Tris!

[Ezteq]

Wb you old skirt hound,

how was teh holiday get anything interesting, stick of rock, kiss me quick hat, herpes?

tell and pics pleeeease

missed you
xxx

would have done this on msn but i erm interfered with the pc and its gone a bit wobbly Oo

 

[Congax]

Use PM!


No, just kidding....or am I?

 

[Vladamir]

He got a picture of kartoffeln for me

 

[Ezteq]

are you?

d'oh use pm!!


damn you and your clever mind games!!!

vlad whats a kartoffle?

 

[Nate]

Wheres mine?

Maybe his inbox is full, just claim that you think it might be so you posted it here Ez..QUICK BEFORE THE CAREPOLICE ARRIVE!!! Oh shit there coming!! <skampers>

 

[Vladamir]

are you?

d'oh use pm!!


damn you and your clever mind games!!!

vlad whats a kartoffle?

A bag of crisps or something i think.

Also the suffix for roflkartoffel

 

[Congax]

Wheres mine?

Picture?

 

[Nate]

Picture?

duh

 

[Wonk]

Kartoffel = potato.

I've heard Tris' arse has gotten bigger.

 

[Congax]

I've heard Tris' arse has gotten bigger.

It's because Ez is too deep in it.

 

[Ezteq]

hay what can i say? i like big butts and i simply can not lie!

 

[tris-]

kartoffeln is german for potato

the highlights -

i was sat in a bar (the heinekin house) with my mate. i said to him "tonight, if anyone asks im from france". about two minutes later 2 girls came over. i know about 5 words in french, thankfully she knew none. so i started off with "je parles en francais" and she was like "oh youre french" oui, i said. then she kept talking and i just kept shrugging my shoulders. she started asking what things were called, well i had no idea. she pointed at a straw and i said, with a straight face "le straw". she replyed with "aahh le straw i see". everytime she was talking to me she tryed to put on an accent, and when i spoke in english i kept my northern accent on. she was from round here too and didnt even realise. as she thought i was french she said "do you know what i mean if i said will you lick my clit", i shrugged again "what about if i said i want to suck your dick", i shrugged again. in the end i french kissed her and that was that. 2 days later i seen her again and she walked straight passed, i guess her friend told her i was english.


three of us were walking passed a restraunt and we heard YMCA playing, so we ran onto the stage, danced the YMCA untill it finished and ran off again.


we joined bar crawls we didnt even pay for. on the first one i ended up on stage dressed in a black bra, lipstick, a ball room mask, bracelets and high heels. i came 2nd in the competition. we joined a german one and did the conga down the high street. we also jumped into a scandanavian one and got a free ride on a train and talked to some hot ladies who taught us the word "kanootle" i believe, which means to fuck.

i got assaulted by a prostitute who did a reach around and grabbed my cock. i had to wrestle free and run before the mafia shot me.

on the last night we filled the lift with loads of stuff and left it.

i got a lady groping me while she was still holding her boy friends hand.

stumbled through a nudist beach.


i was in the middle of the biggest thunderstorm id ever seen. it came in over europe i believe. it was getting closer and a couple of the group members were a little scared. next thing we look up and lightning right above us spread out in forks all over the sky and the smell of ozone filled the air. we then ran like fuck down the road and a couple minutes later one of the big pillars (was part of a bungie swing) got struck by lightning. my mate is doing a PhD in high voltage research and he suggested it wasnt safe to be stood anywhere near that, as you could get electrocuted even if the lightning didnt hit us. i took about 40 pictures of bolt lightning, some of which you can see in the general forum.


i think thats the highlights, we actually made a list of stuff we had done and there is nothing much else of interest on there.

 

[TdC]

i got assaulted by a prostitute who did a reach around and grabbed my cock. i had to wrestle free and run before the mafia shot me.

please Deebs, in the name of all that is holy, bring back the quotes database

 

[Congax]

Look good fun

 

[Ezteq]

omg loool actually pertty much crying when i was reading that fucking la straw rofl!!

wb bud.

ill have a poke about in the pc at the weekend and see if i can get it working properly and then use msn at some point so we can shoot the shit if ya like, mean time gifv pix of you in yer bra!

 

[tris-]

omg loool actually pertty much crying when i was reading that fucking la straw rofl!!

wb bud.

ill have a poke about in the pc at the weekend and see if i can get it working properly and then use msn at some point so we can shoot the shit if ya like, mean time gifv pix of you in yer bra!

havent got any im afraid. we didnt take the camera that night as we were informed there were a lot of pick pockets. took about 4 nights before we realised it was safe to take it out :/

 

[Wonk]

I know how you feel Tris... It's fucking annoying when the ladies start grabbing my cock while im walking down the street with no intentions of anything... it happens ALL_THE_TIME.

 

[TdC]

we can shoot the shit if ya like

given the thread in the general forum, this may be quite a hazardous pastime

 

[tris-]

heres a couple pics if they work

scandanavian chicks

a monument in burgas. it seemed to be something about going from comunism to where they are at now

crunchy kartoffeln

thank fuck i left my gun at home that day


https://forums.freddyshouse.com/general2/219313-lightning-photos.html

lightning photos

 

[Ezteq]

lol im too scared to look tbh after what i read about a thread with someone running while um running, i try to avoid stuff like that cos i r sensitive =D


Tris, is it just me or are you more tanned than usual? i took 299 pics when i was in amsterdam lol

 

[tris-]

lol im too scared to look tbh after what i read about a thread with someone running while um running, i try to avoid stuff like that cos i r sensitive =D


Tris, is it just me or are you more tanned than usual? i took 299 pics when i was in amsterdam lol

yes im more tanned, i was sat in the sun for 2 weeks. im even more tanned that in that picture there.

299, pittyful. i took 360

 

[Ezteq]

yeah but i was being a tourist and holiding a map at the same time (wearing one of my hawiian shirts and shorts and sporting an insect bite in me knee) I looked the part dammit!

did you get gang probed at customs?

 

[Nate]

Is the 3rd sign no pointing fingers?

 

[tris-]

yeah but i was being a tourist and holiding a map at the same time (wearing one of my hawiian shirts and shorts and sporting an insect bite in me knee) I looked the part dammit!

did you get gang probed at customs?

no thank fuck. the customs guys over there carried guns. though there was an incredibly sexy woman with a gun, kinda turned me on.

 

[Ezteq]

hehe i got frisked on way in to schipnol... i got a total fit of the giggles because the woman was tickling me and she kept apologising twas funny, you missed out there bud

 

[Bugz]

Tit in bottom right hand corner!

If only it has been a little lower!

 

[old.Tohtori]

For the record, only the middle chick looks a bit scandinavian(alot like one i had relations with actually ), but that's besides the point!

Kinda scared that tris- does the same "If anyone asks, i'm french/german/mexican" thing too....

 

[tris-]

For the record, only the middle chick looks a bit scandinavian(alot like one i had relations with actually ), but that's besides the point!

Kinda scared that tris- does the same "If anyone asks, i'm french/german/mexican" thing too....

so does kanootle mean to fuck, or did they have us shouting out something like "i want it in the ass" ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

so does kanootle mean to fuck, or did they have us shouting out something like "i want it in the ass" ?

Dunno really, you weren't actually IN scandinavia if you were in the german area

 

[tris-]

well sure we wernt in scandanavia, but those girls were scandanavian along with the other 50 or so people on the bar crawl