Train Defecator Hunted By Police

[Garok]

Police are searching for a man who has been defecating on trains across the country, causing around ?60,000-worth of damage. The offender has struck on at least 30 trains since August, mainly in the South East, smearing excrement inside the carriages. He waits until he is alone in the carriage before committing the offence.

His "exceptionally anti-social" actions have even resulted in carriages being taken out of service.

British Transport Police warned that his unpleasant habit was creating a risk to public health.

The force has released CCTV images of a man officers want to speak to in connection with the investigation.

Detective Constable Donna Fox said the man's actions had resulted in "many carriages being taken out of service, causing disruption and cancellations to the train services and serious inconvenience to the travelling public.

"This is obviously a serious public health issue as well as being exceptionally anti-social," she said.

She added that there was no particular pattern as to when he appears.

"He travels to various areas and at different times of the day and different days of the week," she said.

"On at least one occasion CCTV footage shows the man being disturbed by a passenger walking through a train.

"We are appealing for this man or anyone else who may have witnessed this man committing offences to contact us."

She said that anyone who saw the man travelling on the railway network should not approach him, "but call the police or alert train staff immediately".

Brings a new meening to British Rails Shit service.

 

[Calaen]

Lmao

 

[Overdriven]

Just... LoL =D

 

[Nate]

hehe ;p pretty funny, but then you read about the bit where he actually picks his shit up and smears it all over...thats just nasty..can imagine walking in to his carriage and getting his hands in your face full of it uke:

 

[evzy]

His Pic

Heard this on the radio the other day - works out at 2k per poo - thats some serious tonnage!!

 

[Mojo]

Why why why?

 

[Lamp]

Animal.

They got his face on CCTV. His shit contains his DNA. The loony bin awaits.

 

[leviathane]

this is a couple days old already, heard it on the radio start of the week.

 

[tris-]

im not sure why its funny.

not only does his shit pose a public health risk, his obvious mental instability poses a public health risk.

 

[Vladamir]

Poowned

 

[evzy]

You just know its someone who posts on FH......

 

[Elkie]

Just a complete idiot, people who do this sort of thing to public property do disgust me, he will be caught soonish. Just pathetic that he prob finds this amusing more than likely.

 

[Sparx]

this is a couple days old already, heard it on the radio start of the week.

lol its been given the old tag already

 

[Dillinja]

im not sure why its funny.

not only does his shit pose a public health risk, his obvious mental instability poses a public health risk.

I second this. When I first read it, I found it rather amusing, but then it sunk in how disgusting and depraved it actually is. Also, that's £60,000 out of the taxpayer's pocket, then god knows how much money to have this idiot arrested, convicted, and then cared for in a nuthouse for however long he's going to live for.

I also feel for the people who have to clear up his mess after him... :\

 

[Amanita]

Don't chimps do this a lot?

I think that its a chimp trapped in a man's body following some weird government experiment. Government conspiracy! Whoo!

 

[Vladamir]

Don't chimps do this a lot?

I think that its a chimp trapped in a man's body following some weird government experiment. Government conspiracy! Whoo!

Take your pills dear

 

[Lamp]

lol

 

[Bugz]

That looks A LOT like my friend's crazy bf.

And it's in the south east too...

Hmmm.

 

[Himse]

Surprise, he's black!

 

[Adlatus Hellbringer]

Racist?

 

[Dillinja]

He only said what we was all thinking.

 

[Gamah]

I wasn't thinking it.

 

[QuickStix]

thats a foul crime that is.

i wonder if he got a shit hot exscuse why he done it?

 

[QuickStix]

thats a foul crime that is.

i wonder if he got a shit hot exscuse why he done it?

p.s shall we hand gamah over to the police now n collect the reward?