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Bishibosh said:The Artifact Scholar says: "Ah! The belt of Everlasting Eternity! This belt was routinely used to hold the pure existance of Atlantis together, before the destruction of the city, after which it was dropped into a volcano by a horned rabbit who stole it from a cyclops who once used it as a monocle! It then decended into the centre of the earth, where countless hell-spawned demons tried for centuries to break it, yet never achieved a scratch! Then it flowed out during an erruption whereupon it was buried in tons of ash, and then was dug up by a shark who proceeded to chew on it until this day! It's invunerable!"
[two days later]
The puny skeleton attacks you and misses!
:crack: [belt breaks, trousers fall down, everyone points and laughs].