There was a young celt from Ardee
Whose manhood was too small to see
"No problem!", he cried
"My asshole is wide"
"I'll go gay and charge firbolg a fee!"
On dyvet was a guild called CM
They only liked playing when it was AM
Alarm clocks were set, so relics they could get
And much did the other realms fret.
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