina still talks about you!


If that doesn't win, I'm sooo banned :worthy:

Will you sexah mofo pm me and we'll chat!

 

[Ch3tan]

I heard Katerina still talks about you!


If that doesn't win, I'm sooo banned :worthy:

Will you sexah mofo pm me and we'll chat!

Ooooooooooooo


:worthy:

 

[babs]

Being Scottish, there's a good chance you're related to Leggy and therefore have the strop gene.

It also means at some point you've probably had sex with him.

I like to wear your kilt, but inside-out. I drop my danglers in the sporran and then pretend to dry my arse and knackers with the kilt like that chimp did with a towel in the PG Tips advert.

 

[Will]

I heard Katerina still talks about you!


If that doesn't win, I'm sooo banned :worthy:

Will you sexah mofo pm me and we'll chat!

We have a winner.

 

[TdC]

nasty

 

[Chilly]

I'd imagine finding out her son knocks one out while thinking of her might make her a little uncomfortable.

not when HE's the co-star.

 

[Chilly]

We have a winner.

except its a bit inside-jokey, who is this mysterious Katerina?

 

[throdgrain]

She used to play in his poohey cs clan

 

[Will]

The short version is that she is an ex. The long version would take ages.

 

[Chilly]

Bah, that shouldnt be allowed. We cant all laugh along, well obviously a few can

 

[old.Tohtori]

I dropped a full bottle of bunnahabhain outside and it broke...

 

[Trem]

The short version is that she is an ex. The long version would take ages.

Oh my god, Kat was teh sexy.

Miserable cow but sexy.....or was it just that she didn't like KEA....or the fact that Mider said he was going to rip her lungs out(not knowing she was a female and an ED admin).

You must have a big dick, thats all I can say Will.

 

[throdgrain]

lmao he did didnt he , I forgot that

 

[Will]

You must have a big dick, thats all I can say Will.

Don't forget about the piercing.

 

[Ch3tan]

LOL. Quality trip down memory lane at Will's expense

 

[MYstIC G]

Come on then you cunts, do your worst.

<History Today - The Mary Whitehouse Experience>

Old Bloke 1: You see this thread
Old Bloke 2: Yes
Old Bloke 1: This mangled, half backed, rancid testicle dropping of a thread.
Old Bloke 2: Yes
Old Bloke 1: This lepracy spreading, filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, bottom feeding trash bag tramp of a thread.
Old Bloke 2: Yes
Old Bloke 1: That's Will that is.

</History Today - The Mary Whitehouse Experience>