Tripple bangers

[Ezteq]

OK in response to the pic Lamp just posted in bahumats thread..

what would you do irl if you pulled a bird (or had been dating her and really liked her) got home had an amazing snog, she's smart, she's funny and she lifts her top and has three boobies?

what do you do?

 

[Lamp]

Get stuck in !

 

[Shagrat]

run away. if its packing extra upstairs, who knows what surprise await you downstairs, and by the time your down to your scruddies, itll be too late for you.

 

[Lamp]

If you're copping off with a bird and don't know by that time whether its male or female you might as well lock yourself in a cave and become a hermit.

 

[Ezteq]

but Shaggy would you utter the ultimate Qunicy-ism??

"Holy Mackrel Sam!!"

 

[TdC]

OK in response to the pic Lamp just posted in bahumats thread..

what would you do irl if you pulled a bird (or had been dating her and really liked her) got home had an amazing snog, she's smart, she's funny and she lifts her top and has three boobies?

what do you do?

your gender is shining through the poll options Ez

me, I'd prolly pass out.

 

[Ezteq]

would that be from fear or happiness?

dont tell me none of you have ever hit pause in total recall when old 3knockers gets em out...and then again when the midget gets the machine gun and gets up on the table...


*ahem*

sorry i just came

 

[Edmond]

I think it would be a bonus, you could tweek the outer ones and suck the middle one

Result, although its been a very long time since i was anywhere the vicinity of boobies, that i would be happy with one, let alone 3 of the beauties......

 

[Ezteq]

oh man Ok so what if she takes her top off and just has one giant, and I do mean huge, central booby... would that be (as the optitians like to say ) better or worse?

 

[Edmond]

Hmmmm.....i would probably suffocate in it, but what a way to go !!!!!

 

[TdC]

would that be from fear or happiness?

dont tell me none of you have ever hit pause in total recall when old 3knockers gets em out...and then again when the midget gets the machine gun and gets up on the table...


*ahem*

sorry i just came

happiness, unless the extra boobie tried to eat my face or something o0

and no, I have never hit pause even once in that movie, sorry

 

[Edmond]

No, but i piss myself laughing when they slide down the mountain at the end and their faces nearly explode, its soo bad....Haa Haa

 

[Ezteq]

not even when sharon stone and melina are ...


YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN??

pfft

 

[Bahumat]

No, but i piss myself laughing when they slide down the mountain at the end and their faces nearly explode, its soo bad....Haa Haa

Haha arnies eyes look like that weird world record (big eye) dude!

 

[Bahumat]

Thats the one!

 

[Lamp]

makes you want to lick them

mmm...eyes

 

[Ezteq]

lol i always wanted to be able to do that when i was a croupier, i'd of done it if a really big bet won on the rouletter table just goggled and gone "whaaaa???"

man i wish i had goggle eyes

instead i just got a whispering one

 

[TdC]

not even when sharon stone and melina are ...


YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN??

pfft

yes


Miss Stone really doesn't do it for me, sorry :/

 

[Lamp]

I bet there isn't one heterosexual male who, whilst watching Basic Instinct, hasn't freeze-framed it on the minge-flash moment. Sharon Stone ? You would. Stop being picky.

 

[Ezteq]

nah me either but then i'm a chick; if its not got chocolate, or dinosaurs on it very little does it for me tbh.

 

[Lamp]

what about chocolate dinosaurs shaped into the shape of a very shapely Sharon Stone?

(would you bite her tits off first, or her head) ?

 

[Ezteq]

christ man, dont you know nothin??

shes got skin made of marble i'd break my teeth! jeeeze was i the only one to ever watch Catwoman???

 

[Edmond]

jeeeze was i the only one to ever watch Catwoman???

Yes Ez, actually i think you were

 

[TdC]

I bet there isn't one heterosexual male who, whilst watching Basic Instinct, hasn't freeze-framed it on the minge-flash moment. Sharon Stone ? You would. Stop being picky.

okay, okay, back in the day, sure,if I could have a threesome with her and her mate from BI, I'd even let myself be brained with an icepick at the end prolly.

nowadays though? nah, I'll pass, cheers.

 

[tris-]

what would you do irl if you pulled a bird

I would pass out in shock that I had even got that far.

 

[pikeh]

Well, its easy enough to say you'd still hit it, but it would be way too weird.

 

[cHodAX]

50% more fun, get stuck in!

 

[collegien]

I'd get on the phone and call for back up ;/

:saythat:

 

[Ezteq]

I would pass out in shock that I had even got that far.

LOL!!

you could always hapkido it in to submission matey

 

[megadave]

invite a friend to go motor boating