Traumatised

[Mikah75]

was down the market with my mum this morning, buying new flowers for the garden...and there was this chav family, mum dad, and boy about 17ish. they were in front, and the boy was hacking away coughig in to his hand

AND THEN!!!

He looked at his hand

AND LICKED IT ABOUT 4 TIMES!!!!

my eyes are bleeding :'(

 

[Dreamor]

stff...QUOTE]

Thats a story you should keep to yourself

I've seen worse but sharing it minutes after lunch will not be good for anyone

 

[Mikah75]

i havnt eaten since yesterday:< i cant. it wouldnt keep down

 

[Lamp]

Poor sod. On a lung-butter diet.

 

[Seakul]

uke:

 

[Gamah]

Thats really nasty :<

 

[Hansmoleman]

Poor sod. On a lung-butter diet.

heh.

and why did you watch this guy do it and not turn away?

 

[Spis]

I had food in my mouth

 

[Mikah75]

heh.

and why did you watch this guy do it and not turn away?

he was like 10metres in front and i had to walk past him to get to where i was going:<
i dont take pleasure and stand and watch people do this

 

[tris-]

its all lies.

i reckon really you want to nab some of it and use it as lube.

 

[Lamp]

I h8 seeing people do things like that on the tube or bus

Stuff like spitting things into tissues, or picking their nose then putting the finger in their mouth.

 

[Calaen]

I h8 seeing people do things like that on the tube or bus

Stuff like spitting things into tissues, or picking their nose then putting the finger in their mouth.

Would you prefer them to spit on the bus?

P.S. Mikah you noob you should have knocked him out.

 

[Lamp]

I'd prefer they didn't spit at all.
Or did it in such a way that I didn't see what they were spitting out.

 

[Mikah75]

P.S. Mikah you noob you should have knocked him out.

im not physically violent person only if needed
and besides, he might retaliate and touch me with those hands!

 

[Svartmetall]

I had food in my mouth

'had' being the correct tense

 

[Spis]

'had' being the correct tense

indeed, Mikah should buy me a new keyboard..

 

[Mikah75]

hah, you'd be lucky
my shopping list goes on and on and my parents are getting annoyed with my mooching

 

[cHodAX]

Nowt wrong with that, tastes just like oysters...

 

[Mikah75]

Nowt wrong with that, tastes just like oysters...

that is the most vulgaric statement of my week

 

[cHodAX]

that is the most vulgaric statement of my week

I am serious, you get a real dribbly one, swill it around your mouth a bit and then let it drip down the back of your throat. Super tasty!

 

[Mikah75]

I am serious, you get a real dribbly one, swill it around your mouth a bit and then let it drip down the back of your throat. Super tasty!

uke:
mate that is fucking rancid!
my friend Joe, sometimes forgets that he has a chance to die when in the same room as me, and hacks up phlegm and swallows it, and when i glare at him he just goes 'what!? it tastes good' *swallows* "mmm"

 

[cHodAX]

uke:
mate that is fucking rancid!
my friend Joe, sometimes forgets that he has a chance to die when in the same room as me, and hacks up phlegm and swallows it, and when i glare at him he just goes 'what!? it tastes good' *swallows* "mmm"

Mission Accomplished

 

[tris-]

Mike says:
my bum hole is bleeding!

WTF MATERs?

 

[Hansmoleman]

uke:
mate that is fucking rancid!
my friend Joe, sometimes forgets that he has a chance to die when in the same room as me, and hacks up phlegm and swallows it, and when i glare at him he just goes 'what!? it tastes good' *swallows* "mmm"

builds up your immune system